"Final Two! Brain Vs Brawn time! Who will win the two million dollars? The Handsome Manipulative Justin? Or The Weak but clever Schemer Noah? Find out! Right now on... Total! Drama! Boney Island!" Chris Announced.

(Total Drama Boney Island Intro)

Justin was looking at himself in the mirror. Noah was reading a book boredly.

"Prepare to lose to a villain Noah! Then again, I guess this season we were both villains, you lied, you schemed, you made others be eliminated cause of your orders. Hopefully after you lose tonight, you'll see all of it was for nothing! Cause the only thing you'll gain is the hate of your old friends you betrayed." Justin smirked.

Noah rolled his eyes and scoffed as he began talking. "Justin, The Anti Me, You big hypocrite! You also manipulated others and since you followed my orders eliminated your own friends Harold, Trent and Cody! Ha so much for that pathetic drama brothers Alliance, I always knew you never really liked those weirdos anyway however I am confident I can beat you Justin, you're the opposite of me, strong sure but your intelligence rivals Lindsay and Tyler on how dumb you are. You'll see cause of my brains, I'll outsmart you and defeat your villain butt!" He grinned.

Justin looked mad, he was about to say something but Chef spoke first.

"Final Challenge time, follow me scrawny kid and strongly stupid." Chef said.

Noah and Justin followed.

Both Noah and Justin were on top of a platform.

"We brought back all the contestants that were players on this season and on our last season All-Stars!" Chris announced.

All the contestants were down there watching the finale. Noah and Justin saw this and waved at them a bit.

"Challenges is a quiz! If Noah answers 8 questions first, he wins Total Drama Boney Island! But if Justin pushes Noah out of the platform into the electric eel Infested water, he wins Total Drama Boney Island! Now start!" Chef yelled.

Noah looked nervous while Justin cracked his knuckles.

"Noah question number one, explain to us what a Database is." Chef spoke.

"What is this 3rd grade? The database is a place where lots of information is stored. It helps people remember important things." Noah said nonchalantly.

Just tried to hit him but Noah dodged.

"A man pushes his Car to a Hotel and suddenly loses all his Fortune, what happened?" Asked Chef.

"He stopped the the enemy's hotel in monopoly." Noah spoke bored.

Justin tried hitting Noah again but Noah predicted his attack using his brain.

"How many times a day does the minute hand move around the clock?" Boredly asked Chef.

"Exactly 22 times." Noah looked even more bored.

Justin attacked Noah but it was so obvious, he dodged it.

"You're the captain of a pirate ship, and your team gets to vote how the looted gold gets shared, if less than half the team votes for your choice, you'll die. How do you decide the gold so you survive?" Chef looked confused. "What kind of questions are these!" Chef yelled at Chris who just gave a innocent whistle.

Noah scoffed. "What are you all nitwits?! Obviously 51%" He said as he dodged Justin with ease.

"How much money do you need to pay to wash all the windows in Seattle?" Asked Chef.

"Of course this is a trick question, it's impossible to count this. It's important you give a decisive answer to this question, without getting lost guessing. For example, we need to pay $10 per window-" Noah was hitted by Justin but managed to stay on the platform.

"Why are manhole covers round?" Asked Chef.

"If we put a square cover on a manhole at the wrong angle it will immediately fall down. This won't happen with a round cover." Noah shrugged.

Justin tried hitting him but Noah slides under his legs passing him towards the other side, Justin looked shocked and sweated.

"You looked at the clock at 3:15, how many degrees are in the angle between the hour and the minute hands?" Asked Chef smirking.

Noah just rolled his eyes boredly.

"The clock is 360, and every hour a clock hand turns through 30 . At 3:15, the minute hand will be exactly at three hours. But the hour hand will be a 1/4 of the way between three and four hours. Multiply 30 by 0.25, and get the answer — 7.5 ." Noah yawned, he is very smart.

Everyone, Chef, Chris, Justin and a the contestants watching were just absolutely shocked, completely flabbergasted how easily he got that.

"Final Question, In 1990 a person is 15 years old, in 1995 that same person is 10 years old, how can this be?" Asked Chef.

Justin took of his shirt, nothing, Noah isn't gay. "Woah, why is Alejandro flirting with Eva?" Asked Justin confused

"Wait what?" Noah looked at Eva worried, she looked fine but then scared when she realized what Justin did. "Noah watch out!" She yelled.

Noah turned around and saw a grinning Justin pushing him down. Noah gave a kinda girly Scream as he fell into the water full of electric eels and he was zapped. Eva pulled him out of there not even flinching at the eels hurting her.

Noah spitted water into the ground.

"And Justin did it! He has won Total Drama Boney Island!" Chris grins and Justin laughs. "Of course I would win!~ I am Perfection~" The Villain kissed his biceps.

"You manipulative jerk! You tricked Noah!" Eva growled.

"So? I won and he didn't! See Noah all that manipulating and scheming got you nowhere!" Justin grinned. Which made Noah frowned, he vowed to not do the things he has done this season as much if he ever joined another season.

"Justin, just to make sure Eva doesn't pound you to a pulp get in this helicopter with Chef and I cause you will be joining next season!" Chris spoke as he got in a helicopter with Chef and Justin. Justin was holding the 2 million dollar case. Noah and Eva glared at him.

"Wow they left.." Cody frowned.

"I see a boat over there dudes." Tyler pointed at the boat of losers.

We cut away to all the campers in the boat. It was cramped as hell.

"So Noah how did it feel to lose so close to the million?" Asked Harold.

"You would know." Noah rolled his eyes making Harold frown and look down at the floor seeing as he got 2nd place in Total Drama Action. LeShawna patted Harold's back and glared at Noah.

"Hey did you even know what the final questions answer was? What was it again?" Asked Beth.

"The final question was, In 1990 a person is 15 years old, in 1995 that same person is 10 years old, how can this be?" Alejandro spoke. He knew the answer but wanted to see if Noah actually knew it.

"Of course I knew the answer, that one was TOO easy, The person was born in 2005 B.C. Hence we count backward; I would've said it but Justin distracted me..." Noah grumbled upsetly.

"Sorry he used me to distract you, he's a manipulative jerk..." Eva frowned patting Noah's back.

"Meh, whatever, you don't have to feel bad about it Eva, you didn't do anything wrong." Noah gives her a small smile and she also smiled at him a bit.

The Boat of Losers sailed away to, uh somewhere.

Next Season, Total Drama Revenge of Pahkitew Island! (Justin Confirmed) Coming Out Tomorrow!