Can't we use the bathroom?

Luna carefully looked around the bathroom curtain.

Lori and Leni were long gone, having taken the first place in the snaking line of siblings that formed each morning. Normally she would have gone just behind them, hopping behind the shower curtain while they applied makeup to avoid wasting precious minutes.

Not today though.

Today Luna Loud was Luna Last, last in the line and last to get the lukewarm-at-best shower water. Thirteen people to one standard water heater was a nightmare, and if you were an older girl with an older girl's hygienic needs then getting in before the last hot drops turned warm was a necessity.

At least it was normally.

She had timed her scheme well; Bloody Mary had kindly fucked off a week ago, she'd done her assorted shaving yesterday and the concert last night had given her plausible deniability to explain why 'needed' to sleep in this Saturday. Now it was well past eleven and the house was alive with noise even if the running shower next to her nude form didn't obscure any vocalisations. Add in a locked bathroom door and there was nothing to interrupt her self exploration.

Hey; she wasn't even lying about taking a late shower; I'm just gonna let it run a bit before I cool down, just after I'm done 'heating up'!

With that thought she balanced her bare backside upon the bath's rim, put her back to the closed curtain and readied herself for a good time.

It didn't take long; Sam had to cancel last night and even though the music was rockin' as usual it just didn't give her the same affection Sam did. Her fingers followed practiced patterns and quickly worked herself to a good 'lather' while her upper bits swelled to demand attention.

Oh yeah… just like that… of course it wasn't as good as getting Sam on her knees, it was like a tickle in that it didn't completely work without someone else. But even though she didn't have anything to replace Sam's sweet tongue she did have a friend nearby.

Big Blarney.

A thick, fluorescent green, double ended, semi flexible curved tube of fun bought by her and Sam on something between a mutual dare and a heated suggestion. Each bulbous head could be pushed in one girl and held inside with plenty of length for the other to enjoy, it would even flex and tremble with the pressure of the other girl.

Of course there was no rule that it had to be used with both and this week was her turn to keep it. And now it lay there in the empty bath, safely concealed behind the curtain in case of intruders. Luna smirked, and she reached down for the twin tipped snake with a greedy hand.

"Oh sorry Luna, I know you've been in a while but I really need to clean this dress before Lily's v -" Leni barged her way in, causing Luna to stumble and slip forward with surprise, landing on her face with an undignified yelp.

Oh yeah, Leni can lockpick.

I think this what Lincoln feels like when his plans go tits up over somethin' obvious.

.

..

Nah that's just me nose.

Owww…

"O! M! Gosh! Luna I am so sorry!" Leni's voice came through the curtain, the older girl brushing it aside with worry. "I didn't mean to surprise you like tha-

Luna's bleary eyes gazed upon Leni's horrified expression. And it was with her buttocks pocking firmly skywards that the rocker's eyes followed the blondes gaze to the green faux monster dong lying an inch from her face.

Oh fuck me.

Leni's high pitched scream drew the household to the bathroom, Lori and Luan were the closet and arrived just in time to block off the younger siblings from rushing into the mess. Lori's shocked expression gave way to pure horror as she comprehended the situation and Luan pointedly pushed the assorted twerps away from an early education.

"AIIIEE! THERE'S A SNAKE!" Leni screamed. "THERE'S A SNAKE IN THE TUB!"

"A SNAKE!?" Lynn Sr suddenly pushed his way through his daughters, Rita a second behind him . "Quick; Rita go and get the-"

The silence from the parents that followed was more damning than any screaming (the panicking Leni of course filled in for that though). Luna awkwardly tried to lift herself up so could at least hide her naughty bits, only to slip on the still running water and faceplant again.

She just covered her ass with hands.

Rita turned to the still panicking Leni with a smile and calmly took the younger blonde's phone from her fingers and cancelled the emergency call the girl had tried to put through. "It's alright Leni-"

"HOW CAN IT BE ALL RIGHT MOM? LUNA'S BEEN BITTEN AND SHE CAN'T EVEN MOVE!" The blonde half screamed half sobbed, firmly believing she was watching her first little sister die.

"It's just a Green Snake, they can't hurt anyone and it's not even moving see;" the woman soothed, pointing at the 'snake'. "It's probably more scared of her than she is of it, Luna was probably just surprised by it."

Leni looked to check this and calmed down a bit when she saw the unmoving form, Luna would have confirmed this obvious lie but her silent father was giving too ominous an expression for her to dare move.

Her mother put a comforting arm around her shoulder. "It's going to be alright sweetheart, Lori's going to take you downstairs and make you all some hot coco and you can feel better together, then you can go and change that dress okay?"

Rita's glance brooked no opposition and with a dry mouth Lori took the still sniffling sister from her mother's arms into her own and guided her downstairs. The parents pointedly closed the bathroom door as Luan corralled the mass of younger children down for the promised hot chocolate, Lisa and Lincoln trying very hard to believe their parents story.

The older girls (sans Leni) knew a lost cause when they saw it and didn't waste their prayers for the girl who may or may not have given Leni 'an education'.

A/N

These are only meant to be a few hundred words per solution, but this one ended up a but longer than expected. I had already covered the Bathroom idea in the main fic as a sibling forbidden 'desecration of mutual spaces', but Luna is not one to always keep to rules anyway.