The Zero Dimension

In the beginning,

There was only the zero dimension,

Until someone had the nerve to create a dimension.

It made the world go round,

All the birds flew safe and sound.

But the Pokémon knew there was only one way to save the world.

To kill all human beings, to end the world.


The First Dimension

Stay away, I vanquish you, fiend.

Diamonds are a man's best friend.

Steal them now, then you'll find

They'll curse you for the second time.

We came out of nowhere, seemingly,

But we have history, even if weakly.

Be nice and we'll help you out,

But be rude and you'll get thrown out.

Stay away and don't be surprised

When people disappear before your eyes.


The Second Dimension

Ye olde traveler, be aware

Of the mighty Yveltal scare.

On the bottom of the Great Ocean this Pokémon lives,

Nothing but eternal death it gives.

Ye olde traveler, watch your feet,

Lest you awaken the ancient beast.


The Third Dimension

What is now old was once brand new,

Technology has certainly improved.

But no teleportation, always war,

Nothing the same as it was before.

Created first, developed last,

This dimension dwells upon the past.

'Tis a human flaw.


The Fourth Dimension

Tick, tock.

Silence bestills the ancient clock.

At the second hour, some wish time will stop.

Thirdly, this dimension has a lock.

Enter by password, or by key,

Time travel is forbidden, so you see.

Never mind, it's very plain,

Step on the timeline, but in vain,

For slowly moving is the plane.

Do not rush, lest you change

Everything you know today.

Tick, tock.


The Fifth Dimension

This dimension is locked.