LET'S ALL BRAWL IN THE LOBBY!
Written By
Aubrey Harris
12/21/2020
INTR. MOVIE THEATRE - NIGHT.
Team RWBY is seated in the movie theatre awaiting the show to commence. They managed to get the row to themselves despite the theatre being somewhat packed.
RUBY
This is so exciting! I've been waiting to see this movie forever!
BLAKE
I never pegged you for the scary movie type.
YANG
Are you kidding me, she loves the horror genre.
RUBY
Yeah! That's where you get all the best action scenes. The chase, the gore, the weapons! And he has a scythe like me!
WEISS
I'm sure that's not the comparison you want to go for.
RUBY
Of course not, besides mine is much cooler.
Yang cocks her Ember Celica.
YANG
It's also a gun.
RUBY
Yeah!
Ruby cocks the sniper rifle of Crescent Rose.
WEISS
How utterly barbaric!
BLAKE
Spoken like the Ice Queen herself.-
WEISS
Hey! You promised to stop calling me that!
WEISS' knight summon walks down the aisle. The knight then kneels before her and presents a bag of popcorn.
YANG
Did you just have your summon bring you a snack?
WEISS
Well, of course, I'm not trying to miss a minute of the show.
Weiss takes the popcorn from the knight and pats it on the head.
WEISS (CONT'D)
Thank you kindly.
The summon disappears.
RUBY
Hey! Keep it down over there the show is about to start!
WEISS
Quiet you!
BLAKE
Don't you think that's a blatant misuse of your semblance?
WEISS
You weren't saying that when you were asking me to get our drinks now were you?
FLASHBACK. INTR. MOVIE THEATRE - AFTERNOON.
Weiss' mini lancer is shown flying down the aisle carrying two drinks on its back. The mini lancer flies in front of Weiss. Weiss takes her drink.
WEISS
(Baby voice) Thank you lancey!
MINI LANCER
Buzz Buzz!
The mini lancer flies in front of Blake. Blake cautiously takes her drink off the mini lancer.
WEISS
Well?
BLAKE
Well what?
WEISS
Aren't you gonna thank lancey poo!
Blake blushes and looks away.
BLAKE
I'm not calling it that.
END FLASHBACK
INTR. MOVIE THEATRE - NIGHT.
BLAKE
Touche.
RUBY
That is it! If you guys don't wanna watch the movie fine, but I for one am trying to enjoy myself.
Yang chews her popcorn.
YANG
You know you shouldn't be yelling during the movie.
WEISS
Yeah, where are your manners?
BLAKE
Weren't you the one who wanted to come and see this anyway?
Ruby stares at Yang, Blake, and Weiss dumbfounded.
RUBY
WHAT?!
Old Man Shoopkeep taps Ruby on her left shoulder. He points to the exit doors suggesting that she leaves.
RUBY
Me! What about them?! They're the ones disturbing everyone!
MOVIEGOER 1
Hey, what gives!
MOVIEGOER 2
Shut up!
MOVIEGOER 3
I paid good money to see this premier. Keep it down!
Old Man Shopkeep drags a kicking and screaming Ruby down the aisle.
RUBY
Hey, let go of me! You're gonna regret this. It was just getting to the good part!
Ruby is dragged out of the theatre. The double doors close.
WEISS
Well, that was almost as entertaining as the movie.
BLAKE
Should we go after her?
Yang is drinking her soda and uses her fingers to count down from three. As soon as Yang puts all of her fingers down Ruby dashes in with her semblance past Weiss, Blake, and Yang. Knocking down some of Weiss and Blake's snacks in the process.
YANG
Great, you're back. You didn't miss much.
RUBY
No thanks to you.
Yang rubs Ruby's head.
YANG
Oh, come on. You know that never gets old.
BLAKE
What just happened?
WEISS
Are these rose petals edible?
Yang
I haven't died yet.
RUBY
Shh! At least don't spoil the ending!
Weiss picks up a rose petal and sniffs it looking concerned. Blake tips over and falls out of her seat. Ruby and Yang continue to eat their snacks and enjoy the movie.
THE END