ATM: The Bonehead and the Brain – The Boy is Mine
Now that Seth knows the whole Truth about Sasha and Roman, the Shield have a very difficult decision to make. With Wrestlemania just around the corner, DX do everything they can to stop things from getting out of control.
Chapter Six – The Man and the Braid
A/N: This chapter contains some references and scenes that are unsuitable for younger readers.
The Marriott, Stamford, CT
Seth Rollins knocked on Bianca's hotel room door and the Maiden of Muscle opened the door holding her head clearly in pain. She groaned, which wasn't unusual when she saw Seth first thing in the morning, only this time she was groaning with pain instead of enjoyment.
"You're hung over," Seth said shaking his head in disapproval and Bianca nodded resting her head on the door frame.
"Becky got me drunk, she said I needed to loosen up. I don't remember anything after that," Bianca said and Seth looked over her head into the hotel room.
"Is Becky still in there?" he asked cautiously.
"Last time I saw her she was passed out in the jacuzzi," Bianca said and Seth picked up Bianca and put her over his shoulder.
"I need to sober you up and there's only one way I know how to do that," Seth said and he carried her back to his hotel room and prayed for her.
Moments later Bianca was back to herself. Her Gift from God was restored and the precious gems woven into her braid started to alight, reminding her that there was a secret she had to share with Seth about Sasha.
"Can I tell you the secret now? The Christmas Party's over and Alexa's not around. Please Seth I have to tell you this secret, I can't hold it in any longer," Bianca Belair said.
"Don't you wanna find out if your husband's okay?" Seth said raising an eyebrow at her suspiciously. "You slept in Becky's hotel room last night while your husband was hanging out downtown with Charlotte Flair,"
"He knows where I am, let him come find me," Bianca said.
"He doesn't know where you are, you were supposed to be at the Christmas Party but you left and came here instead. He might be looking for you right now," Seth said. "Have you even checked your phone to see if he called you?"
Bianca slapped her hands together assertively, "Stop putting this off Seth, I have to tell you this secret and you keep making up excuses for me not to tell you what God told me," she said firmly.
"No I'm not, I just don't want you to have a rough weekend that's all. I think you should go get laid," Seth said and Bianca groaned again, this time with a different kind of pain; the pain of getting the Prayer Warrior to listen to her when he was trying to get her to listen to him. It was a delicate balance.
"Seth I appreciate your concern for my sex life I really do but I ain't trying to have sex with my husband right now. My marriage is on the rocks and your marriage is about to get rockier than mine. Please let me tell you this secret before we leave Stamford today," Bianca said and Seth's face fell.
"The secret is about my marriage?" he asked and Bianca nodded that it was.
"This is a big one Seth, let's get your boys and go somewhere private so I can tell it to you and them," Bianca said.
"Okay," Seth said. "Will you please call your husband first and find out where he is before you tell me this secret?"
"Fine," Bianca said. "I left my phone in Becky's room, I'll go get it and then I'm coming back for you,"
"Okay I'll be right here Bianca," Seth said and Belair left to get her phone leaving Seth with his thoughts. He had no idea what Bianca was going to tell him but he knew better than to ignore whatever God had to say. He looked up at his wife who was sleeping with a smile on her face after a night of love-making. It was one of their many nights of love-making and depending on what Bianca told him about his marriage, last night might have been their last night making love for a long time. "Well, I better make this one count," he said and he woke up the Boss and made love to her again before his whole world came crashing down around them.
Bianca entered Becky's hotel room and heard a loud noise coming from the jacuzzi.
"Becky? Are you okay in here?" she said coming into the jacuzzi room before quickly covering her eyes as Becky had sex with Finn Balor in the jacuzzi. "Becky I left my phone somewhere, do you remember where I left it?"
Becky pointed to the jacuzzi floor which was splashed wet and Bianca crawled over the floor towards it and grabbed it before fleeing from all the sexual activity currently taking place.
"Thanks!" Belair said before heading back to Seth's room only to find herself fleeing that room too as Seth made love to his wife in an actual bed for the first time ever. "I guess he really did want to make this one count," Bianca said knowing Seth's reason for hitting it on the bed instead of the bathroom floor. She sighed sympathetically and headed for the hotel lobby; she was pretty certain that nobody was having sex down there.
While heading down in the elevator Bianca checked her phone and saw zero messages from her husband. She shrugged unsurprised. As much as Seth wanted her to make up with her husband today, she didn't even know where he was. The only thing she did know was that he was with Charlotte Flair. She sat down by the lobby windows and waited for the Shield to arrive.
One hour later...
The Shield were still not in the lobby and Bianca was losing her patience with Seth. She knew he was keeping her waiting on purpose. He was hoping that she would get frustrated and then find Montez and make love to him before they left Connecticut. Bianca ordered a smoothie and called Becky's cell phone. The Man came down without her nerdy Harvard sweater on and kept the Braid company.
"You can have some of my smoothie if you want, I'm sure you're feeling quite hot after all that action with Finn Balor," Bianca said and Becky yawned.
"I'll take a sip," she said indifferently and Becky sucked on the straw like she was waiting to have her teeth cleaned.
"Are you okay?" Bianca asked her.
"I'm really bad at knowing what to say to guys after I've slept with them, I always end up saying the wrong ting and then they get upset and then I'm a b* before I've even had my coffee, or in this case, not-so-good smoothie," Becky replied.
"So you had not-so-good sex?" Bianca asked.
"No the sex was great it was the stuff after the sex that I have a problem with, Finn's not the type of guy you can just have your way with. Irish dudes are a lot of work," Becky said.
"I didn't even know you guys were in a relationship," Bianca said and Becky furrowed her brow.
"Relationship? No we're not in a relationship," Becky said and Bianca looked at Becky suspiciously.
"So why did you sleep with him?" she asked and Becky took another sip of the not-so-good smoothie. Belair finally took it away, "You shouldn't drink it if you don't like it,"
"Sometimes you gotta take the best you can get," Becky said.
"I never took you as someone who would ever settle for anything less than the absolute best," Bianca said. "You know who does really good smoothies? Jeff Hardy,"
"Yeah, I had one of his smoothies at his swanky hotel in New York. It was delicious. That was when I saw your husband making out with Charlotte Flair, that reminds me, shouldn't we be kicking her a* at about half past right now?" Becky said looking at her imaginary watch.
"My husband is a good smoothie, why do you think Charlotte Flair keeps putting her mouth on him? As mad as I am at Montez, I know that he loves me and I trust him. What about Finn? Do you love him, do you trust him Becky? Seems to me that if you did, you'd have a better look on your face right now," Bianca Belair said.
"Is this why you dragged me down here? To talk about my not-so-good sex life?" Becky said annoyed.
"No, I wanted to tell you thanks for forcing me to have fun last night. You're a blast Becky and I really enjoyed myself," Bianca said and Becky smiled.
"Tanks," Becky replied brightly.
"It will probably be the last time I'm allowed to hang out with you, I'm pretty sure Seth will be doubling up on our mentorship to make up for last night. I hope NXT works out for you Becky. It's a really great brand and I've got a lot of good friends there. Making friends is a lot harder on the main roster," Bianca said and Becky leaned over to her with a serious look on her face.
"You don't make friends on the main roster, you win Championships on the main roster. If you learn anything from your mentor, you better learn that," Becky said and Bianca nodded.
"Becky, have you ever had to tell someone something so serious that you wondered if you should tell them because you weren't sure how they were going to handle it?" Bianca Belair said.
"I've never been close enough to anyone to care how they felt, so I guess the answer is no, I haven't. Why?" Becky replied and Bianca shook her head.
"Nevermind, tell me more about Finn. I've got some more time to kill before I find out the answer for myself," Bianca said looking at the clock on her cell-phone.
"What's with you?" Becky said seeing the concerned look on her face.
"Just talk Becky, please. Tell me about your time in UFC, tell me about your relationship with Steve Austin, tell me about losing your arm and going to prison. Just don't stop talking," Bianca replied hoping that the sound of Becky's voice would soothe the weight of carrying the biggest secret she'd ever known around in her head for way too long. Becky figured Belair was waiting for Seth to finish having sex with his wife, so she called the Boss over and over again until she finally switched off her cell-phone.
"I think I've done enough talking E S T. Now I'm gonna help you unload that burden off of your big Braided shoulders," Becky said with a cheeky grin and she went over to the reception desk and asked for a room key explaining that she had something to give to Sasha Banks that couldn't wait.
"Anything for the Man!" the reception worker said giving Becky a room key. Bianca wondered where she was going as she went back upstairs to the penthouse suite. Becky got some ice and entered Seth's hotel room.
Ten minutes later...
Seth Rollins appeared in front of Bianca Belair with Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose soaking wet. Bianca was already on the floor holding her stomach in stitches as Becky recorded the footage of her throwing ice water on Seth and Sasha during sex, shocking the Prayer Warrior forcing him to stop making love to his wife.
"Belair's waiting for you down in the lobby, let that be a lesson to you Seth Rollins – never keep a black woman waiting!" Becky said and she threw the ice bucket at his head before pulling Sasha off of the bed and taking her away from Seth back to her hotel room to keep them apart until Bianca was done telling her secret to Seth and the Shield. Bianca was laughing so much she could barely get up off the floor.
"I'm sorry Seth, I just couldn't wait any longer. You have to hear this secret, you all do, right now," Bianca said pulling herself together while Seth trembled from the ice running down his back.
"Why did you send Becky Lynch to my room? You could have used the time I was spending with my wife more wisely, like oh I don't know, finding out where your husband is and spending the morning with him instead?" Seth said through chattering teeth, which made Bianca laugh even more.
"Oh I'll get with Montez don't you worry about that. You're not the only one who knows how to rock a spouse Seth. Let's get down to God's business and then we can go our separate ways. After I tell you this secret I don't think you're going to want to speak to me for awhile. Montez and me can use that time to get fully re-acquainted," Bianca said with an amorous smile and she had a final chuckle at the Man's way of solving problems before she told the Shield what God told her.