Lisa Simpson woke up and found the space next to her in her bed vacant, with a heavy sigh the blonde rolled out of bed and walked barefoot into her bathroom, when she exits the bathroom, Lisa is wearing a black blouse, skirt, and a sensible pair of heels. She then goes into the kitchen and pours herself a cup of coffee before heading off to work, Lisa pulled into her parking space at EcoEconomy, the company she's been with for ten years, but is still a secretary.
Lisa clocked in early and went to her desk and began her work for the day.
"Well, look who's here bright and early this morning," the voice of Toshihana Higarata, the bane of Lisa's existence said as she saunters by Lisa's desk.
"What do you want, Higarata?" Lisa asked without looking up from her computer screen,
"I was wondering if your night was as good as mine was?"
Lisa held her silence,
"Ha! I knew you wouldn't be able to close the deal! You're pathetic, Simpson," Toshihana says.
"If you say so Higarata, at least I'm not heartless and shallow." Lisa said, cracking a smile.
Suddenly, Lisa felt the red hot pain of a slap ignite her face, sending a shock-wave of pain radiating throughout her body.
"You miserable little toad, don't ever say something like that about me ever again!" the other blonde yells.
Lisa stands up from her seat and looks Toshihana dead in the eye.
"It's really hard to hear the truth, isn't it, Blondie?" Lisa asked,
Toshihana went to slap Lisa again, but this time Lisa grabs Toshihana's wrist forcefully.
"I've had enough of you Higarata, why don't you take some time off to recover?"
"Recover from what?" inquired Toshihana,
Quick as a cat, Lisa used a judo flip to put the arrogant blonde on her back, then Lisa quickly applied an armbar, along with maximum torque on Toshihana's left arm.
"This hurts! Let me go!" Toshihana screams in pure agony.
"Shut up! I come to work everyday either on time or early and what do I get for my hard work and dedication? Your constant insults, about how I look, how I dress and whether or not I can bed someone, I've put up with you for four years and I'm tired of you!"
With one quick motion, Lisa breaks both bones in Toshihana's left arm, the blonde's screams of pure agony cut through the otherwise still office like a buzz-saw, Matthew Warner, the CEO of EcoEconomy came out of his office.
"What is going on out here and why is Toshihana lying on the floor clutching her right arm?"
Another employee told Mr. Warner what had happened, in response, Mr. Warner suspends Toshihana indefinitely and sends Lisa home for the day with a stern warning.
When Lisa returned home, she found her Mother, Marge, once again hard at work in the kitchen while Bart and Homer sat around doing nothing. Lisa also notced that Maggie was no where around.
Lisa goes into her room, after closing her door she grabs her sax and begins playing some soft jazz, this always eased her mind whenever she had a rough day at work.
Lisa was a confident woman, though somewhat awkward when it came to talking to others, especially women and she didn't know why.
Lisa was a confident woman, though somewhat awkward when it came to talking to others, especially women and she didn't know why.
The next day when Lisa got to work, she was greeted by hostility from many of her co-workers.
"Try not to let it get to you too much." a woman's soft voice says from off to Lisa's right.
Lisa spins around and sees an absolutely stunning woman with long jet black hair, an hour glass figure, and piercing hazel eyes standing next to a vending machine.
"Who are you?"
"Sally Bottomtop, nice to meet you."