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[Camera starts rolling. We are now inside Tony's car. A hand reaches for it and we tilt up to find Tony Stark in a suit and sunglasses ensemble.]

Tony: What are you doing, a little video diary?

Peter: (embarrassed) Yeah.

'So now you're embarrassed.' MJ commented, with a grin.

'Yeah. It's Tony Stark.' Peter replied.

Tony: It's all right. I'd probably do the same.

Happy: (from the driver's seat) I told him not to do it. He was filming everything.

'He's still upset that you filmed him sleeping.' Tony said, with a grin.

Tony: It's okay.

Happy: I'm gonna wipe the chip.

'He didn't. I've still got it somewhere.' Peter said.

Tony: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. You know what? We should actually... We should make an alibi video for your aunt anyway. You ready?

'Oh dear.' Tony said, realising what he was about to say.

[Tony takes off his sunglasses, revealing a badly bruised face.]

Steve looked guilty as he saw how badly hurt Tony was.

Peter: Yeah, hold on.

Tony: We rolling?

Peter: An alibi? Sure.

'To be fair, it's probably a good idea if you don't want her to find out.' Sam commented.

Tony: Get in the frame.

Peter: Okay.

Tony: Hey, May. How you doing? What are you wearing? Something skimpy, I hope.

'Seriously!' Scott commented.

'To be fair. Pepper and I were on a break at the time.' Tony informed them.

[Peter turns to Tony with a frown on his face. Tony chuckles and pats Peter's shoulder, whose face now wears an uncomfortable smile.]

MJ and Ned smiled at how uncomfortable Peter looked.

Tony: Peter, that's inappropriate. All right, let's start over. You can edit it.

Peter: Mm-hmm.

[Looking at Tony, Peter chuckles.]

'I have literally never seen you this nervous.' Ned commented, with a laugh.

Tony: Three, two, one. Hey, May. My gosh, uh, I wanted to tell you what an incredible job your nephew did this weekend at the Stark internship retreat. Everyone was impressed.

[Tony is putting on a solemn face. Peter offers the camera a wide-eyed, tight-lipped smile, trying to look innocent. Suddenly, we hear a loud honk.]

Happy: Come on! It's a freaking merge. (to Tony) I'm sorry.

'Happy still hasn't managed to master the art of merging.' Tony commented, shaking his head.

Tony: This is because you're not on Queens Boulevard. (to the camera) See, Happy is... is hoping to get bumped up to asset management. He was forehead of security, and before that, he was just a driver.

[Still driving, Happy gives Tony a sidelong glance.]

Happy: That was a private conversation. I don't like joking about this. It was hard for me to talk to you about that.

'I bet it was. Happy hates asking you for stuff.' Natasha said, with a grin.

Tony: No, seriously, was he snoring a bunch?

[Happy slams on the brakes, making the car screech to a stop.]

Happy: All right. Here we are. End of the line. Whoops.

[Tony laughs and films Peter, who looks a bit pale.]

Tony: Happy, can you give us a moment?

Happy: You want me to leave the car?

'What does he think Peter's gonna do?' Sam questioned, with a laugh.

'Who knows. He's just protective.' Tony replied.

Tony: Why don't you grab Peter's case out of the trunk.

[Peter's film finally stops rolling. He slowly lowers his phone, shocked.]

Peter: I can keep the suit?

'What else would I do with it? Won't fit anyone else.' Tony replied, with a shrug.

Tony: Yes, we were just talking about it.

[Tony puts his sunglasses back on and clears his throat. Through the rear window, we see Happy struggling with Peter's case.]

Tony: Do me a favour, though. Happy's kind of your point guy on this. Don't stress him out. Don't do anything stupid. I've seen his cardiogram. All right?

'Me too. It is not good.' Natasha added.

Peter: (enthusiastically) Yes.

Tony: Don't do anything I would do, and definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There's a... There's a little grey area in there, and that's where you operate.

'It is just me who thinks that doesn't make any sense?' Scott asked.

'No, it doesn't make any sense.' Steve replied.

'Did to me.' Tony muttered.

Peter: Wait, does that mean that I'm an Avenger?

Tony: No.

'You said you were!' Ned said, looking at Peter who just looked down, embarrassed.

[Happy knocks on the window and holds the case up.]

Happy: This it?

Tony: Seventh floor.

Peter: I can take that. You don't have to take it.

'That was kind of you. He was clearly struggling.' Thor commented.

Happy: You're gonna take it?

Peter: Yeah, I can take that.

Happy: Thank you.

[Happy drops the case by the car.]

'Even for me that case was heavy.' Peter commented.

Peter: So, when's, when's our next... When's our next "retreat," you know? Like...

Tony: What, next mission?

Peter: Yeah, the mission. The missions.

Tony: We'll call you.

Peter scoffed at that but the others didn't notice.

Peter: Do you have my numbers?

Tony: No, I mean, we'll call you. Like, someone will call you.

'Course Tony has your mobile already.' Clint said, with a grin.

Peter: Oh.

Tony: All right?

Peter: From your team.

Tony: Okay.

[Tony reaches for the door. Peter mistakes the gesture as a hug and brings his arms around Tony.]

Tony: It's not a hug. I'm just grabbing the door for you. We're not there yet.

Michelle and Ned laughed as the others just looked at Tony and feeling sorry for Peter.

'That was rude. Sorry about that, kid.' Tony said.

'That's ok.' Peter replied.

[Peter awkwardly climbs out of the car. Almost as an afterthought, Tony calls out:]

Tony: Bye.

[Tony and Happy drive off. Holding his bag and the Spider-Man suit case, Peter grins.]

Peter: They're gonna call me.

'Look at you all happy.' MJ said, laughing.

[He heads to the apartment entrance. There is a definite spring in his step.]