First Kiss

It was a bright, early morning for the Uzumakis. Naruto just woke up and trudged downstairs to have breakfast with his two kids, Boruto and Himawari. He greeted Hinata at the door to the kitchen and gave her a quick good morning kiss before she went off to do the laundry.

When he settled down, Himawari innocently asked, "Daddy? Who was your first kiss?"

Naruto choked on the orange juice he had been drinking. "W-what?" He spluttered.

"Who was your first kiss, Daddy? Was it Mommy?" Himawari repeated.

"O-oh, that? Eheh, that's not important," Naruto said, remembering. It had been Sasuke, and it had been completely on accident! He had been glaring at him, nose to nose, in the academy, when Shikamaru made Naruto lose his balance and fall forward, resulting in a very awkward, and very accidental, first kiss.

All the girls that had been watching had nearly beaten the crap out of him later, including Sakura.

Boruto raised his eyebrows, intrigued by his father's reluctance. "Yea, Dad. Who was your first kiss?"

Naruto withdrew momentarily to Kurama. "Heeeelllppp!" He hollered to the sleeping demon. "What do I sayyyyyy?"

The Kyuubi grumbled, "Sasuke, you idiot,"

"Well, you're no help! Sasuke is, like, their uncle! It would be so weird if they knew he was my first kiss!"

Naruto reemerged to the real world. "Daddy!" Himawari called impatiently. Hinata walked in. "Moommyy, were you Daddy's first kiss?" Himawari asked.

Hinata glanced at her, and then at Naruto. "Nope," she said, as she walked to the sink. "Why don't you tell them, Naruto?"

"Hinata! I thought you'd be on my side in this!" Naruto protested.

"No, actually, I seem to have forgotten. Do enlighten us all, honey," she replied with a mischievous sparkle in her eye.

Naruto buried his face in his hands. "I can't believe my whole family is ganging up on me," he mumbled.

"Tell us! Tell us! Tell us!" Himawari started chanting. Soon Boruto joined, and Hinata was clapping her hands to the rhythm.

Naruto had had enough. He stood up suddenly and said loudly, "Fine! You want to know who it was?" Then he mumbled almost inaudibly, "Sasuke."

Boruto's mouth dropped. "WHAT?! Wait, seriously?" He started roaring with laughter, falling out of his chair in the process.
Naruto called, "Hey, it was an accident! Shikamaru pushed me!"

Himawari didn't seem to have heard, because she was on the floor begging Boruto to tell her. Wheezing, he said, "Uncle Sasuke." Himawari started laughing too.

When Boruto calmed down, he said, "I am so telling Sarada that her dad's first kiss was my dad."

Naruto panicked and said, "Oh no you don't!" He weaved a few hand signs and, tapping his kids on their foreheads, said, "Metsu!"

Their eyes went blank for a few seconds, but they snapped out of it. Boruto said, "Why are we on the floor?"

Naruto said easily, "You fell out of your chair, ya goof." He helped them up and they finished their breakfast. Hinata glanced at Naruto, meeting his eyes, and smirked. "The good ol' days," she murmured.

Naruto smiled back. Time for work.