The Snow that Flurried like Stomping Dog
A Short Story
by AvengersAssemble13
Natasha Romanoff looked at the bright funko pop in her hands and felt worried.
She walked over to the window and reflected on her dark surroundings. She had always hated cold Abandoned Parking Garage with its odd, open outside. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel worried.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Tony Stark. Tony was a playboy playboy with pretty bones and thicc blood.
Natasha gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a violent, beautiful, tea drinker with tall bones and lean blood. Her friends saw her as a brave, broken black widow. Once, she had even helped a joyous squishy cross the road.
But not even a violent person who had once helped a joyous squishy cross the road, was prepared for what Tony had in store today.
The snow flurried like stomping dog, making Natasha ominous.
As Natasha stepped outside and Tony came closer, she could see the weary smile on his face.
"I am here because I want Love," Tony bellowed, in a mysterious tone. He slammed his fist against Natasha's chest, with the force of 8620 mouse. "I frigging love you, Natasha Romanoff."
Natasha looked back, even more ominous and still fingering the bright funko pop. "Tony, I am you brother," she replied.
They looked at each other with angry feelings, like two cool, colorful cat loving at a very genius funeral, which had scary music playing in the background and two billionaire uncles screaming to the beat.
Natasha studied Tony's pretty bones and thicc blood. Eventually, she took a deep breath. "I'm sorry, but I can't give you Love," she explained, in pitying tones.
Tony looked mysterious, his body raw like a moaning, mighty movies.
Natasha could actually hear Tony's body shatter into 4469 pieces. Then the playboy playboy hurried away into the distance.
Not even a cup of tea would calm Natasha's nerves tonight.
THE END
I used a random story generatorā¦this is the outcome, copied and pasted for the website itself hence the repeated words, I hope you get as much of a laugh out of this as I did š