Enemy of John Phoenix jumped into John Phoenix's house through the open window. Some might call it breaking and entering, but they would be failing to factor in the fact that nothing was broken, as the window was open.
"John Phoenix is the worst OC and is worse than Phoenix Wright," said Enemy of John Phoenix.
John Phoenix threw a tantrum.
"I'm sick of hateful monsters leaving reviews on my stories, and I'm sick of this hateful world in general. I'm logging off and I'm never coming back. I already won the upvote contest so there's no further reason to remain here. Good bye."
John Phoenix clicked logout and blinked out of existence.
Enemy of John Phoenix defeated his enemy John Phoenix!