Deidara glared at the carrot head in front of him. "Go away un"

Nagato sighed and looked at his blue-haired girlfriend fro help

Konan walked toward Deidara who hissed at her and hid behind his boyfriend who sighed and pushed him towards them, "Dei, they are trying to apologize-"

"Fuck that un! I don't wanna go near that god complex bastard and his whore!"

Konan winced then pleaded, "Please Deidara! You were right, Madara was a downright bastard-"

"Dam straight un"

"But we really need your help!"

"...Your lucky I'm bored as hell and need something to do un"

Deidara looked at Obito with a look of sheer shock on his face. "Huh! un?"

Obito winced and sheepishly rubbed the back of his head. "Yeah, I know but-"

"You like him?!"

"Yeah"

"But Madara made you like Rin?"

"Yep"

"The both of you have been dating since genin but decided to keep it a secret"

"Yep"

"And you're telling me this why?"

"Itachi said that you could help me gain back his love? And he basically shoved me in here."

Deidara grinned and stood up grabbing his arm. "Come on Obito! We are going loving hunting!"

"Hi, un!"

"What the fu-"

"Deidara-sensei!"

A giggling Hinata bounded over to Deidara and hugged him, with him returning it with happiness. "Hi, sweetheart un! How've you been?"

"Wonderful sensei!"

"That's great! Do you know where Kakashi is un?"

"You mean Naru-chan sensei?'

"Yea- wait Naru-chan?"

"Yep!"

"Arent you two dating by now?"

"Nope! Turns out Naru-chan is gay and I'm bi"

"Huh"

Kiba gapped at his teammate chatted happily with an S rank missing nin as if they were best of friends. He rubbed his eyes to make sure there wasn't anything in his eyes. Then murmured 'Kai' to see if it wasn't a genjutsu. When he realized that it was indeed real, then the man had already left and Hinata was staring at him in confusion. "Kiba-kun? Aren't you coming?"

"What the fuck was that?!"

"Language Kiba-kun"

Kakashi stared in shock at his dead boyfriend, "O-Obito?"

Deidara awwed at the love-struck look on his face. "That's adorable! Well, I gotta go! See ya un!" the disappeared in a poof.

"We are here to stop this endless slaughter of our people!" a random civilian yelled from a small village making Itachi pause from taking out kunai "92"

"This has gone on for too long...And now, you're gonna pay!"

"355..."

"We are-we are...what are you?-"

"No, go on, continue. Don't mind me"

"Annnnddd, we are the ones who will stop you...!"

"Oh wow! 419!"

"What the hell are you doing!?"

Itachi sheepishly rubbed the back of his neck, "Oh sorry. It's a little hobby of mine. I hear these heroic speeches so wearily often, so I started making a mental list of how many times I've heard certain lines"

"You- you insane bastard!"

"190"

"Yeah? Well...uh...We are going to fuck your face!"

"oh oh oh my!...12"

"Arrggh!"

Nagato had the sudden urge to throw a stone at a window making Konan gape at him, "What the hell do you think you're doing?"

"Its just...pure, mindless vandalism"

"Are you mentally deficient?"

"If I was mentally deficient, I would have missed" making her throw her hands up in the air, "You have been spending way to much time with Deidara"

"As if you haven't"

"Deidara is the only one who I can talk to without wanting to stab them"

"What about Itachi"

"He doesn't count"

"And me?"

"You're a god"

"Damm straight"

Shortee than usual I'm sorry!

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