A fan fic based on the monster musume universe. Use of copywrited materials are under free use for non profit guidelines.
I own nothing of Monster musume except the chacters and scenarios I create not mentioned in the manga or cartoon series, all credit goes to the respective owners.
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Its time for our favorite brain resets in three steps scatterbrained cutie pie, "PAPI" !
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It was a fine day for flying, Papi rose over the city getting well above the wires and poles that seemed to sometimes appear in her way, forcing her to dodge and sometimes crash.
As she strolled through the sky she was trying hard to remember something, something important, she was trying so hard to remember her brain was starting to get hot.
Her concentration was so much on her memory she failed to see that she had spiraled down and that a tree was right in front of her.
She hit the tree with the sound of breaking branches, the leaves and branches whipped against her leaving stinging stripes where they hit, she fell.
She closed her eyes expecting to hit the ground, hard, when she suddenly stopped, she landed on something that let out a loud oof when she stopped.
She opened her eyes at the same time something stirred under her, there was a loud intake of breath and a groan.
Someone muttered from under her, making her crotch vibrate, she felt someone's mouth move against her breeding parts, warm breath warming her parts and making her feel funny in a nice way, did someone get the name of that truck that just hit me?
She wiggled her bottom liking how it felt and said, Papi isn't a truck silly, giggle, it's Papi, the harpy, or is it parpy? papi? puppy? noo, PAPI! She smiled at her astounding mental gymnastics.
Well then, Papi, came his muffled reply, *wiggle*, would you please get off of me so I can get up?
She hopped up and he sat up with groan, ow, he muttered, that's going to hurt for awhile.
He got his first look at her, she was cute, like a little girl, but on closer inspection he could tell she was no little girl, just small.
Well, Papi, where did you come from?
I was taking a stroll in the sky trying to remember something important when I hit a tree, then landed on something soft.
That something was me, my name is Flint, Magnus Flint, I'm from Australia.
Papi is Papi she answered, Papi doesn't remember where she's from.
Where is your host family Papi?
Papi didn't like them so Papi left.
You ran away you mean, Same thing Papi answered, they have a boy that kept kicking Papi when the others weren't looking, Papi didn't like that so Papi left, "THERE YOU ARE PAPI"! A woman's voice shouted across the park she came rushing over and gathered Papi up in a hug.
Why did you run away? she asked, Papi tells you, but you never believe Papi.
A little 4 year old boy was with the rest when they came rushing up.
She put Papi down, the little boy reached for Papi, feathers, he said happily, but Papi moved her wings out of his reach, the boy responded by angrily kicking Papi in the shin when she wouldn't let him grab her feathers.
She squawked and flew up into a tree and sat there.
"SEE"! Papi yelled, when Papi won't let him grab my feathers he kicks me!
Why won't you let him touch your wings? Flint asked, because he pulls feathers out! She yelled back down angrily, it hurts!
Papi is leaving now, BYE! Papi leaped into the air and flew off towards the far end of the park.
He's just a boy the woman made an excuse for her son, He'll grow out of it.
In the mean time Papi has to put up with either getting constantly kicked or getting her feathers yanked, personally I can't blame her, it would hurt to have a part of you yanked off, like getting a fingernail pulled off with pliers.
What do you know she said sarcastically, he pulled out a set of needle nose plier he had with him from work, grabbed her hand and took a good grip on one of her fingernails with them.
"HEY"! LET GO OF ME, NOW!
He applied just enough pull so that it started to hurt, Now you excuse making bitch, he growled dangerously, would you like someone yanking fingernails off of you every day? or when you refuse, *kicks her in the shin* that !
"THAT'S what Papi had to endure "EVERY DAY"!
And all you do is make excuses for a brat that could use a good spanking or two!
I warn you, if you do not start disciplining that brat while he is young, when he get's older he will never listen to you and wind up getting in all kinds of trouble and you "WON'T" be able to protect him!
How "DARE" you call my son a brat, she shrieked angrily, because he is and "YOU" made him into one!
I bet he already throws tantrums until you give in and give him what he wants.
I'm calling the cops she said almost crying, good, you do that, in the mean time I'll tell them how you let your son torment a liminal and ignore her complaints about it!
I bet you won't be a host for long after that and possibly go to jail.
You wouldn't, I would and will if you don't start disciplining that brat, Oh and forget about getting Papi back, you don't deserve her, as of now she's going to be staying with me.
Now get the fuck out of my sight before I really get angry!
Once she had left, first thing he did was call the interspecies agency, it wasn't long before a couple agents arrived and met him, together they set about looking for Papi after he explained the situation.
Not long after several police officers arrived and tried to arrest him, one of the agents stopped them cold and basically told them to beat it.
One said, but we have complaints of assault against this man and attempted theft of a liminal.
First the agent said, he did not try to *steal* a liminal, he removed her from a bad situation in which she was being tormented daily and called us, second, he simply gave your complainant a taste of what was happening to said liminal.
He's not going anywhere with you unless you want to find yourself posting parking tickets for the rest of you career, at least until your fired.
The officer shuddered and backed off.
The woman came rushing up, why aren't you arresting him?! She demanded.
The agent named Ms Smiths said, because I won't let them, and from what I've heard, your going to be facing some hard questions in my office, tomorrow!
I made a call before I left the office and found several complaints filed against you by liminals you have previously hosted that also ran from your care and refused to return.
As of now, your permit to host liminals has been revoked, I already have agent's at your house picking up the other liminals in your rather poor care.
He's lying! he assaulted me, I want him arrested, "NOW"!
Sucks to be you, doesn't it? Ms Smith snapped back, officer she called to one of the police, if this woman persists in her interference and false accusations she will need to be removed.
Oh one last thing, Smith looks at the lady, you "ARE" responsible for anything your son does to a liminal, if I find you have indeed been letting your son torment Papi and ignoring her complaints, you "WILL" face an inquiry that will only end with you being imprisoned.
He's just a boy that doesn't know any better, she whined, and your an adult that should be teaching him better, not making excuses.
I'll see you in my office tommorow at 10 am sharp, do "NOT" be late.
We found Papi in a tree at the far end of the park 20 minutes later.
Papi, come down, please, you don't have to worry about that woman and her son any more.
You know if you were having troubles you can always call me, Ms Smith told her.
Papi forgets she answered, I remember Smith said.
You know I interjected if it's not any trouble, she can stay with me until you figure out what to do.
Would you like that Papi? Ms Smith asked.
He's nice, he didn't get mad and yell at Papi when Papi fell on him, he made Papi laugh, he thought Papi was a truck and made Papi laugh.
Ms Smith cocked an eyebrow at me, I just made a bad joke, did someone get the number of that truck that just hit me? When I got my head back together after getting an ambush squashing, Papi was already giggling, Ms Smith started laughing, I see why Papi likes you.
Very well, promise me you won't just fly away and you can stay with him Papi.
Papi yay'd and leaped into my arms.
I wrapped my arms around the silly, adorable harpy, you want to come home with me Papi?
Papi goes with you she said happily.
Just remember Papi, he is the Master of the house at your new home, you have to behave for him.
Papi looked up at me while I held her, feels good when Master holds Papi.
Papi is a dummy a lot of people say, Papi has trouble remembering, but even Papi knows you need a heart to live, Master is my heart and Papi want's to live with him forever and ever.
I was dumbstruck for a few seconds, her proclamation caught me completely by surprise, but shook my head and put it off as just childish words.
On impulse I spun Papi in my hands, heaved her light frame up and parked her cute butt on my shoulder with her shrieking "WEEEE"! joyously.
Smith smiled, it seems you two are going to be a good fit, I'll be by tomorrow afternoon with some paperwork.
You have my address already? I asked, Yup Smith replied, I'll talk to you about something else tomorrow as well.
As they walked away to his car, Ms Smith watched them snickering, poor guy she snickered, I bet Papi has him wrapped around her claw by the end of the week.
A few hours later after Papi had settled in, we sat on the couch watching movies, Papi parked in my lap as we devoured a bucket of popcorn and laughed at the funny in the movie.
Before long Papi leaned back against me and sighed as she nestled, I looked down at her and discovered she was asleep.
Carefully getting up with Papi in my arms I carried her off to her room and gently laid her on her new bed, her clawed winged hand rested against my chest briefly as I got her settled in and she muttered "husband" sleepily before rolling over and falling deeper into sleep.
I myself was tiring too so I went off to my bedroom and lay down as well and was soon fast asleep.
Something woke me, some kind of presence, and it was close, I lay there unmoving listening and scanning the room as much as I could with my eyes until something stirred in the bed.
Bleh came a familiar voice, 5 more minutes...Wait, what? Papi?
Mmmmppphhh, mmmm, husband, warm, she murmured sleepily and nuzzled my chin.
I shifted away a little feeling a little uncomfortable, Papi snuggled right back against me, what are you doing in my bed Papi?
She smiled and leaned her head against my chest, Master is Papi's husband, a wife should sleep with her husband in that, that's the way it is matter of fact tone.
I had to admit, it was kinda nice having a snuggle buddy, oh, alright I said giving in, I wrapped my arms around her, she crooned softly, happily and drifted back into sleep.
A little later after Papi had woke up and we one at a time took care of the mornings necessaries, I made us a breakfast, Papi could eat a lot of what I could but being as I was doing some study since she came to live here on the dietary needs of birds I was trying out different foods.
Papi as it turned out was similar to a raptor, like a hawk or a falcon and had similar dietary needs.
That afternoon we had just came back inside when Ms Smith arrived, she had been watching us, I could imagine it looked for all the world that I was trying to chase Papi down for some reason, Papi was flying about, giggling and laughing happily with me in hot pursuit, I would *almost* catch her when she would fly off, then land a little further away, then again and again, occasionally I got the jump on her and she would fold her wings against her chest and we would go tumbling, usually ending with her sitting on my stomach, she would laugh joyously, peck me on my cheek or lips and go flying off again.
It was actually a lot of fun and great exercise for her.
What was that all about Ms Smith asked, a serious look on her face, you mean out in the yard? A game Papi invented that is actually a lot of fun.
Ah, anyways, she opened a briefcase she had with her, I have here some paperwork we need to go over and I need some signatures from you.
Papi rushed in then wrapped her wings around me from behind and hugged, play with Papi she shrieked happily, I have to talk to Ms Smith right now Papi, your favorite movie is on in the living room, you just have to start it.
She yay'd and hurried off to the living room.
We heard her, what was Papi doing? She mused to herself trying to remember, movie I called out.
Oh yeah, she called back, "ON"! she all but yelled and settled down with a bowl of popcorn to watch the movie.
Smith smiled, you seem to be able to look after her very well, I have a proposition for you.
Instead of temporarily hosting her, how would you like to become Papi's permanent host?
Gladly, I said a bit louder than in had intended, she's sweet, cute, a bundle of energy, and with her around I never lack for something to do.
With her coming this house hasn't felt so much like a home until she arrived.
Good, Ms Smith answered, you not only made sure she has a future, you've also saved me a lot of paperwork and foot work.
After all the paperwork was signed and put away, Ms Smith, why don't you visit from time to time off work? I have a guest cabin out back, and this place is a good place to hide out from time to time.
She smiled, are you hitting on me Mr Flint? She asked with a cocked eyebrow and a look of genuine curiosity.
Not really I answered her, offering you a place to hide out from time to time, but don't think I haven't noticed that you are a beautiful woman that it would be a pleasure to get to know in a more social setting.
She blushed and harrumphed momentarily at a loss for words.
Papis call from the living room shattered the moment.
"HUSBAND", Papi needs popcorn, please?
I chuckled, that girl and her popcorn, give me a couple minutes.
After making sure Papi had a bucket of popcorn this time I settled back in the kitchen.
Husband? Ms Smith inquired with an edge to her voice, Papi has been calling me that since yesterday, so far I haven't been able to dissuade her from doing it.
I see, have you done, anything, with Papi? Oh hell NO! I snapped, I'm not some fucking lolicon!
Ms Smith started laughing, your just too easy, you know that, I was teasing.
Seriously since were on the subject, Papi "IS" an adult harpy despite her small size, if you ever do, do something intimate with Papi, you better damn well make certain you apply for a special wedding license.
That's something you won't ever have to worry about, if it ever comes to that, I'll marry the girl, happily.
Good, the reason being is there's still some high stakes involved in the marriage amendment, a few, very powerful people are still steadfastly fighting against it and can and will use "ANYTHING" to their advantage.
I see, Papi is safe here, let them try to trespass here and cause mischief!
You mean your security system, a bit over the top but with your background I'm sure Papi is in very good hands.
All licensed and approved by special permit.
She hopped up, well, I got what I came for, oh, tomorrow night is a full moon, make sure your in your safe room or you will really wind up being Papi's husband.
Papi wasn't happy, husband was hiding somewhere and she needed him, she felt hot between her legs and only husband could make her feel better.
She tried to leave and find someone to do that but the windows and doors wouldn't open.
That was a month ago and it took a week to convince Papi she was still wanted, that husband loves her.
Why didn't husband want Papi she would ask, I did and do dear he answered every time, but we can't mate yet, it does not mean I don't want you, or love you, it's just not time for babies yet, soon though, I promise, soon.
Papi would throw herself into his arms crying her dear little heart out and cling to him for several days not letting him out of her sight.
It finally dawned on him that this girl really did love him, and that sooner or later he was rather liked it or not, he had stop hiding his affections from her or she would fly away and not come back.
That frightened him because she could fall into the hand of someone that would hurt her or a pimp looking for a new slut, or worse.
There was no way he was ever going to let her get hurt like that.
That's when he decided, young looking or not, Papi needed him to truly be her husband.
The following night their relationship changed forever and she became his *wife*.
He went to bed a little early that night, Papi would join him after her movie ended so, unlike normal, he stripped nude and crawled in under the covers.
He didn't have to worry about Papi's clothes, she always stripped naked before getting in bed, sometimes trying to get her husband to mate with her.
Ugh... he muttered to himself, I feel like a mother fucking lolicon, but if he didn't take her as his, she would leave.
And he could in no way ever allow his Papi to get hurt.
Papi came in a few minutes later, stripped and crawled into bed, turned and snuggled her back up against him.
Husband not wearing clothes? She asked in surprise.
Not this time dear he answered Papi, I have to ask you something, if I mate with you, make you my wife, would you ever fly away? or would you stay with me?
Papi stay with husband and love him forever and ever and never fly away.
He smiled and kissed her ear softly and felt a pleasant shiver run through her body.
One of his hands slipped around her and a fingertip began softly teasing one of her rapidly stiffening nipples.
H...Husband? Papi moaned.
Despite feeling like he was having sex with a little girl, her closeness, the feel of her against him, the scent of her budding arousal had him rock hard in seconds.
His hand slid down between her legs as they lay there and his fingers spent some time exploring, husband, she would moan from time to time as she slowly moved against him, responding to his touch.
He lifted her leg a little and let his shaft slip between them, he then spent a little time moving his hips letting it rub against her softest lips, H...H..husband... please, Papi moaned.
He moved himself into position and gasped as he felt himself slowly sink into her wetness, that's when he felt her hymen.
love, he murmured in her ear, this is going to hurt a little, but if we go slow, it will pass and start feeling good.
Please she moaned louder, make Papi husbands wife.
He wrapped an arm around her waist, held her tightly and pushed up into her, claiming her virginity.
Papi gasped at the sudden, sharp pain, but he held himself still for a little while until Papi's hips started to move against him, after that, he began making love to her.
At one point he was on his back and Papi was on him, bouncing up and down, her small size made her unusually tight inside and it was driving him crazy.
A little later he had her on her back, her bird like feet on his hips and pulling on him to keep his body close to her, she was no wimp or weak despite her size.
They spent the rest of the night moving against each other, Papi's body hungrily pressed against his, him taking his time and showing her the joy of being a wife.
They finally climaxed virtually at the same time, then lay there, him holding her, her staying against him until the fell asleep like that.
A few days later, and many trips to the bedroom during which she sometimes became aggressive,*he had several scratches to prove it*, they made a trip down to the interspecies agency and put in the application for a wedding license.
They waited a bit and had lunch at a nearby café, Ms Smith made an appearance and joined them for lunch.
They chatted for a time and made proper wedding plans, after they had finished eating Ms Smith ordered a coffee, him and Papi a tea.
Papi as usual parked herself in her husbands lap and snuggled up.
She was blissfully happy, husband was mating with her, he even let her start mating with him sometimes, she was soo in love with her husband she wanted, "needed" to lay an egg for him, she wanted to have lot's of babies so her husband could be a daddy and love her forever and ever too.
As they chatted he kissed Papi.
Someone suddenly shouted, "FUCKING SICK IN THE HEAD PERVERT"! Literally in his ear, he reacted without though and backhanded whoever it was away from him.
Another set of hands tried to grab Papi off his lap, he broke one wrist and sent the guy flying.
He was on his feet and roared at the top of his lungs, "DON'T YOU MORONS KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HARPIES"?!
"NEXT ONE THAT TRIES TO GRAB MY WIFE WILL GET A FUCKING BROKEN NECK"!
A fire drake approached, calm down human, please, calm down.
Oh Mika Ms Smith said, you got here just in time.
Now, would someone please tell me what all the yelling is about?
The woman that had screamed in his ear launched instantly into an exaggerated tail about how she saw me molesting a little girl I had in my lap.
The man that had tried to *save* Papi from a pervert groaned and told him the man had broke his wrist when he tried to take the girl away from him.
I was still growling angrily and on edge.
He conferred briefly with Ms Smith, first of all, he rounded on the woman, your lying! He did "NOT" stick his hand down her pants like your lying ass is saying! Even if he did, legally there is nothing anyone could do about it unless charged with lewd conduct in public!
That*girl* as you call her is not a little girl, she is a full grown adult harpy and that mans wife! he can "LEGALLY" mate with her to his and her hearts content and you can to nothing about it!
You! Had you tried to grab my husband like that you would have gotten a hell of a lot worse than a broken wrist.
From my view and from what my fellow agent has told me, *points at Ms Smith*, you lot are the ones guilty here, not him.
"HES A GOD DAMNED CHILD RAPING PERVERT"! The woman shrieked despite being told she was wrong.
Oh great, Mika muttered, she's one of those...
One of what's, I asked curiously despite my anger.
A moldy old nosy busybody has to get in everyone else's business and in her own mind is wrong about anything holier than thou religious moron!
"WHAT"? The woman said in utter, complete, surprise, I bet you don't even like liminals you moldy old busybody, and think of us as devils and demons.
She stood there, jaw flapping slowly up and down, her face a apopolyptic purple from her anger, no one ever dared insult her in such a rude and disrespectful manner, even her husband was afraid to argue with her.
How "DARE" you she started to say, I dare because I can and you need to be put in your place you fat ass old cow! Mika snapped at her, cutting her words off cold.
You run around getting into everyone else's business no matter what havoc you cause, you think your never wrong, you come on with a high and mighty attitude, it's time "SOMEONE" knocked you off that pedestal you put yourself on!
As she spoke her temper began to flare up, her eyes began to glow with flames in them, her wings began to rise and spread and she rose up onto her hind legs. her voice deepened and became incredibly dangerous sounding.
If I were you, I would run, now! I called out to her.
She let out a shriek of fear the like of which you would never believe if you have never heard it and took off running probably faster than she had ever run before.
Mika relaxed and started laughing, soon joined by everyone else except for the moron with the broken wrist.
That was fun, Mika said, I love putting nosy old busybodies like her in their place.
Speaking of which, I heard talk of wedding plans? Why don't you lot come to my place I said, there's a garden area in the back with more than enough room for even you to relax in Mika.
A little later everyone had settled down, Papi clinging close because the whole experience had scared her, he held her constantly, even picking her up and setting her on his shoulders when he needed his hands free so she could stay close.
When I was in the kitchen getting together some snacks with Papi, Ms Smith commented to Mika, you see how he is with Papi?
Yes, you can tell he really does care for her, agreed, he's like someone else I met some time ago and nearly made my treasure on top of it.
You mean Kuruso?
Yep, Special men like them simply do not come around every day, you should consider him Smith, Mika giggled, after all harpies do share their men.
So says the horny, scaly slut that's always trying to hook me up she laughed.
Me? a slut? Mika said acting surprised but snickering at the same time, what about you and that horseman last month you went on a weekend hike with, you were walking a more than a little bowlegged for a week after when you got back.
Smith blushed, well, he was hot, and he has a huge cock, she licked her lips at the memory of the weekend.
Slut, Mika accused and pealed off into laughter.
And what about that huge male centaur you dated for a month hmmm? You weren't exactly walking straight yourself for awhile.
Oh I know she admitted, he was delicious and one hell of a lover too.
You should consider him yourself Smith said to Mika, how long has it been since you lost your treasure to that lamia village?
He's still there the weak kneed rat she growled, even divorced me to live with that bunch of snake sluts!
Papi's the lucky one, found herself a really good man that really does love her, remember how he defended her earlier today? Mika commented, I bet he would even take me on to protect her.
You slut, Mika, Smith snickered, you like him, don't you? I'm not the only slut that likes him here and giggled.
They sat there trading friendly insults and giggling for awhile until he returned with Papi snuggled up under his arm and set down a fresh pitcher of iced tea.
They settled back down and Papi was in my lap as usual, the weird thing was is it felt like that's where she was supposed to be, like she was born to be mine he mused silently to himself.
Thinking about something? Ms Smith asked.
Something Papi said in bed last night, she asked me if I was going to get a sister wife to help her raise the babies.
You didn't know that harpies share their husbands with other wives? Smith asked him.
Frankly, no, still, if it's what the wifey wants and expects, I suppose I could give it a try, I wouldn't know where to start .
Smith and Mika looked at each other, eyes glittering as if with some kind of secret, you just relax and attend to Papi and show her how loved and wanted she is, leave the rest to us.
3 years later Papi finally laid he first fertilized egg, needless to say everyone was thrilled, but no more so than me, I was going to be a father!
3 years ago me and Papi had wed officially, the marriage turned out to be a massive affair, people seemed to come out of the woodwork with attendance request and several senators expressed a wish to attend as well.
There were so many people wanting to attend we move the event to a national park and the park service even cordoned off an area specifically for the wedding.
So many people wanted to come and witness we decided to throw the invitation open to anyone that wanted to attend.
A few religious nutbags showed up intending to stop a wedding of a human to *beast* or demon but were soundly repulsed and ran off long before they even got close to the wedding itself, a few sign wavers got the same treatment.
Papi surprised us all by having something to say when asked if she wanted to tell her husband something before he announced them husband and wife.
Papi forgets things, some people say Papi is a dummy, but Papi remembers her promise to husband.
Papi promised to not fly away and love him for ever and ever.
Husband is Papi's heart and Papi cannot live without her heart.
Because husband is Papi's heart Papi remembers her promise and keeps it.
Papi loves husband very much and will love him forever!
When I was asked if I had something to say, said simply, what she said goes for me as well, I promise to love Papi forever and ever too.
She's sweet, cute and as dear to my heart as no one else ever has been, like she said, Papi is my heart and I cannot live without my heart.
Husband has heard your promise Papi and he too, will keep it for you.
I could never match the simple eloquence of Papi's speech, for someone seemingly so forgetful, she can astound you with her wisdom from time to time.
Now, 3 years later Papi sat in bed, an egg held to her chest as she softly cooed to it.
Smith, now Mrs Flint, in nothing more than a skimpy lingere top and no panties walked up and leaned on my shoulder after kissing my ear and getting a sexy growl out of me.
I reached around and rubbed her lovely ass briefly before giving it a light, playful swat, and got a sultry smile.
Mika, also now Mrs Flint, walked up behind us and gently rested her chin on the top of my head.
I reached up and scratched briefly at a spot on her chin, getting soft, almost purring rumble in response.
We stood there, looking on at the newest addition to our family and seeing just how happy Papi is.