Can I just say that this is a sort-of AU in that ALL my babies are still alive. So, Jo, Ellen, Bobby, Ralph, Ash, etc. are still living with breath in their lungs. OK?
November 3rd
Prompt- Facebook
Dean Winchester has just joined Facebook!
Dean Winchester what the fucking hell.
Dean Winchester is now friends with Sam Winchester, Bobby Singer, Jo Harvelle, and 13 other mutual friends.
Dean Winchester no but seriously. what the fucking hell.
Sam Winchester and Dean Winchester are now brothers!
Dean Winchester whoopty-freaking-do. Doesn't everybody already KNOW that?
Sam Winchester thinks that Dean Winchester needs to log off Facebook because there is a case going on.
Tagged: Dean Winchester
Dean Winchester Fuck off, Sammy.
Castiel Angel has joined Facebook!
Castiel Angel I don't understand. Why do you want to know what's on my mind?
Dean Winchester CAS? The fucking ANGEL has a Facebook!
Castiel Angel It appears so. I received a tip from Gabriel that it was the easiest new form of contact.
Castiel Angel So far this does not seem to be the case.
Sam Winchester needs Castiel Angel and Dean Winchester at the motel right now.
Tagged: Castiel Angel and Dean Winchester
Bobby Singer what a bunch of idjits!
Ellen Harvelle, Jo Harvelle, Rufus Turner, Ruby, Bela Talbot, and 2 others like this.
Adam Milligan wonders if anyone even remembers that he's still in Hell.
Adam Milligan thinks probably not.
Lucifer likes this.
Castiel Angel does not want to be on Facebook any longer.
Sam Winchester now's not the time for a status update, Cas.
Castiel Angel I do not understand that reference.
Castiel Angel why does Ruby have only one name but I have to have two?
Tagged: Ruby
Gabriel I can help with that.
Castiel Angel That would be very much appreciated.
Castiel Winchester I am not part of the Winchester family, Gabriel.
Tagged: Gabriel
Gabriel My bad. I'll just go ahead and fix that!
Castiel Winchester Thank you.
Castiel Winchester and Dean Winchester are now married! Wish them congratulations!
Sam Winchester, Gabriel, Lucifer, and 13 others like this.
Crowley Well, it's about time the two of you got hitched!
Chuck Shurley This was not in my stories.
Balthazar Wonderful news!
Dean Winchester Fucking hell! How do you work this website!?
Castiel Winchester I do not remember this wedding.
Dean Winchester likes this.
Dean Winchester There WAS no wedding, Cas.
Castiel Winchester Then, how could we be married? Human customs dictate that those who are married have to have some form of a wedding prior to the legalization.
Dean Winchester Gabriel tricked you. He messed with our pages.
Castiel Winchester So, we are not married?
Dean Winchester No, Cas.
Castiel Winchester How should I go about deleting this so-called "marriage"?
Dean Winchester I am done with this. Fuck all of you.
Dean Winchester Come on, Castiel Winchester. We're leaving.
Tagged: Castiel Winchester
Crack. Complete crack with no purpose. I just love writing Facebook dramas.