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The Following Trailer Is Rated P For Positive!
From the only company in video game history that had the balls to properly capitalize on the untapped potential of the western genre, comes the 2018 sensation that opened to the highest grossing weekend in entertainment history… for six months until Avengers: Endgame pulled the rug right out from under them.
Red Dead Redemption 2!
Return to the open world wonder of Red Dead Redemption, a rich, vibrant land full of mystery, excitement, and endless opportunities for murder.
Saddle up with the Van Der Linde Gang, a fascinating collection of social revolutionaries, tragic outcasts, and irredeemable assholes, and put on the battered hay of Arthur Morgan, a notorious outlaw and gunfighter with the greatest western drawl since Sam Elliot.
Travel the remnants of a dying frontier on an epic journey of revenge and redemption, that begins as a standard western story about outlaws blowing shit up and stealing people blind, which gradually blossoms into a awe inspiring fable of loyalty and duty, greed and selfishness, ambition and sacrifice, and virtual horse bonding.
Re-experience the interactive consequences of Red Dead's Honor Meter as your desire to experience the story and characters to their fullest continuously clashes with the homicidal blood lust inherent to the nature of every true gamer. Forcing you to choose between a character that is either wonderfully complex and morally interesting, or just sticking a ten gallon hat on the Genocide route from Undertale… or balance out your scruples by doing some chores at camp every time you shotgun an innocent shopkeeper in the face. The morals do seem to balance each other out beautifully.
Then, once you've experienced the full depth of RDR2's story campaign, swing over to multiplayer mode, and join a community of hard riding outlaw assholes who do nothing but lay waste to Red Dead's world as they ravage towns, lynch black NPC's, and troll each other into oblivion.
So grab your saddle, put on your spurs, and ride headfirst into the one of the greatest video games of all time, that got passed over for Metacritic's Game Of The Decade award in favor of The Last Of Us because Ellie came out the closet in Left Behind. Damn Politics.
Starring:
John Wayne- Arthur Morgan
Douche Van Der Linde- Dutch
William W. Williamson- Bill Williamson
Warren Buffet- Leviticus Cornwall
James Comey- Agent Milton
Sitting Bullshit- Eagle Flies
Joffrey The Kid- Micah Bell
Grand Theft Outlaw!
Well, Honest Trailer done, I'm off to punch that annoying suffragette in Saint Denis. Who wants to join me?