Today I interview the twi'lek Dark Lord Darth Ramage. (Approx. 242 - 135 BBY)

INTERVIEWER - Lord Ramage, May I borrow a few minutes of your time?

DARTH RAMAGE - Why? I'm a very busy man.

INTERVIEWER - I wish to ask you a few simple questions, my lord.

DARTH RAMAGE - I cannot afford to waste my time with this nonsense.
My apprentice may speak to you if he wishes; but I seriously doubt it.

INTERVIEWER - Actually, my lord, my first question is about your apprentice.
How is the training of Lord Tenebrous coming along? Good, I hope.

DARTH RAMAGE - Lord Tenebrous is serving me well. He will make a fine
dark lord someday. His vast scientific knowledge was why I chose him to be my apprentice.

INTERVIEWER - What use is science to a dark lord?

DARTH RAMAGE - Research into biological warfare. I'm creating a virus which can
sever the connection of the jedi from the force. It's still in the development stage.
I sent Lord Tenebrous out to kidnap me a jedi, to use as a test subject. I hope that
he comes back with that little green toad, Master Yoda.

INTERVIEWER - What do you have against Master Yoda? What did he do to earn
your hatred? Have you even met him?

DARTH RAMAGE - He's a jedi. He's still breathing. That makes him my enemy.

INTERVIEWER - Ever since the days of Darth Bane, the sith have been operating
out of sight of the jedi. Do you plan to introduce yourself to the jedi at some point?

DARTH RAMAGE - When the time is right. For almost 900 years the dark side has,
over time slowly weakened both the Republic and their jedi heroes. Soon, we will
destroy them, and rule the galaxy.

INTERVIEWER - May I ask why it is, that you became a sith?

DARTH RAMAGE - To fullfil my destiny. I have known since I was young,
that I was destined to bring an end to the pathetic jedi order. Now, get out
of my laboratory. Stop wasting my time. I can no longer stomach the sight of you.

INTERVIEWER - And we were doing so good. I enjoyed speaking with you.

DARTH RAMAGE - I'm only going to say this once. Unless you wish to feel more
pain than you have ever felt in your pathetic, worthless life, you will leave now and
never return. If I see you again, you will discover the true nature of the dark side.

INTERVIEWER - Very well. Sorry if I offended you.

DARTH RAMAGE - Unless you want your next breath to be your last... GET OUT!