A/N – Thanks for the comments! You guys! I'm so sorry! I totally forgot it was Monday. These long weekends throw me off. Ugh. I suck.

Alright, just in case, don't drink anything while reading until you get past the Carly part. lol

Chapter 40

Drew watched Jason and Elizabeth move towards the center of the room. Several people had approached them to say hello. "This has to be the most genius plan ever."

Jason wrapped his arms around Elizabeth. "Change of plan."

Her brow furrowed. "What?"

"Just go with it. I think it will make Carly go completely off the deep end."

"Okay."

Glancing at the clock, he figured they should be arriving any minute. When his head ducked and his lips hovered near hers, she sucked in her breath.

"What are you doing?"

"Trust me."

His lips pressed against hers once and then he paused and smirked at her expression. "I need you to be into this, Elizabeth. Have you forgotten how?"

Her eyes narrowed. "No, but—"

"Don't you get how hysterical she'll be if she sees us being intimate?"

"You hate PDA."

"True, but this is for a good cause. Are you game, or do you forget how to deliver a hot kiss?"

"I'll show you hot."

She grabbed at his long hair and jerked his head forward, joining their mouths and when her tongue swiped across his lips, Jason must bend forward to grip her tighter as his hand traveled down her back. It had been seven years since he kissed someone, and the sensation was going straight to his groin. Thank God, they are pressed together, or he would be embarrassed.

Holy shit," Cam said. "Jason has got game."

"That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen," Jake said, "but I am so winning this bet."

Johnny snorted and then sang under his breath. "Bad boy, bad boy, what ya gonna do, what ya gonna do when she comes for you."

Francis smacked him in the back of the head. "That is love whether those two idiots realize it or not." There is nothing fake about the intensity of that kiss. It was scorching hot. They might have to mop Elizabeth up off the floor.

Drew is speechless because he has finally seen their fiery connection but is surprised that either one of them is going for it.

Epiphany, who had just arrived after being alerted to their presence, pretended to fan herself. "Damn, that boy can kiss."

Amy gulped. "I don't even know how either one of them is breathing right now."

"They are professionals."

"Duck," Johnny said covering his head. "Incoming…"

Jason and Elizabeth heard him which just spurred them on as they sensuously joined their mouths.

Carly could barely catch her breath as she watched Jason practically sucking the life out of Elizabeth Webber with his soft lips. She touched hers, as her chest heaved like she could feel the last time they kissed and when his hand lowered and stopped on Liz's butt, Carly's hand flew to her heart and she ran forward. "Jason!" she took a few more steps. "Security! Stop her! She's attacking him!"

If Liz wasn't so dazed by his kiss, she would have busted out laughing. The fake pregnant belly she is sporting is making things a little difficult, but she swore Jason had become a gymnast the way he is bending to accommodate it. It had been so long since she had kissed someone, and he had gotten her wet on the first pass of his tongue. His mouth was always lethal, and she hadn't realized just how much she missed making out.

"Take your hands off of him, you whore!"

That snapped her out of her delirium. Her mouth tore away from his and she glared. "What did you call me?"

Carly stopped in her tracks; her eyes wild. "Jason, oh God, I missed you so much. They took Sonny. He needs you."

"Carly, what are you talking about?"

Bobbie cleared her throat. "Carly, I just got a call and I don't know how to tell you this, but Sonny's plane crashed earlier, and he's gone." She had left several messages for her daughter who has been missing for a while.

Carly refused to believe it. "You're just saying that. He's not dead! Tell them, Jason!" She moved closer to hug him, but Francis intercepted her. "Back off."

"He is my best friend! You back off."

Everyone is standing around watching the spectacle including Monica, Felix, Nikolas, Maxie, and Lulu.

"They sent me his fingers and his, you know—"

Jason tilted his head.

"It's right here." She held up the box she is carrying. "They cut off his penis, Jason. They took away his manhood. He won't survive without it. How will we have sex?"

Epiphany made a face and whispered, "Did she just say that Sonny can't live without dick?"

Felix snorted.

"That may have been his best part."

"That's not what I heard," Amy said.

Epiphany eyed her. "Seriously?"

Amy pinched together her fingers.

"Damn… What a waste."

Across the room, everyone gasped when Carly went to pull Sonny's dick out of the box and it's a huge vibrator.

Paulie and Richie had paid someone to go to the adult store and buy it, refusing to buy a penis due to their reputations. Luckily, Carly had started muttering to herself, so they were aware of her plan.

"Oh, hell no," Epiphany said moving towards them. "This is a hospital, not a porn shoot. Put that thing away."

Monica's hand slapped across her mouth.

Carly's jaw dropped as she threw it back into the box, and that is when she got an eyeful of Liz's stomach and the box fell from her hand and clattered to the floor spilling its contents.

"Is that bitch pregnant again?" Maxie said loudly after moving to the side so she could follow Carly's gaze.

Liz glanced at Jake who pressed his hands together like he is praying for her to give the word and she smirked.

"Probably," Lulu said. "Does she know who the father is this time?"

"It's mine," Jason said with a smile. "In fact, it's twins."

Liz couldn't help it and grinned as she rubbed her belly.

"No!" Carly shrieked. "Jason only has babies with me!"

Piph's brow rose. "That bitch has lost her mind. Didn't she see that kiss? If Liz wasn't already knocked up, she would be."

Amy snickered.

Francis hid a smile. "That is a great psychotic he gave her." Carly is now waving her arms like she's swatting at the air muttering about flying fingers.

"Paulie said he didn't need to give her much," Johnny said.

"Damn… She must be far gone already."

"He's mine! You can't have him, you bitch!" She started to move towards Liz, but Bobbie had sent two orderlies to grab her. It's clear that Carly is in the middle of a breakdown.

She fought them with crazy strength, until Monica injected her with a sedative. As it started to work, Carly just stared at the ceiling muttering. "He's mine. Jason loves me, not her. He's Michael's father. Michael needs him." As they started to move the gurney, she yelled, "Wait! Save the penis, Sonny needs it—I need it! It's on a skewer. Please find it!"

Epiphany just shook her head. "That girl is straight-up touched."

They took Carly away and Maxie stomped over to Liz and Jason. When Lulu followed, Nikolas groaned and moved closer too.

"How could you get knocked up by him?"

Lulu crossed her arms. "Lucky—"

"Your dead-beat dad brother can go suck it. He left his family and didn't look back for over twelve years. Do not mention his name in my presence."

"That was your fault," Maxie said.

Liz turned. "You are the one that started Lucky's downfall. At least I don't have to ply a man with drugs to get him to sleep with me. You vacuous slut."

"You bitch! You're the one that can't keep your legs closed. How many different baby daddies do you have?"

"Look, Miss open for business anytime—anyplace, one more word, and I will smack the taste out of your big mouth. By the way, are you still making sex bets? Didn't you have a one-night stand with Franco too when you were supposed to be with Spinelli?"

Maxie's jaw dropped.

"Sucks having your private life aired in public, doesn't it?"

"Elizabeth…the babies," Johnny said trying not to laugh as he moved closer just in case.

"Screw this!" Liz said pulling the fake belly from under her shirt and tossing it as everyone gasped.

Epiphany started laughing. "Damn, and I was going to cut her for not telling me. That is Lizzie right there." She had momentarily thought Liz had finally given in and sexed-up that fine Johnny O'Brien.

Maxie is mortified. "You were lying?"

"You bet your overused mouth I was. I took one from your playbook."

"Elizabeth, what the hell is wrong with you?" Nikolas said before grabbing her arm. "Jason is a thug—"

Jason growled and decked him; dropping him like a sack of potatoes. "Call me thug again." Usually, he doesn't care about the names, but he hates Nikolas's pretentious attitude and he had touched Liz.

Piph clapped. "I love you, Jason!" If it weren't for that damn Nikolas telling Liz about Jason being alive, she wouldn't have almost gotten killed by Sonny.

His attention went to her and he graced her with a big grin.

Taking advantage of his distraction, Maxie shoved Liz and that was all it took. Liz balled her fist just like Jason taught her and laid Maxie out.

"Damn," Cam muttered.

"You want a piece of this too, Lulu?" Liz said.

Jason put his hand on her shoulder. "Let's go, slugger."

Maxie started to move as Lulu knelt next to her.

"Stay down, bitch," Liz muttered as an amused Jason led her away.

"Mission accomplished," Johnny said. "That was the best entertainment I've seen in a long time."

"Are you sure I can't shoot Maxie?" Jake said as he followed his parents.

Francis patted him on the shoulder. "I'll never say never."

Epiphany sighed as her eye candy left. "Which one of you is picking up the dick in a box?"

The nurses ran in every direction as Piph shook her head and then put on some gloves.

"This might be the most action I've had in a long time."

Monica just shook her head as she snickered and walked away.

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Johnny was almost crying the whole car ride to Audrey's as Liz mocked her three enemies.

"And you just stood there with a shit-eating grin on your face," she said nudging Jason.

"That was because you threatened to end my life if I intervened."

"Like you ever listen to me."

"And Epiphany did say she loves me. How could I not smile?"

Cam chuckled. "Mom, how did you put up with them all those years?"

"I have no idea. I must have the patience of a saint."

"Definitely," Drew said.

"Do they have to come to the funeral?" Jake asked.

"Unfortunately, Maxie and Sam were friends. I'll bring duct tape just in case," Liz said.

Francis parked the car. He's amused that Jason and Liz hadn't looked at each other once. The kiss had probably rocked them both.

Liz got out with Cam and Jake following.

"I'm not sure how this is going to go. I have gotten word to her a few times over the years. She wasn't happy with not being able to see you, but we couldn't make it work." It had been a hard decision, but when offered to join them, Audrey had declined. Her life was there, and she was getting older and wanted to take trips with her friends and enjoy her retirement.

The door swung open before they made it to the steps and Audrey's hand covered her mouth.

While her grandmother looks older, she seems like she's okay.

"Boys!"

Cam grinned and moved forward first. "Hey, Grams." They warmly embraced and then Jake took his place. By the time, he retreated, Audrey had tears in her eyes.

"Do I get a hug from you too?"

Elizabeth closed the distance and sighs as she basks in her grandmother's energy. "I missed you so much."

Audrey kissed her on the head. "Me too. I made a feast for lunch. Who do you have in the car?"

"Jason, Drew, and Francis and Johnny."

"Tell them to come in."

"Are you sure?"

Audrey nodded. "They are a part of your family, so they are welcome here." She is aware of what happened to Jason and Drew and feels bad for them. While she never liked Jason's job of choice and hates that Jake has seemingly followed in his footsteps, she is not going to spend the little bit of time she has with them being bitter or obstinate.

They move into the house while Jake goes to get the rest of the men.

"A mob boss, honestly Elizabeth, what has gotten into you?"

Liz grinned. "I rocked, Grams."

Audrey just shook her head.

"God, that smells so good."

"I made your favorite chocolate cake."

Liz is practically salivating. "Can I eat that first?"

"Mom!" Cam said laughing.

"No, you won't. Now, come help me set the table."

Johnny joined them. "I'll help."

Audrey smiled.

"I'm Johnny O'Brien, ma'am."

"You may call me Audrey. I could use your help with the roasts."

"No problem."

He carried out two roasts for her and while Liz and the kids set the table, Drew, Jason, and Francis carried all the food out.

"It's nice having such strong help."

"I'm more interested in using my jaw muscles," Cam said making everyone laugh. The food looks so good.

"I would like to say a prayer first."

Everyone bowed their heads.

"Dear God, I'm so thankful that you have brought Elizabeth's family and friends to this house to celebrate their visit. Keep them safe and watch over them on their trip. In Jesus's name, amen."

Everyone said amen and then Jason carved the roast to Audrey's liking and dished it out and then plates were passed around.

Elizabeth moaned when she tasted the mashed potatoes. "This was everything missing in my life."

Audrey smiled.

"Mom has a bakery," Jake said.

"Really?"

"Yup. Aidan helps me out. He wishes he could be here. When he gets back home, we'll do a face chat."

"That would be lovely."

Jake's phone rang, so he grabbed it. "Hey, can I call you back in a half-hour?" He paused as he listened. "I miss you too."

Audrey's brow raised as he put the phone away. "Do you have a girlfriend?"

Jake blushed.

"Sophie," Cam said in a sing-song voice making Jake elbow him.

"Yes."

"She's very nice," Liz said.

"What about you Cam?"

"Nope. Right now, I'm a free man."

Liz rolled her eyes.

When Johnny snickered, Audrey's attention went to him. "And what about you, Mr. O'Brien."

"I am single."

"Why? You're a handsome man. Surely, someone has the patience to put up with your snarkiness."

Liz almost choked on her drink, sending Jake and Cam into a fit of laughter.

"Yeah, Johnny. When are you going to find a nice girl and settle down?"

Johnny's eyes narrowed and then he tried to distract them. "Did you hear a phone?"

"No…" everyone said at once.

Drew chuckled. The hospital and dinner have been a nice diversion, but at some point, he'll have to go back to facing reality.

They chatted for a while and then cleared the table and Jason helped carry two cakes and a pie into the room and Liz clapped.

"You always were addicted," Audrey said.

"I missed your cakes and pies so much," Liz said wistfully.

"Well, dig in," Audrey said.

The dessert disappeared without much effort. Everyone was stuffed and as Audrey, Elizabeth, and Francis cleaned up, the rest of the gang relaxed and joked around. It was a good afternoon, and everyone had enjoyed themselves.