ATM: The Bonehead and the Brain – The Boy is Mine
Now that Seth knows the whole Truth about Sasha and Roman, the Shield have a very difficult decision to make. With the New Year just around the corner, DX do everything they can to stop things from getting out of control.
Chapter Four – Golden Girls
The Marriott, Stamford, CT
Becky Lynch booked Bianca Belair and Sasha Rollins into a luxury penthouse suite where she laid out her plan to battle Charlotte Flair and get Montez Ford back in his wife's warm and loving embrace. That embrace was more like a tug of war right now as the Mademoiselle of Muscle looked out of the penthouse suite bay window back at DX Inc just half a mile away. Even though her husband wasn't there, Seth was and the secret she had to tell him was still with her. Being with Sasha and Becky was nice but Seth's Treasurer wouldn't feel right until Seth knew what God told her. Her head was starting to get heavy, the secret was really weighing on her but she respected Seth's wishes and if that meant waiting until the end of the night to tell him, then so be it.
In the meantime she would get to know the woman who revolutionised pro wrestling and then left it in a blaze of glory to conquer the fight world. Becky Lynch's pro wrestling rival Charlotte Flair was no friend to anyone in that Marriott suite, all three women had beef with Ric Flair's daughter and they all shared victories over her too. It was the mental game that Charlotte was winning; she even got DX to think she was being victimised by Sasha Rollins when all Sasha was doing was sticking up for Bianca Belair. Charlotte was the Queen of Crocodile Tears and she was using them at full strength on management, old friends and new allies in the Street Profits. Becky couldn't believe Charlotte had managed to get so much sympathy giving how heinous her actions against Belair were.
From the jacuzzi teeming with golden bubbles courtesy of the Boss, Becky laid out her plan to get back at Charlotte Flair.
"This golden bubble bath is just what I needed, thank you so much for bringing us here Bex," Sasha said and Bianca snatched the champagne out of her hand.
"This is alcoholic champagne, you can't drink this," Belair reminded the Boss and Becky snatched the glass out of Belair's hand and knocked back the light beverage before throwing the empty glass onto the bathroom tiles.
"I got you some of the crap stuff, the stuff that won't get your baby drunk one second I'll go get it for you," Becky said getting up out of the jacuzzi.
Belair stopped her, "No Becky you relax, you got us the room, I'll go get the non-alcoholic champagne for the Boss and her baby," Belair said and she got out of the jacuzzi to get the champagne. The jacuzzi was in an oyster shape and it complimented the three Champions perfectly as they were all pearls in the wrestling business.
Becky watched as Bianca got out of the top and she sunk down into the tub. The Boss looked over and wondered where Becky went.
"Bex?" The Boss called out as Bianca came back in with the non-alcoholic champagne.
"Where's Becky?" Belair asked handing Boss the non-alcoholic champagne and she got back into the jacuzzi, stepping on Becky's head in the process. "Whoa!" Belair exclaimed as Becky popped back up to the surface of the bubbly water. "Sorry Becky I didn't see you down there,"
"I just needed to take a plunge, now let's get down to business," Becky said reclining back into the jacuzzi clearly drunk while Sasha knocked back the non-alcoholic champagne and Belair wondered what she had gotten herself into.
The DX Christmas Party
Seth looked around for Renee and Galina hoping to find his wife. He hadn't seen Sasha in hours and Becky Lynch did not return to the party like Bliss said she would.
He tapped Roman on the shoulder as the Big Dog danced around with his Co-Host. Team Big Dog Bliss were waiting for Bianca Belair to sing "All I Want for Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey and decided to dance while they waited for her to come back from wherever she was.
"Guys, I really wanna know where my wife is. I'm going to go get her and bring her back here," Seth said.
"Seth relax she'll be back in a minute," Alexa Bliss assured Seth but the Prayer Warrior wasn't so sure of that.
"She's not answering her cell-phone, guys I'm really starting to get worried. She's pregnant and I don't know where she is," Seth said.
"Look, Becky's not going to let anything happen to her okay? Now get your groove on and wait for your wife," Bliss said and Seth sighed.
"I might not have a choice she's not answering her cell-phone," Seth said and his cell-phone rang. "Hello?"
"Hi Seth, are you okay?" It was Sasha but she was calling from Bianca's phone.
"Baby where are you? How far away did you go?" Seth asked his wife concerned.
"I'm at the Marriott with Becky and Bianca, we're putting a plan together to take out Charlotte Flair once and for all," Sasha said and Seth's eyebrows raised up off of his head.
"Sasha that's a bad idea. Triple H is already mad at you for getting in Charlotte's face, you need to stay out of it," Seth warned his wife and Sasha blew him off.
"Yeah right, I'm not going to stay out of it. That b* is going down," Sasha said.
"Sasha I am your husband and I am telling you to stay out of it," Seth said firmly and Sasha made a mocking face.
"Guys, you have got to see this, my husband is freaking out about our plan to take out Charlotte Flair. Apparently I could get in trouble with the boss, look at his face, he's so scared!" Sasha said and she put Bianca's phone on video mode and showed Becky and Bianca Seth's annoyed face.
"Hi Seth, I don't think we're coming back to the Christmas Party," Bianca Belair said leaning on Becky Lynch's shoulder.
Seth could not believe what he was seeing, "Are you drunk?!" he asked his Treasurer.
"It was my fault Seth I'm sorry, I bought the champagne, I bought the room, your wife bought the golden bubbles though, you know how the Boss rolls, high class all the way," Becky said. "So you're scared of Sasha losing her job? What happened to you man? You've changed, I don't think you should be telling your wife how to be a scared chicken s, she's never been good at running from a fight,"
Seth rubbed his temples anxiously, "Can you please give the phone back to Sasha?" he said calmly.
"No, I've heard enough. I'm not changing my mind Seth, enjoy the rest of the party, I'll see you tomorrow! Love you!" Sasha called out and Seth's calmness turned to anger.
"Banks do not hang up on me!" Seth said. "Bianca, get my wife outta that jacuzzi and bring her back to the party right now!"
"Okay, no problem," Bianca replied and then Becky Lynch pulled her under the water and she dropped the phone. Bianca and Sasha were not going anywhere as long as Becky Lynch was concerned, leaving Seth with no choice but to pick up his wife and Treasurer from the hotel.
Bianca popped back up from under the water laughing, "This is so much fun!" she said and Becky embraced her.
"Things are always fun when the Man comes around, now let's get to work before your lame a* husband gets here and takes you back to DX Inc like the naughty little school girls that you are," Becky said.
"We're not naughty Becky, you're naughty. You're bad to the bone," Bianca Belair said.
"I'm not naughty, compared to the Boss, I'm a freakin sweetheart. If you ever knew how tough this woman is, you would understand why she stands up to Charlotte the way she does. That's the Boss you need to meet," Becky said to Bianca who nodded curiously.
"I've never met that Boss, the only Boss I know is the Boss that gushes over her beautiful, sexy husband, kinda like I gush over my beautiful, sexy husband," Bianca said.
"You haven't been gushing lately but I can't blame you. This storyline is a lot for any married woman to take and the fact that Hunter and Shawn are making you do it makes it even harder. They're obviously using this angle to see how good you are as a performer," Sasha said.
"Its stuff like this that made me quit the company. I'm a fighter, not a performer, newbies like you don't have it easy but we can still make chicken salad outta this mess," Becky assured Belair who smiled at her.
"You are the coolest person I have ever met, after tonight I'm not sure I'll be able to meet with you again. Seth is very particular over our mentorship and I know he's very protective of who his wife spends time with. After tonight I wouldn't be surprised if this was the last time you see either of us," Bianca said and the three women laughed at Seth's over-reaction to their decision to come together to take down the Queen via The Man.
Alexa followed Seth as he pulled on his coat and left the party to go get his wife and Treasurer.
"Seth can't you let your wife hang out with her girls? I'm sure they're having a great time right now, that won't be the case if you show up and make your wife come back here if she doesn't want to," Alexa said but Seth wasn't listening.
"When you're married you'll understand, now excuse me while I go get my wife and Treasurer out of that expensive hotel jacuzzi," Seth said.
"Or you could get in the jacuzzi with her," Alexa Bliss suggested and Seth frowned at her. "I'm just saying that instead of getting upset, you could turn this into something really romantic,"
"But, what about Bianca and Becky? I can't get in the jacuzzi if they're in it," Seth said thinking about Bliss' suggestion.
"You can just ask them for some privacy, I'm sure they can have fun on their own. Its impossible not to have fun with the Man around," Alexa said and she pleaded with Seth, "please Seth, I don't want you and Sasha to fight, not tonight. This party has been so important to me and I would hate to see it end on such a sour note. If you can't get Sasha to come back to the party, let it be for the right reasons because Triple H, I love him, but he does not get to say how you and Sasha live your lives. Now go make each other happy big brother,"
Seth smiled at Alexa affectionately, "We really should have dated back at NXT," he said sincerely and he kissed Alexa on the head before leaving to make the most of jacuzzi at the Marriott with his wife and the Blissful One blushed.
"That's my good deed for the day, you're welcome Sasha. This has been the greatest Christmas Party ever!" she said before skipping back to the Christmas Party on cloud nine hundred to tell Roman what she told Seth. The Big Dog agreed.
"We did it Bliss, this truly was the greatest Christmas Party ever. Now that we know things between Seth and Sasha are all good, let's get this karaoke party started!" Roman said.
"But what about Bianca? She's supposed to sing All I Want for Christmas Is You?" Alexa Bliss said and Bianca called Roman's cell-phone.
"I'm not coming back to the party so I won't be able to sing that stupid song that ya'll wanted me to sing," Bianca said clearly drunk and Dean Ambrose laughed the sound of her voice.
"Oh yes you will sing it!" Roman Reigns said and he put his phone on video mode and hooked it up to the karaoke machine. "Now sing!"
Seth headed up the penthouse suite of the Marriott and heard the sound of Bianca Belair singing as he approached the hotel room his wife was in. She was clearly drunk but she sounded good.
Sasha opened the door to let him in her face red with laughter, "I think we should get our own room with a jacuzzi," Seth said and Sasha closed the door behind her, leaving Bianca with Becky who was curling up from laughter as Bianca sang All I Want for Christmas is You live from the hotel jacuzzi.
"You're all I want for Christmas Sasha," Seth said to his wife and the Boss gushed at the Architect before locking him into a sweet and bubbly embrace. "Let's go get our own penthouse suite,"
"Yeah I ain't got time for that," Sasha said and she made out with her husband right in the hotel lobby. They were soon having sex and making a lot of noise but the sound of Bianca singing and Becky laughing at her singing covered them.
"I guess we didn't need the jacuzzi," Seth said catching his breath looking up at the hotel chandelier with his wife draped over him.
"I really wanted you too baby, but I couldn't wait until Christmas," Sasha said, "this pregnancy's got me all sorts of twitchy, I just can't control myself,"
Seth smiled; he had no problem with his wife throwing herself at him, then he remembered there was a secret that Bianca Belair wanted to tell him and the Shield after the Christmas Party. Seth figured there was no better time than now, so he called Dean and Roman and told them to come to the Marriott after the Christmas Party was done and find out what it was that God had to tell them.
It's a shame Bianca Belair was too drunk to remember what the secret was.