Shouto Todoroki couldn't get at least five uninterrupted minutes without someone knocking on the door. The icy-hot teen was already frustrated as he tried adjusting to the new environment at Beacon Academy. He was out of his element, dealing with people he honestly didn't want to have any type of interactions.

Secretly, he could barely stand the classmates back at his high school.

Knowing that a time to sleep was for naught, he reached for his t-shirt as he walked to the door. The door continued knocking as if they were the police. He wasn't in a hurry. Their dorms were sparse rooms, hardly used so he knew it was nothing more than one of his classmates.

"Quit busting my door like you are the police," barked Shouto. However, when looking up he didn't see anyone.

"I am down here, Todoroki."

He took steady breaths, already smelling that burnt, fermented rubberband smell. It was nothing more than the grapehead himself, Minoru Mineta.

Scratching his underarms, the icy-hot teen leaned to the door. "This better be important, Mineta. There are things I need to do."

"Moaning with vaseline and a hot towel won't be any use tonight," said the Grapehead excitedly. "Actually, what I am going to show you is one of the most exciting wonders of the world." He was jolly like a schoolboy, rocking his fist as if he had discovered.

"If the exciting wonders are catching some sleep, that would be great, Mineta," said Shouto in an unassuming tone. However, knowing that everyone is trying to adjust this Valian lifestyle, he could mind the little brat. "Come in."

Mineta rushed into the dorm. Immediately, he jumped onto the bed. Without even asking for permission, he reached for Shouto's laptop. The icy-hot teen stared awkwardly as he pondered on how the Grapehead knew his password.

After hearing the click-clacking sounds, Mineta took a strong sigh. "Todoroki, feast your eyes on this!"

Shouto decided to humor him. After all, it felt good to have certain reminders of back home. Especially after contacting Iida and Kirishima for a favor tonight. He hoped that Beacon Academy had a closet that stored rope, pliers, and blowtorch.

Shouto was viewing images of camera shots showing the Academy. Shouto scoffed lightly. "You hacked into the database so you can find a reason to jack off. What's new?"

"Even better than just the view of the outside, but the views within the dorms." With a click of a button, Shouto saw visuals of girls in the dorms.

Mineta cracked his knuckles of his accomplished deed. "As a dedicated netizen, it is important that my duties continue, regardless of where I go. No human, no Faunus, no Grimm is exempted from my magic fingers."

A certain joke could have been inserted, but Shouto overlooked it. He was more shocked by how Mineta obtained access.

And on his computer of all places.

"Otakus like me have connections all over this paradigm." He pointed a finger at himself. "After exchanging girls' panties between UA and Beacon, we talked business on how to make the days go by even better."

Shouto placed his hands on his hips. "What I am witnessing is several voyeurism charges and being on the database for life."

POW!

Tears were flowing from Mineta's eyes when feeling the icy slap of his classmate's hand. "Todoroki! Out of all of the guys here, I thought you would be the most sensitive."

"That went away my friend when my mother introduced me to a hot tea kettle," retorted Shouto. "Secondly, you are accessing private information from my dorm and on my computer?"

"It means that he is going to be traced. And I wouldn't think Ozpin would like this detail."

Shouto and Mineta turned their heads at their surprised guest. However, they were relieved when they saw that it was nothing more than class 1-C mechanic, Mei Hatsume.

"Jesus, Hatsume! You scared the hell out of us," said Shouto. He paused briefly when seeing the teen covered in muck, slime, and God-knows-what. "What have you been doing?!"

Mei produced a smile. "Covering my grounds. Who knows what kind of things you are going to find here." She giggled. "Since we have some free time, I said to myself, 'why not explore?'" She whistled as she clicked her tongue. "Mineta is using that ctOS database. Nice, Mineta! What is that, the third edition."

Before Mineta could speak, Shouto waved his hands. "Hey! We are not here to compliment software. I can go to jail for spying."

Mei blew a raspberry. "Relax! Mineta? Did you cover your ground with tracking software?"

"The IP address belongs to a man living in California," said Mineta. "Based in Los Santos and mirrors it in various backchannels." He produced a thumbs up. "We are well."

"Great," said Mei.

Perplexed and puzzled, Shouto's mouth became agape. "Is this something I am missing?"

Mei hummed in disagreement. "Nuh-huh! When seeing Beacon students being assigned to teams, it was best to find allies."

"We do the same thing back home," retorted Shouto.

"During competitions, but not so often class duties," interjected Mei. She walked further into the dorm, sitting next to Mineta. "With a small fee and he keeps his hands off of my merchandise, he and I have formed an alliance. Just need two more people and we can complete the set." She put her finger to her lip. "I wonder if we can add Yaoyorozu and we can call ourselves team MMMS?"

The icy-hot teen waved his hands. "No way in hell! No way! Nuh-huh! Especially not with Rubberband Boy!"

"Hey," interjected Mei. "Despite Mineta's oddness in his craft, he makes part of a great team, especially when we are in an environment where we don't know the people. They are quite different. Some even look like real life nekos!"

"Says the girl that has locked-on targets for eyes," interjected Shouto. "Are you listening to yourself? Are you drinking the Kool-Aid? Eating the bologna? Whatever Mineta is feeding you is certainly fooling you. This is nothing more than an excuse for Mineta to spy on unsuspecting girls to make a withdrawal from his spank bank."

"Actually, I am overdrafted and made some ghost loads earlier," said Minoru admittedly. "Those girls from Goodwitch's class, team RWBY takes the cake. Especially that tough girl Long and that sexy vixen kitten, Belladonna."

Mei cracked her knuckles. "Mineta has a useful system that could be used in case Stain or Sensei want to infiltrate Beacon. Maybe even Toga. I was talking to that cutie Lie Ren earlier and he tells me that they have a girl like Toga. A master of disguise!"

He was wondering why he was entertaining this. He produced a strong sigh. "Look, we have our informal meeting with Kayama-sensei and Aizawa-sensei tonight. I want to take a brief nap before seeing them. Can I at least get a few minutes in peace?"

Mineta and Mei stared at each other momentarily. She shrugged her shoulders. "Sure! You didn't have to be rude about it. Just ask nicely is all." She stood up. "Well, going to head to the cafeteria and examine their blueprints. Plus, Valkyrie and Ren are inviting me over for pancakes tonight."

"Can I still think about you in the tub," questioned Minoru desperately.

She waved her finger. "Five minutes. If I sneeze, then I will wrap you up in cheesecloth and leave you in the woods like a canole for Grimm."

He was sweating bullets. "You wouldn't do that to a teammate, would you?"

"If I feel a wiggle in my nose, then let's see what any Beowulf could debate."

"Deal." He extended his hand.

"Yeah, Corona season in the world right now," said Mei as she turned for the exit. "Bye, Shouto!"

With Mei gone, he turned back to the only thing standing in his way. "Don't you have to be a nuisance somewhere else?"

He looked at his Apple Watch. "Not until four."

Shouto crossed his arms. "Why not get a head start?"

"I get the hint." He got off of Shouto's bed and headed for the exit. "Just think about what I said. You and Yaoyorozu could even out the cuteness and the brains in the group." He flashed his eyelids. "I am cute. Later, man."

Shouto didn't even want to dignify himself with a response. When hearing the door close, he could finally catch some sleep. He paused when seeing something interesting in one camera feed.

He grabbed the laptop and watched a certain neko-in-question trying on an outfit. It was the costume from that 2-B character from NieR: Automata. Shouto excitedly licked his lips when seeing that black-haired beauty trying on that outfit.

"Sweet baby Jesus, does that kitty have a tight ass." Shouto looked to God for forgiveness. With Momo busy working with UA-Beacon delegations with Nezu and Ozpin, he decided to have a little lullaby with some sleep aid. Locking the door and grabbing some vaseline, he tried convincing himself that Neko was Yaoyorozu.

"I know what I am buying Momo for her birthday," he said as he slipped his hands with petroleum jelly as he climbed back into bed. He felt the hot towel wouldn't be necessary.

Later that night….

Blake has started a group chat on Facebook [10:08 PM]

Blake: Girls! Santa Faunus is here!

Weiss: What in the world are you talking about?

Blake: A gift that is the eighth wonder of the world.

Yang: I have always thought that the eighth wonder of the world was not having a missed period.

Blake: Look, blondie! It was one time! One freaking time! I am sorry, okay!

Yang: Sorry don't take back popping blondie's cherry.

Blake: Like it matters anymore! You compensated with taking mine.

Weiss: As much as I enjoy watching 'The L Word,' why are we having this meeting? It's ten o'clock for goodness sake.

Ruby: I still see the shadows in my room. Can't take back the love that I gave you.

Yang: What are you doing, sis?

Ruby: Isn't this the Juice Wrld forum on Reddit?

Yang: This is Facebook!

Ruby: Oh! I see! Can we talk about Juice Wrld?

Weiss: Blake, while I still have my patience, what do you want?

Blake: The eighth wonder of the world. I got possession of Izuku's boxers.

Ruby: Like yeah!

Yang: What?!

Weiss: Pervert!

Blake: Vacuum-sealed and ready for consumption tonight.

Yang: When were you going to share this?

Blake: I am sharing it, aren't I?

Yang: No! For if you were, then you will be in the dorm right now? Where are you, anyway?

Blake: Classified.

Weiss: Do you know that you are violating curfew? I should tell Goodwitch!

Ruby: Don't be a tattle, Weiss!

Yang: Snitches get stitches or end up in ditches!

Weiss: Are you threatening me, Yang!

Yang: Say the word to Goodbitch and you can see to it that it is a guarantee, cutie!

Ruby: How did you get the cutie's boxers?!

Blake: Wasn't easy, I will tell you that. Had to talk with one of his friends.

Yang: I hope it wasn't the spiky blond. That man gives me the creeps! Matter of factly, murderous thoughts!

Ruby: Like yeah! Can't believe that we have a class with him. Why couldn't we have class with the sweet cinnamon roll! Pout pout!

Blake: Never you worry, friends! I managed to make a friend in our circle.

Yang: Who is this noble steed?

Blake: Easy on the noble. It was that kid that reminded me of a grape!

Yang: Minoru Mineta?!

Weiss: That pervert!?

Ruby: Grapehead that smells of rubber bands?

Blake: Le sigh! That grapehead!

Yang: WTF. He couldn't stop staring at us at lunch today. I could have sworn he wasn't drooling over that pizza we had today.

Ruby: I noticed that he kept rubbing that spot on his pants longer than usual.

Weiss: Gross! I am telling you that all foreigners are perverts. If he gets close to me, he will see to it that my father will have a date with him.

Yang: If he is like a certain brother of yours, I wouldn't put it past him.

Weiss: I mean a date in court! JESUS! My family isn't a problem family. We are normal.

Yang: If normal means hovering over your mother while keeping his hand in his pants. I don't recall 'Paranormal Activity' leaving ectoplasm on the side of the bed.

Weiss: Who told you?! For the record, Whitley has sleeping problems!

Blake: Can we get back on the subject of my husband, please?

Yang: Your husband!? Whiskers, please. Izuku is my man. MY HUSBAND and the father to our kits! Green and yellow go together.

Blake: So does snot, vomit, shit and gonorrhea, but that isn't my business.

Yang: Didn't know you were describing your pussy, Blake. Yet again, you were always familiar to fleas.

Blake: That wasn't what you were saying when you wanted to lick the pearl.

Ruby: Stop fighting! Stop fighting! What about the cute cinnamon roll!?

Weiss: This is a waste of time. Why am I even on here? This is stupid. You're all stupid!

Yang: Didn't think you were describing your mother after clue glue got on her face. So, Blake, you have his boxers. What is the next move? Articles of clothing aren't enough. I want him within my clothing.

Blake: We have to take the temperature, Yang. Got to baste the turkey before putting it in the oven.

Yang: I AM THAT turkey that wants to be baste with all of his essence. Even the trimmings.

Ruby: Like nyaa! I am in heat. Even so much that I got the access code to go to their dorm room.

Yang: Wait a minute. When did you get that?

Ruby: Earlier today after class. I was talking to that Ibara Shiozaki girl.

Weiss: So, I guess I am going to be ignored.

Blake: The Ave Maria? The one who believes she is the daughter of the virgin Mary?

Yang: Forever a virgin and honestly a bitch. She couldn't take her eyes off me. She kept murmuring some foreign language.

Ruby: She was speaking in tongues. Whatever that is.

Yang: So when were you going to inform your sister about this?

Blake: Us! Us!

Yang: Keep the boxers! I want the item inside the boxers. Give me the access code, Ruby.

Ruby: I promise Shiozaki I would only use it whenever I go there for Bible Study.

Yang: it's an emergency. I need prayer.

Blake: Same! I wouldn't mind getting on my knees for that special savior.

Weiss: I don't like when I am ignored.

Blake: Meet me outside in twenty minutes. Well, make that twenty-five. Need to tend to my duties.

Yang: God, to think...well, never mind. Get to it!

[Facebook chat has ended]

Blake released a strong heavy sigh. She leaned back as she sat on her chair. Removing the bow from her head as she released the tension and soothing her ears, she turned over as she felt a calm pleasant feeling from the pits of her soul.

Alexa was playing slow jams. The lights were dimmed and the candles were dancing with fiery passion. Blake wasn't planning to leave anytime soon.

For her plans involved a meeting in her bedroom.

A strong essence overcame her. It was warm and calming, reminding her of resting on the beach on a bright sunny day.

She pursed her lip. "Goodness! You are much better than I have expected." She produced a smile. She extended her hands, ruffling the hairs of a certain emerald teen. "Goodness, Izuku. The way you were eating my pussy, it is like you have done this before."

The emerald-haired-teen-in-question became tickled pink, feeling praise from the Faunus.

She chuckled. "Damn, you are awfully cute. To think you were this easy to obtain." She used her hand to grip his mouth. "Open your mouth. Let me see if you swallowed my holy waters."

Izuku obeyed, opening his mouth. "There's my good boy. Do you enjoy serving your onee-sama."

He belched, excusing himself as this was his first time tasting pussy. Blake was impressed on how good he was good with his taste. No matter how much Yang or that certain character from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure can roll a cherry, the essence of a man was there to please him.

"Since the girls are heading to a dead end, let's get acquainted, shall we," said Blake. She wiggled her finger to Izuku. "Come to me."

Izuku nodded in compliance. The Faunus, sporting her 2-B outfit that she ordered on same-day delivery, was the very thing that the emerald-haired teen became entranced.

Izuku's eyes were heart-shaped. His tongue was lapping out of his mouth like he was in need of extreme thirst. Sporting nothing but his birthday with the exception of a green emerald-studded collar, she pulled the leash, commanding him to prop himself onto her lap.

Wrapping the leash tightly, she pulled him to her reach. Their lips were inches apart from each other. Her groin was aching for more, yearning to be filled with his essence. Nevertheless, she was going to take her time. The doors were locked and thanks to a certain White Fang parent, security was provided.

Unbeknownst to the girls and even those outside of his UA group, she had to convince Ozpin to provide Izuku special housing. Situated in the edge of Beacon stood townhouses that teachers used whenever they were to stay on campus. The girls really underestimated the teen for she had plans of obtaining Izuku Midoriya from day one.

As her mother would tell her, to always stay one step ahead.

She took his chin, pecking him on the lips. Izuku felt the sweetness of her lips. Sweeter than honey, sweeter than chocolate. "Is there something that my Dekkun wants?"

Izuku nodded in compliance. She glared alluringly, grabbing his hand to cover her supple breasts.

"All you have to do is say the word and you know your Mistress will do anything for you," she said as she licked under his chin. "Now tell me what you desire, Dekkun."

He was a bit hesitant. He knew the words. They were rehearsed even when she swayed him into the bedroom. He was the bug in the web of the spider. As she spooled saliva into his lips, he was pulled into another kiss. As they exchanged tongues, he could feel his dick being fondled by the soft hands of the Faunus. "Tell me what this cutie wants? Tell me, Dekkun. Tell your mistress!"

"I want to bury my bone."

"Say it again!"

"I want to bury my bone!"

"Say it louder! Say it to the heavens! Claim me as your wife, damn it!"

"I want to bury my bone in your fleshy mounds. I want you to make me yours!"

She pulled the leash tighter. She clicked her tongue. "I must say. It is weird when dogs like cats. However, haven't stopped them producing any offspring." She whispered in his ear. "Now, let's practice." She licked under his ear. "And for this point, baby. It's my bone. Cum bury it!"

Meanwhile….

It was in Shouto's room when he was witnessing a pivotal moment in history. No longer gripping his dick, he crossed his arms as he was watching the sexy vixen neko girl preparing to have a rendezvous with his classmate.

Mineta! For once, you did something right!

Shouto picked up the phone and decided to group text the boys of class 1-A and 1-B.

Quick meeting at my dorm now! Just got my hands on some uncut raw footage that involves a certain neko and our boy, Deku!

To be continued….