December 3rd early morning
Phoenix Wright entered the Wright & Co. Law Offices for a day of work. It had been a long time since he had worked. This was because of his imposter known as John Phoenix. John Phoenix put Phoenix out of business. This time Phoenix decided to go to work because he noticed John Phoenix had been quiet lately. He checked Dakoolguy's fanfiction profile.
Dakoolguy's last story was published in October.
That's when Phoenix Wright noticed all the quality fanfictions that had been posted since then. There were lots of good fanfictions about him and his friends. He hadn't seen a sight like this since the start of the year. Could it be? Yes, it could! And it is!
Phoenix Wright called Maya and they got in the car and drove to the cemetery. Phoenix took out a list of names and searched the graves until he came across "John Phoenix." It was true! John Phoenix had died! But there was a contradiction. John Phoenix's name wasn't on the list of people that had a funeral recently. So Phoenix and Maya decided to hold a funeral. It would be the best funeral ever.
They invited Edgeworth, Gumshoe, Storm Sente, Dylan Fitchar, Jordan Phoenix and everyone else John Phoenix had ruined.
"Okay everyone pay your respects to the dead," said Phoenix and they all unzipped their pants and pissed into John Phoenix's grave, they even opened the coffin so their piss would land on John Phoenix's face.
The End.