"Rose! Get me the milk please!"
"Okay, coming Mum."
Rose opened the refrigerator and snatched the milk.
"Mum, the milk is pink!"
"Wait, what, the milk is pink?"
"Yes! Come and see!"
"Rose, the milk is blue."
"What?"
Rose looked at the milk again.
"It was pink a minute ago!"
"Ron?"
"Yes, Mione?"
"The milk is blue!"
Ron walked down stairs.
"No, the milk is yellow."
Both Rose and Hermione looked at it. It was yellow.
Then Hugo came down the stairs.
"What's the matter?"
"The milk keeps changing colors!"
Hugo looked at the milk.
"What do you mean? It's perfectly fine. The milk is supposed to be white, right?"
The milk was white.
"WHAT?"
"Why are you guys freaking out?"
"The milk was pink!"
"The milk was blue!"
"The milk was yellow!"
Meanwhile...
"Silly people," thought Crookshanks. "Yup, their fighting over the color of milk."
"It's nice to be a cat, No one can accuse you for what you did."