"My KH Adventure"
By Cdc100
Summary: My friends and I begin our adventures to find other worlds, and our first stop along the road is Wonderland.
Disclaimer: This is a work of pure non-profit fan fiction. I do not own any of the characters, their weapons, their abilities, or any of their universes, nor do I own any of the lyrics that will appear in later chapters, or any of the products mentioned in the story such as Coca-Cola, or Playstation
Chapter Three
"Wonderland"
We left Traverse town to search for other worlds. Aboard a strange vehicle called a "Gummi Ship" we waited patiently for our arrival in a world called Wonderland. I looked back to see Karina typing on what looked like a laptop computer. She seemed deep in thought. I walked over to her and spoke.
"How's it going, Karina?"
She looked at me, studied me for a moment, and then smiled before she answered.
"I'm fine. I'm making a database on the Heartless. I've got four recorded so far."
"Let's see 'em."
"Okay. We have the smallest ones…"
A picture of one of the shadows popped up. It was moving in the way that the real thing would.
"… Let's call them 'Shadows' since it's so obvious. I've put in the armored ones, the ones that your brother called 'Soldiers,' the big one that was leading the attack on Traverse Town; I've decided to call that one a 'Guard Armor,' and there was one that I ended up fighting before I was sucked into Traverse Town…"
"Jack thought of a good name for it before we left. I think we may have fought that exact same thing before we were pulled from our world."
"Really? What did he come up with?"
"It's strange, but he thought of… 'Darkside.' How does that sound?"
"I like it. What do you think, Jiminy?"
"I like it, too. Type it in, Kari," said a voice.
"Okay,"
"Who's Jiminy?" I asked.
"Down here," said the voice again.
"Cricket's the name. Jiminy Cricket, at your service!"
"Jiminy has been chronicling our travels, and I've been helping him," explained Karina. She smiled and began typing away on her computer once again.
"I see," said I. "I'm glad that you decided to come with us, Karina."
"Not at all, Leo. But please, call me Kari."
"Okay, Kari."
"I'm going to input this into the ship's memory."
I walked back up to the front where Sora was steering the ship.
"How's the reception out here?" I asked Goofy.
"We have weather, news, and- Gawrsh, we have the sports channel!"
"Keep going."
Ryan and the others were in the back with Donald practicing their spells.
"Hold on, I think I've got it now," said Maya. "FIRE!"
A ball of flame appeared in mid-air, but then disappeared in a flurry of embers.
"You're getting closer, Maya," encouraged Donald.
Suddenly we felt the ship being struck by something. BAMM!
"Son of a buck!" yelled Jack.
"What the hell was that?" I asked.
"We've been hit!" yelled Sora.
"Everyone, to your stations!" commanded Goofy.
We did as we were told. Sora was steering us to our destination, Ryan, Jack and I were on the main guns, Kari manned the scanners, Goofy began repairs on our damages, and Donald was talking through a transmission with what appeared to be a pair of chipmunks. They explained that if we can't get to Wonderland with the ship intact, we would have to fly back to Traverse Town.
"We should have known that the enemy wasn't going to let us get to Wonderland that easily!" yelled Maya.
"Enemy sighted!" yelled Kari.
"Target acquired!" yelled Ryan.
"FIRE!" I yelled.
We began firing the guns. Some of them went down, and left behind floating objects. As we picked up the objects, they seemed to restore the ship.
"It looks like if we pick up the scattered parts from the ships, we'll be all right!" observed Kari.
As we shot down more ships, we picked up more restorative objects. As we shot down our thirteenth ship, we picked up a glowing object.
"What was that, Kari?" asked Sora.
"I don't know! The ship's computer is going haywire!" she replied.
The computer then displayed a picture of what looked like another Gummi Ship.
"What? 'Ifrit?'" Kari said with a puzzled tone of voice.
"What is it?" asked Jiminy.
"It looks like a blueprint of some sort," said Kari.
"We're coming in on Wonderland!" said Sora. "Get in crash positions!"
"We're going down!" yelled Donald.
We waited, but the crash never came. Instead, we felt like we were falling. Everyone but Lisa opened their eyes.
"Are we dead yet?" asked Lisa.
"No, but this is just bizarre!" answered Jack.
We were falling down a shaft at an unbelievably slow rate, which seemed to get slower as we fell. When we finally landed, we took a look around. The room was small, but we all fit in it. We walked along a corridor, and began exploring. We finally came to a door, and opened it. Inside was another door. We opened that one. Another one stood in its place. Finally, when we opened the fifth door, we saw a dark passage. We walked through it until we got to a living room. Inside was a clock, a fireplace, a couch, a table with two bottles on it, one red and the other blue, and an abnormally small door. We approached the door cautiously.
"How'd it get so small?" asked Sora.
"No, you're simply too big," said the doorknob. Wait, the doorknob?!
We jumped when the doorknob spoke.
"Son of a buck!" said Jack.
"You woke me up," said the doorknob. "Be a little quieter, would you? I'm trying to sleep."
"Wait! Is there a way for us to get smaller?" I asked.
"Try the bottle on the table…" said the doorknob.
The doorknob nodded off once again, and we were left with the table and two bottles.
I looked at one bottle, then the other.
"You think we can trust his word?"
"Well, I don't think that he would lie if he was so desperate to shut us up in order to get back to sleep," replied Maya.
"All right, I'll drink one, and if I turn purple, you'll know that they're not safe to drink," I said.
I picked up the red bottle, and took a measured swig. I then noticed that my companions seemed to get taller and taller. And then, by god, the squares on the floor were about a million times their original size! I looked up at my friends and signaled that it was all right to drink the beverage. They seemed to take my advice, because, one by one, they began walking up to the table, and taking a gulp of the bottle.
"Is that everybody?" I asked.
"Yep, that's everybody," replied Kari, finishing a head count.
We began walking toward a hole in the wall, which we assumed led outside, when all of a sudden, four Shadows, five Soldiers, and five other Heartless that we had never seen before showed up and attacked us!
"Huh. New guys," observed Kari. She got out her computer and began inputting the data for the new enemies.
"All right. Let's take 'em down!" yelled Ryan.
With that, he took down two Shadows, Lisa destroyed the other two. I destroyed two of the soldiers only to be bounced back by a large, fat Heartless. I was unable to get back up for a moment, and when it saw me on the ground, it began to charge at me, but before he could do this, Sora struck the large Heartless on the back with his Keyblade. Donald was casting fire spells at a pair of blue Heartless, but a green heartless came by and began casting cure spells on them. Maya jumped up and killed the two green ones, so as to make Donald's job easier, the latter subsequently destroying the enemies. Goofy was being attacked by a yellow Heartless that was hurtling lightning bolts. Tania jumped off the ground and destroyed it. Jack took down the remaining two soldiers and a pair of red Heartless that was casting fire spells. We won!
"God Al-frickin-mighty!" yelled Jack.
"That fat one was hard to beat," said Lisa.
"Not as hard as those floating green ones!" replied a tired Donald.
"I'm entering them now," said Kari.
"Let's call the big, fat one, 'Large Body,' that red one, 'Red Nocturne,' that blue one, 'Blue Rhapsody,' the yellow one, 'Yellow Opera,' and the floating green one, 'Green Requiem,'" suggested Ryan.
"I've got them entered. I also included a new feature in the database. From now on, it will tell us exactly how many of each Heartless we have defeated," said Kari.
"Nice!" exclaimed Ryan.
"We'd better get moving," suggested Sora.
"There's a hole in the wall over there," observed Lisa.
"Let's go," I said.
We headed toward the hole in the wall and entered it. We found ourselves surrounded by hedges and bushes. On either side of the passage was what looked like a giant playing card; either a heart or a spade. We found a sort of makeshift courtroom in the garden.
"Court is now in session!" yelled someone.
"I'm on trial? But why?" asked a blonde girl in a blue dress.
"Her majesty, the Queen of Hearts presiding!" yelled the other voice.
We looked up and saw a plump woman sitting on a bench. She sported a small crown, and a heart-shaped fan.
"This girl is the culprit! There's no doubt about it! And the reason is… because I say so, that's why!" yelled the queen.
"That's ridiculous!" shouted the girl.
"Well? Have you anything to say in your defense?"
"Why, yes. I've done absolutely nothing wrong. You may be the queen, but that doesn't mean you have to be so… so mean!"
"Silence!" yelled the queen in a voice that shook trees. "You dare defy me?"
"We should help her!" exclaimed Ryan.
"We could, but wouldn't that be muddling?" asked Goofy.
"Meddling!" exclaimed Donald.
"Right! Huh-hyuck! And that's against the rules."
"The defendant is found guilty as charged! For attempted theft of my heart! Off with her head!" commanded the queen.
"Oh, no! Oh, please!" panicked the girl.
"Hold everything!" yelled Kari.
"She's not the thief!" exclaimed Tania.
"That's ludicrous. Have you any proof?" asked the queen.
"Uh…"
The queen then set us off on a mission to find evidence to prove the innocence of the girl called Alice.
We began our search in the garden. We met the Cheshire Cat, who told us of Alice's innocence. Once we found all of the evidence, we made our way back to the courtroom (or courtgarden, whichever you prefer.) and presented it.
The queen gave us a choice which evidence to present. We picked a box and found a claw. An image of a Soldier appeared, and then disappeared.
"What was that!?" demanded the queen.
"See? That proves that Alice is innocent!" Sora exclaimed.
"OH! Guards! Seize them!"
The cage that was holding Alice closed, and then rose above the ground.
"All who oppose the queen are guilty!"
We then engaged in a battle in which we had to take out a tower that the playing card soldiers were guarding. We fought for what seemed like an hour, but we finally destroyed the tower.
The cage was lowered to the ground, but we looked inside, and didn't see Alice! We went through the whole area trying to find Alice, but found nothing. Eventually, we were brought back into the kitchen from whence we came, and when we did, we found an unwelcome visitor…
A huge Heartless with springs for legs, flaming batons, and what looked like a totem pole for a head, came out and attacked us!
"Oh, boy. This just keeps getting better and better," said Kari.
We engaged it, and began trying to hit its weak spot. Sometimes, we would use the table to try and hit it. Finally, after what seemed like forever, Sora delivered the deathblow to its head!
The Heartless was defeated, and a heart was extracted from its chest.
"What's a doorknob have to do to get some sleep?" asked the doorknob.
It opened its mouth to yawn, and inside we found a glowing keyhole. At once, our Keyblades began to glow, and point themselves at the keyhole. Beams of light radiated from the Keyblades, and we heard a clicking sound.
A piece of rubbery material came out of the keyhole and we picked it up. Donald recognized it at once as a Gummi Block. We decided that after we were done here, we would take it to Cid in Traverse Town for analysis.
We looked once more, but found no trace of Alice.
"We'll just have to look for her some other time. We've got more important things to do," said Maya.
We decided that Maya had a point, and made our way back to our ship.
After departing from Wonderland, we returned to Traverse Town and received an unexpected surprise. Two people wearing trench coats came up to us and spoke to Sora.
To Be Continued…
Sorry, couldn't help but make this one boring. I hated this part of the game. Next chapter: Sora is accused of attempted MURDER!!! Read and review, please!