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From a hodgepodge of Japanese animation studios who wanted to get their greedy little hands on the goddamn Batman, comes an anthology series that could actually be considered the first decent DC Universe Original Animated Movie, even if half the stories kinda suck ass.

Batman: Gotham Knight!

Travel back to the days before the Dark Knight Trilogy got buried beneath the crushing weight of the MCU, and explore the unknown, irrelevant, and unsupported timeline between Batman Begins and The Dark Knight, as Kevin Conroy returns to lend his majestic voice to the world of Batman, as he is contractually obligated to do until the end of time.

The Batman has become the official savior of Gotham City, and it's time to clean house and kick ass as he takes on monsters, supervillains, and his own stubborn refusal to break people's necks like he did in the 1940s.

Explore a series of stories that further the lore of the Dark Knight Trilogy without really adding anything to it, and experience six tales of varying quality, including:

Act I- A group of kids describe their drug addled encounters with Batman.

Act II- F##king Awesome.

Act III- Batman develops a revolutionary electromagnetic shield for his armor, which he then shelves when some asshole gets hurt.

Act IV- Promised an explosive encounter with Killer Croc that turned out to be a really shitty cameo.

Act V- Flashback which completely contradicts the movie's timeline.

Act VI- The only decent villain in the movie.

So kick back in your batchair, crack open a batbeer, and enjoy an anthology series that follows the exact same pattern as every other anthology series ever: Some good stories, some shitty stories, some inbetween stories, and some stories that will make you fall asleep.

Starring:

Act I- Tripping Balls

Act II-The Goddamn Batman

Act III- Bleeding Heart Batcrap

Act IV- A Croc Of Shit

Act V- Ouch

Act VI- Floyd The Kid


Batman: Still-Better-Than-The-CW Knight!

Not great, but fine. Not bad, but okay. Not Dark Knight level, but certainly not Batman & Robin level.