"Here is our new cast that will be competing for the Two Million Dollars!" Chef said as he drove a huge boat.
Chris grinned as they showed a lot of new competitors really quickly (like when they showed the old players on Revenge of the Island) then the boat drove off and one of them said noooooo
"Nope, we had enough of new casts. Let's just use the ones that didn't join last season, All-Stars! And here they are now, for real!" Said Chris.
"Katie, Sadie, Amy and Samey!"
"Omg! I am so excited to be here!" Said Sadie.
"Omg! Me too bffff!" Katie smiled.
"I will win this time!" Amy grinned.
Samey sighed.
"Cody, Sierra, Noah and after not completing ever since season one, she finally returns it's... Eva!" Chris said.
Sierra hugged Cody. "I am so happy you get to be with me again." She said.
"Oh boy... Can this day get any worse." Cody sighed.
Noah rolled his eyes. "You just had to say it."
Eva cracked her knuckles and eye'd everyone around her and coming in.
"Dawn, B, Sam and The Dakotazoid!" Chris grinned.
B smiled and nodded.
"Greetings everyone! I'm glad to participate once more." Dawn waved.
"Alright! Bonus stage." Sam played on his GameGuy.
"Dakota like Sam!" Dakotazoid hugged Sam. "Sam also likes Dakota." Sam hugged Dakotazoid lovingly and she hugged him back gently and lovingly as well.
"Harold, LeShawna, Trent and The Winner of Total Drama World Tour, Tyler!"
Tyler dabbed.
"Stop saluting Hitler." Trent frowned at Tyler.
"Technically the so called Dab is a sport ritual first performed during the first Olympics in Acropolis, Athens." Harold fixed his glasses by pushing them up with one finger as he looked confident.
"Boy, you know everything." LeShawna smiled at Harold. He looked proud.
"Ella, Brick, Rodney and Topher."
"Hello everyone! I'm glad to be here!" Ella vowed.
"Brick McArthur Reporting for Duty!" Brick saluted and smiled proudly.
"Haha he said Duty!" Topher laughed.
"It's my Duty to serve the girl, I loveeee~" Rodney looked lovestruck after seeing all the girls on the boat.
"And Finally, Izzy, Beth, The Aftermath Host Geoff and the Celebrity Manhunt Co-Host, Josh!" Chris Announced
"Hey everyone!" Beth waved.
"Sup dudes! Let's party!" Geoff cheered.
"First impressions are always good." Josh walked coolly and then Accidentally tripped. He stood up and leaned on the boat with an awkward fake confidence smile.
"Haha nice." Chef grinned.
"We been here a lot but never STAYED as long as we will, this island is full of deadly traps and even deadlier animals, with no food, shelter or allies yet, how will our new cast survive, Total! Drama! Boney Island!" Announced Chris.
(Total Drama Boney Island Intro aka this)
A lot of slightly dirty, a tiny bit broken and dull Camaras came out of hidden locations, ready to record anything that comes near.
The point of View Dodges Chris and Chef, a few trees and a bear that swipes at you. Then the camara goes inside the Boney Island skull cave and shows Dakotazoid and Sam were making out inside, then Topher grabs the camara and fixes his hair as he coolly points at you, you get bored of him and dive off the cave into the nearby pond.
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine.
You guys are on my mind.
You asked me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer is plain to see,
I wanna be famous.
The bubbles clear and you see Dawn meditating near a rock while Brick trains doing push-ups and Tyler did a sport stunt but horribly failed, a bear growls at both of them. Brick and Tyler Runs away screaming In far while Dawn pats the bear with kindness. The bear takes off its head to reveal it was Izzy all along. Dawn looked like she expected this as she smiled.
I wanna live close to the sun,
Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won,
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
I'll get there one day
Cause, I wanna be famous!
Justin is looking at himself on a the clear water and then looks at his reflection a few meters from the other water, he smiles and winks. Katie and Sadie look at him in love while Rodney looks at Ella and Beth in love. Ella gives him a small fake smile with a worried face while Beth frowns.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!~
Amy is chasing Samey with a small stick, Samey runs away screaming. Eva is working out with her dumbbells and as soon as the camara records her she growls and tries punching it, but you quickly dodge. Noah is reading a book boredly nearby and when you get closer, he looks at you and he just raises an eyebrow and flips the page of his book.
I wanna be, I wanna be! I wanna be famous!
Trent is playing his guitar in the forest, he looks calm, but then suddenly Sierra is chasing a scared looking Cody and catches him, then she hugs him squeezing him. Trent just looks at both of them Strangely. Geoff nearby is partying with the wild animals, they looked at him weird, shrugged and then also began to party with him.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I want to be famous!
Chris and Chef grin as all the campers are in the Elimination Ceremony area, LeShawna and Harold look at eachother lovingly but then suddenly Josh comes from behind both of them in the middle and grabs both their shoulders, he almost looks confident, key word almost.
The other campers whistle.
[Whistles]
"Your first Challenge is this, there are no Challenges, you will all be dropped here on Boney Island to fend off all wild hungry animals that might eat you, you must make shelter, get your own food and survive, the team with least resources and worst shelter gets to send someone home so sabotage is encouraged." Chris Grinned.
"Now for the Teams, on Team Wild Windbags, we have Geoff, B, Dawn, Sam, Dakotazoid, Ella, Brick, Rodney, Topher, Amy, Samey, Katie and Sadie." Chef read from a small paper and then he changed the paper and read again. "On Team Destructive Dirtbags we have Josh, Izzy, Tyler, LeShawna, Harold, Beth, Sierra, Cody, Trent, Justin, Eva and Noah. Now get surviving! We will check on you every few hours, worst resources lose." Chef spoke and left with Chris.
(Destructive Dirtbags)
"So, any bright ideas?" Asked Josh.
"How about we build a death ray powered by the sun!" Izzy yelled.
"That sounds impossible seeing our materials." Trent looked around.
"Nothing is impossible for the Izzy!" She laughed and cartwheels away.
Noah rolled his eyes and spoke. "What we need to do is gather wood to make shelter, if it's higher it would be better so a tree house would be good. We have to get ropes and a sturdy pillar to hold the treehouse. Josh, Beth, Cody, Justin, Harold, and I; will go get vines. LeShawna, Sierra, Trent and Eva are stronger so they should get the wood to make the house. Now move it people." Noah announced. They all did what he said.
(Wild Windbags)
"What do we do?" Asked Ella.
She saw her team and Amy and Samey were fighting. Katie and Sadie were gossiping. Dakotazoid and Sam making out. Rodney looking at all the girls in love. Topher was posing and Dawn and B were staring at her and shrugged.
"Oh my..." Ella whispered.
(A few hours later)
"So Destructive Dirtbags have shelter and food, they earn a kettle to make clean water. Your team will suffer serious casualties and sleep on that cave over there." Chris said.
(Elimination Ceremony)
"So B, Dawn, Sam, Dakotazoid, Ella, Brick, Geoff and Topher are safe, now only 1 more will stay and the rest will all be eliminated." Chef grinned.
Their team gasped. "What!" Most said.
"That would be taking like, half our team!" Topher yelled.
"Too bad, Amy got most votes so she placed lower." Chef spoke.
"What?!?!?" Amy screamed.
"Second most votes is Sadie." Chef spoke boredly.
"Oh no!" Sadie whined.
"Katie follows right after Sadie and final person Eliminated is Amy cause of one vote, Rodney is safe." Chef spoke.
Samey sighed while Amy smirked having eliminated her sister and Katie hugged Sadie.
Chef threw them all on the Dingy of Shame and the Dingy drove off away from the island.
"4 down 18 to go, who will be Eliminated next? Find out next time on, Total! Drama! Boney Island!" Chris announced.
(Credits)
[Post credits scene]
"Ugh I can't believe those losers voted me off first!" Amy yelled. Samey looked sad and didn't say anything.
"Omg Justin is so cute right?" Said Sadie.
"Totally! He's like so totally hot!" Said Katie.
The Dingy kept sailing away.