Weasel Patrol Season 1 Episode 10; Wheezy Vs. Psycho
Characters; Cast;
David Lander "Smarty" Weasel...David Lander
Francisco Pino Santos Scarlato Amaro "Greasy" Weasel…...Danny Pino
Jake Connor Wulfric "Wheezy" Weasel…....Billy Bob Thorton
Charlie Fleischer Sike "Psycho" Weasel...Charles Fleischer
Frederick Rojo "Stupid" Weasel...Tom Hanks
Ambrick Saint-Etienne "Orchid" Weasel...Veronica Taylor
Weasel Patrol Lyrics;
Weasel Patrol, let's go
We got some work to solve.
Weasel Patrol, come on
We got monsters to fight.
Come on Weasel Patrol, we need you
Pretending you got a silver.
But you can show me
Because I can see, the way you undercover.
You know we have a mystery to solve
So Weasel Patrol be ready for your act, don't hold back.
And Weasel Patrol if you come through
You're gonna have to find some clues, that's what you do.
Weasel Patrol, let's go
You're ready and preparing.
If we can count on you Weasel Patrol,
I know we'll catch that villain.
WEASEL PATROL HQ-DUSTWOOD STREET-DAY
In the Weasel Patrol Headquarters on Dustwood Street, Wheezy, Greasy, and Stupid are just watching TV. Suddenly, their 14 year old brother, Psycho, got out of the asylum again and got angry at Wheezy for framed him for beating up a little girl.
Charlie Fleischer Sike "Psycho" Weasel, 14, a short, young and cuddly browned and peach fur weasel with blue eyes with yellow and white swirls characterizing his psychoticness and had spike hair. Psycho also wears unbuckled Canadian straight jackets that were unscraped and covers his paws and he speaks in a high-pitched voice and has a shrilling laugh. Psycho was Wheezy's fourth and youngest insane and mentally unstable brother. He was locked up at the mental asylum because he accidently blew up a nuclear power plant that he works and strangled his boss with his bare hands for firing him. Psycho always does crazy stuff and sometimes he kills people for fun.
Psycho
(Angry)YOU!
Jake Connor Wulfric "Wheezy" Weasel, 18, a tall and very strong male grayish-blue fur weasel with red bloodshot eyes and nicotine stained fingernails wears a white dress shirt with rolled up sleeves, a black vest and black also spoke in a redneck or Southern American accent. Wheezy is the eldest brother of Smarty. Wheezy is always smoking cigarettes and he shown to be a lone wolf or known as a loner. Wheezy sometimes he is always a bully and very aggressive and abusive, but sometimes he's nice to his brothers and other people.
Wheezy
(Smirked)Hello, Charlie.
Frederick Rojo "Stupid" Weasel, 15, a browned and peach fur male weasel with one sharp and baby teeths an wears a red flat shirt, a red baseball cap, slack jeans, and red sneakers. Stupid is Wheezy's third younger and below-average intelligent brother who is really dumb and always hit himself with objects and do dumb stuffs.
Stupid
D'oh boy! A showdown! (He raced up to the living room and pulled out a radio. He turned it on, and turned the knob until it reached the old western station.)
The Radio Announcer
Next up. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.
Francisco Pino Santos Scarlato Amaro "Greasy" Weasel, 17, a tall, male dark brown and peach fur weasel with black greasy hair and speaking Puerto Rican and Mexican accent. He wears a green zoot suit styled trench coat along with white dress shirt, dark green zoot pants, a light green tie with a green peridot diamond necklace, dark green slippers, and a green zoot hat. Greasy is a alleged runner-up for leader who's a fist fighter and also Wheezy's first younger brother who in love with women and also sometimes jealous of his younger brother Smarty being the boss, but sometimes Greasy and Smarty get along. Greasy is also being a pervert to women.
Greasy
Whoa! Psycho and Wheezy are going to fight? This is going to be good.
Wheezy and Psycho started circling each other while Greasy and Stupid watched the fight.
Wheezy
I was just sayin' that the asylum should finish you off and die there.
Psycho
Nah, they just kept me there. Just for experiments, you know. Like strapping wire's to my face and shocking me. Which reminds me, remember when you left me alone, when I needed you? And you framed me for beating up that poor little girl because just hit you in the back of the head with her ball.
Wheezy
You need me? Please, little bro. I don't need you. I needed you to die in the asylum. I wish I didn't have a psychopathic brother like you.
Psycho
You just care about yourself, don't you?! Now I can see why your parents dumped you! Because you're a bad person and brother and no one likes and loves you!
Wheezy
(Angry)I'LL KILLED YOU!
Wheezy growled and jumped on Psycho. Wheezy pinned him down, and started throwing punches at Psycho. Psycho flipped over and bit Wheezy on the arm. Wheezy yelped and kicked Psycho in the stomach. There were a few more growls and yelps, when suddenly there was a loud had Wheezy pinned down on his stomach and had his foot on him. Wheezy was motionless, either unconscious or too tired to get up again. Greasy and Stupid cheered the fight.
Greasy And Stupid
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
David Lander "Smarty" Weasel, 16, a medium tall, male browned and peach fur weasel wears a white dress shirt, with a pink diamond necklace, light pink double breasted zoot suit coat with pink diamond accessories on both sleeves , a matching light pink zoot hat, pink pants and spats. Smarty spoked with a young tough guy accent. Smarty is the boss of the Weasel Patrol and the second younger brother of Wheezy Weasel. Unlike Who Framed Roger Rabbit movie where the Toon Patrol become villains, Smarty and his five brothers are good and friendly main heroes of the new series. Unlike the movie, Smarty doesn't warn his brothers that they will die laughing because the fan made series doesn't feature people or animals die laughing, he thinks that jokes and pranks aren't funny.
Smarty
(He and Orchid got out of the office and saw their brothers fight) What the hell's going on here?!
Ambrick Saint-Etienne "Orchid" Weasel, 13, a young and short male human with lavender eyes, white skin, and black hair. Orchid wears a magenta dress shirt with purple bow tie, overalls, shorts, and socks, and magenta shoes and Orchid speaked in a female voice. Orchid is Wheezy's fifth and youngest adoptive sweetness and intelligent brother who was adopted because his abusive father abuses and threatens his son to kill him and he also murdered his wife because he don't love her. Weasel Patrol and their parents take care and be nice to is also in 10th grade in high school. Orchid is the only character who's not from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
Orchid
(Panicked)Oh no, Smarty! Wheezy and Psycho are fighting!
Smarty
(Breaking Wheezy and Psycho's fight) Stop it, you two! Break it up!(Wheezy and Psycho calm)
What's wrong with you guys?(Wheezy and Psycho glared at each other and walked away from each other. Wheezy went upstairs bathroom to clean himself and Psycho went to the kitchen to wash his face while Smarty, Orchid, Greasy, and Stupid looked silent)Wheezy?Psycho?(Glared at Greasy and Stupid)Greasy. Stupid. Why didn't you guys stop Wheezy and Psycho fighting?
Greasy
We just cheered and watched the bloody fight, Smarty. It's fun to watch.
Smarty
Greasy, it's not really fun to watch our brothers fight. They have a problem with each other. We never saw Wheezy and Psycho fight. Wheezy always cares about Psycho more than us.
Orchid
I'll talk to Wheezy and see what happened?
Smarty
But, Wheezy doesn't want to talk to you because he doesn't care about you. He doesn't care about us. He only cares about Psycho.
Orchid
I'll try to talk to him.(Orchid walked to the upstairs bathroom and saw Wheezy washed his face after the fight) Um...Wheezy. Are you okay my big brother?
Wheezy
(Done washing his face)Does it look like I'm okay?
Orchid
Um, no. I don't think so.(Wheezy walked out of the bathroom and went to the office)Wheezy, can you at least talk to me?
Wheezy
(Grumpy tone)No.
Orchid
Please, Wheezy? Why are you and Psycho fighting?( Saw Wheezy's tear on his bloody red eyes)Were you crying?
Wheezy
It's none of your business. I am not going near that insane weasel brother of mine. He doesn't own me.
Orchid
What are you talking about?
Wheezy
Psycho called me smoke breath bully and a freak. He sounded like he owned me. But, no way! He doesn't own me. I am much older, bigger and stronger than that young psychopathic weasel.
Orchid
You know, I think the reason you're so aggressive is because you think no one has ever loved you.
Wheezy
That's because it's true.
Orchid
It's not true, Wheezy. You're our older brother. You're a great fighter and help us solve mysteries.