Chapter 1
Ron, Rose and Hugo were playing a game of "Yo Mama."
"Yo Mama so dumb, she stared at the juice box because it said concentrate," challenged Hugo.
"Yo Mama so fat, she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip-flops," said Rose, "Beat that."
"Yo Mama's so hot," shouted Ron, putting his hand on his heart, "I came."
The three of them burst out laughing.
The Door was kicked opened by a Furious Hermione, holding the plunger over head. "Yo Mama's not deaf!"
"Run! Mum's mad!" shouted Hugo.
Then the great chase began. Hermione bonked Hugo on the head, then Rose, but couldn't catch Ron because his legs were longer than her's.
The Four of them collapsed into chairs, exhausted, and Hermione bonked Ron on the head with the plunger.
"Don't mess with me, or you'll face the plunger again."