"I can't believe this is happening." Kazooie groaned while hiding within the backpack for her best friend Banjo was being bodied by Fox McCloud while on the Temple stage, with the Ice Climbers rushing in to smash the bear and bird. "Why did we think this was a good idea?"
"You wanted to come here remember?" Fox pointed out while proceeding to spam his laser gun shootings. "You have no 1 but yourself to blame for walking right into this!"
"He's right you know!" Popo and Nana giggled while smashing their wooden hammers into ice blocks that suddenly formed in the air.
Banjo groaned while scratching the back of his head, seeing Kazooie pop out of his backpack. "I didn't think you guys would take Melee so seriously."
"Oh we love this game!" The Ice Climber twins chimed while whirling around to incite more damage on the animal duo. "But we're not the only ones you should be worried about!"
"Falcon Punch!" Exclaimed the F-ZERO captain for he sent Banjo and Kazooie soaring into the air with a powerful smash.
Banjo and Kazooie looked at each other and simply shrugged.