OK this is basically if MCU had texting.
For the purposes of this chapter; Spider-man met Charles Xavier who helped him with a mutation problem and re-hid his identity. Which is why Mutants are so well under wraps.
X-men are covert/ men in black types they fought Krakoa, the hellfire club, sinister; the brood, etc.
Black Cat, Cajun, Death Note, Demon Lord, Frozone, Glasses, and WEB HEAD have joined the conversation.
Frozone: Who else is skipping out on studying?
WEB HEAD: Change Shadow Cat's nickname pls.
Demon Lord: Change it to cookie dough.
Black Cat: Fuck you Curt, you're basically a sandwich away from being fat.
WEB HEAD has changed the name of the group chat to "X-kids"
Frozone: Use the nicknames, shield has datamining.
WEB HEAD: They can't data mine X-phones don't worry I talked to Forge about it.
Black Cat has changed their nickname to Ghost.
WEB HEAD: That's not better.
Frozone has changed their nickname to Blizzard
WEB HEAD: Please Stop.
Demon Lord: You BAKE cookie dough… it wasn't a fat joke.
Glasses: Guys you should all be studying, we have exams next week, and I'm sure Spider-Man's contact information wasn't for pointless group chats.
WEB HEAD: meh, I don't really mind.
WEB HEAD: Which of you is the Russian?
Frozone: He needs to study, sorry.
Ghost has changed their name to Prowler
WEB HEAD: This is for standing you up yesterday isn't it? I had an amazing excuse.
Death Note: I'm her best friend so, I'll be the judge of that.
Death Note has changed their nickname to Tybalt
Demon Lord: This should be good.
WEB HEAD: Short answer, my phone got waterlogged in the sewer because, I was trying to track down a scientist that shot himself full of lizard DNA and went rampant trying to do it to the entire city, It was on the news this morning. I managed to track down The Lizard because his plan was to spread it through the city's water supply.
WEBHEAD: I only mostly stopped him, a big color gang called the waste tribe turned a some of their members into lizards, and they still have a bunch running around in the sewers.
Cajun: Damn you guys, real unproductive today.
Frozone has changed their nickname to THE ICE KING
Demon Lord: Mein Gott.
Tybalt: Ok, that is good.
Glasses: That's awesome.
Ice King has invited Burnout to the group chat
WEB HEAD: Anyway, I have 37 stitches, three broken bones, and a severe iron deficiency.
Burnout: From what eating a Pizzeria with a D rating from the federal food and health department?
WEB HEAD has changed their name to WEB-HEAD
WEB-HEAD: Mike's pizza has never gotten a D health rating
Cajun: That's nothing, after exams, I'll tell everyone about the time I broke up with a mobster's daughter.
Glasses: You guys need to get some studying in, a bad grade could really mess some of you up.
Glasses has left the conversation
Prowler has changed their nickname to Lucky Cat
Lucky Cat: Spidey why don't you change your nickname?
WEB-HEAD: I literally just did
Ice King: NO! It's perfect, he can't hyphenate anything else
Burnout: Guys! Jamison's weekly Spider-Man conspiracy is that he was running a cover up, the fight with lizard was to hide the fact that they were selling the serum to gangsters, so they could get up to super-lizard hijinks. He also thinks that they got their abilities from a similar method.
WEB-HEAD: Yeah. I figured it would work out to look like that, I made a serum that turned The Lizard back to normal, his notes were very detailed, I had Reed double check my math but I was in a hurry…
WEB-HEAD: I can't win with that guy.
I'm stopping this one here cuz my allergies are really bad today, and I want to post something.