Chapter 2: Hey this is my house!
~Ichigo~
After that call with Rukia my heart pounded inside my heart. 'Get a grip you idiot! You wanted to see her again!' I thought to myself.
'Argh! That girl is playing with your mind…' The devil side of me said. 'She saved you so you should be grateful and glad you get to see her again.'
The angelic side of me said. I shook my head and raced down the stairs, eager to prepare for the arriving of Rukia. I cleaned the living room and saw another note on the fridge.
Ichigo, I'm dropping Yuzu and Karin off to a friend's house and I'm going fishing with my friends - Love your Daddy. I smiled and threw the note into the trash.
A knock sounded on the front door and I raced over to get it. A teen that looked around the age of 14-15 stood at my door.
I was confused and I opened my mouth and attempted to speak. But he beat me to it. "So you are Ichigo Kurosaki…" That was the first thing he had said to me.
Alarmed I almost dropped my phone. He stared at me and a heard a giggle behind him. I recognized the giggle immediately. "So you're Rukia's brother…" I said slowly.
I saw no sign of shock on his face. He turned and Rukia flashed me a huge smile. "Be back at around 10." The teen (I thought) turned and walked away.
Rukia glanced at me as if seeing what reaction I currently had. I scowled and she giggled again. I had to hold in the urge to slam the door into her face.
I took a step towards the inside of my house. I glared at her. She looked at me awkwardly. "Uh, why are you looking at me that way?"
"I never invited you into my house!" I yelled playfully at her. She gave me and mean look and shoved me. I tried not to budge but I still fell down onto the doorstep.
I cursed at her and gave her the finger. Rukia stared at me as if not understanding what I was doing. I swore at her again. "Seriously Ichigo. That's so immature.
I grabbed at her legs and she yelped. Then she steadied herself and she rolled her eyes and kicked me in the stomach. I groaned in pain and fell onto the ground.
She smirked and walked past me into my house. "You little-!" I yelled. "I suggest you be quiet and respect the lady here." Rukia said as she put her foot on my chest.
I growled and she twirled away and slammed the front down into my face, leaving the words: "Ta-ta! I'm going to help myself to your snacks!"
"This is my house!" I screamed at the closed door. I got up from the ground and opened the door. And found Rukia sitting on the couch and eating… a napkin.
"Uh what are you doing?!" I objected. I ran up to Rukia and snatched the napkin out of her mouth… And then I dropped the napkin and screamed. "Aah! It's wet!"
She looked at me funnily. "Yes duh. It's been in my mouth and I've been trying to eat it." She said matter-of-factly.
"Well sorry to interrupt you Miss GENIUS but you've been eating a cleaning item for the past- "I stopped my sarcastic comment and think about how long she has been eating the napkin.
"Uh, past 2 minutes!" I muttered. "Is this white existing item not a snack?" Rukia asked curiously. I shook my head and threw the wet napkin into her face.
I quickly prepared to run but was stopped by Rukia. She stood up slowly and glared at me. The liquid from the napkin dripping down her nose.
I tried to keep a straight face and tried to match her glare. She rolled her eyes and put her hands on her hips. I mimicked and pretended to put on lipstick.
She stuck her hand out to my face and I copied that stance. She smiled and touched my face. I stuck my hand and grazed her face also.
And that was when I had felt… The saliva from the napkin… I screamed and wiped my hand on her hair. She yelped and flailed around wildly.
She then proceeded to kick me. After a close encounter with her foot. (A certain part of my body) I shrank back and kicked back. A little too hard though.
My kick flew at Rukia's face and my foot slammed into her soft neck. She cried out in pain and flipped me over. I moved all over the place and her punches were pretty low.
The first one hit my abdomen and her second punch hit me knee. I protested and flipped over on the couch. After our wonderful performance Rukia sat next to me silently.
I was the first to speak. "so how's your job doing?" She shrugged. "The usual. Not too bad but the hollows are getting stronger I think."
Rukia stood up and looked into my eyes. "Did you fully forget the hollow situation that involved you?" I shook my head softly. "Still has gravely shadows and dreams about it."
She pursed her lips and frowned. Then she smiled. "Forget about that. I'm here today so let's have some fun!" I looked at her excited face.
"Uh, what are fun are we doing?" I asked dumbfounded. "Um, your supposed to tell me?" Rukia rolled her eyes and stared at me.
I stood there not knowing what to do. Then I just thought of hosting a party and having fun. I took out my phone and dialed the numbers of Keigo, Tatsuki, Orihime, Mizuiro and Chad.
"Hello? Ichigo what do you want? I'm at the park with Orihime, Chad and Mizuiro. Tatsuki yelled and I hear laughing in the background.
I quickly told her about a party at my house and told her to tell Keigo to come too. I put down the phone but before I could hang up Rukia snatched it.
"Hello, my name is Rukia Kuchiki and I'm a great friend of Ichigo!" Rukia yelled rather so loudly. I jerked my head and whispered to Rukia.
"What are you doing?!" Rukia hushed me and continued on the chat with Tatsuki. "Oh your asking me if I'm at the party? Yeah, I'm already at Ichigo's house.
Rukia put down the phone and beamed happily. "Wow Ichigo! You have such great friends. I wonder what we'll do." I shrugged.
"I don't know, play some video games, grab a drink, watch a movie or something." Rukia looked at me and raised an eyebrow.
"What's a movie?" She asked. I groaned. "How do you not know what a movie is." I was now unsure of which century Rukia was born.
"What do you do for fun then." I questioned Rukia. "Er… Well I just take my bunny Chappy and I cuddle her. Then I think about my day." Rukia casually replied.
"Okay. I, Ichigo Kurosaki has decided!" I stood up suddenly and majestically. "Decided on what?" Rukia asked me. I tried to strike and cool pose.
"I have decided that… You are incredibly boring, completely out of your mind, babyish because you still hug a fake bunny, and you are probably an orphan.
She snarled at me and grabbed my arms and flipped me over. I fell and Rukia sat on top of me. I attempted to shove her off but couldn't because Rukia sat on my chest and pinned my arms to the side.
I shrieked and yelled out one word. "RAPE!" Rukia froze and then scowled. She got off me and I smirked in triumph.
Then I got up from the couch. "Rukia we have to prepare!" I shouted anxiously. "Oh shoot!" Rukia got up and started tidying up.
And I started preparing the food and I grabbed some drinks. I held a box of Fanta and some Sprite.
"Wow Rukia! That's some good cleaning skills. Is this what you do to live because you're an orphan?" She ignored me so I repeated the question.
I earned myself a kick in the shin. I pretended that it hurt a lot and Rukia laughed her soft laugh again. A thought flashed through my mind.
Maybe because of the arrival of Rukia but I almost forgot to invite Uryū Ishida. I quickly grabbed my phone but forgot that I didn't have Ishida's number.
I once again grabbed my phone which was on the couch. I dialed Chad's number and quickly asked. "Hey Chad, you have Ishida's number?"
Chad told me that he knew where Uryū lived and he told me he'd be late a few minutes. I smiled. And nodded
~Rukia~
I stood here in Ichigo's house and started cleaning the kitchen. I saw that Ichigo's fridge was stacked with Ichigo's baby pictures.
I started giggling uncontrollably but suddenly stopped after Ichigo walked by me. I cleaned the kitchen and started to daydream about Ichigo's friends.
She sounded so nice and I was so eager to meet her. The only problem was that I mostly lived in the Soul Society.
I didn't know what teenagers do for fun especially at parties nowadays. I quickly grabbed my phone and walked over to Ichigo.
"Hey Ichigo, what's your Wi-Fi password?" Ichigo looked up from his phone. "It's 'MyDadIsAFreak'."
"What the fuck?!" I exclaimed. Ichigo glared at me. "What, its completely true." I sighed. "First of all do you hate your dad that much?!"
Ichigo nodded quickly and smiled. I gave him the finger. "And second of all, when you got the Wi-Fi didn't your dad do all of the buying and customization?"
"No, he just lets me do it all. He hands over his credit card and just askes me to buy, customize and work it." Ichigo said with an eloquent sigh.
"So let me get this right. Your dad lets you use HIS credit card to spend HIS money." Ichigo nodded. "And you never buy anything else?"
Ichigo smirked. "Me? Buy anything else? I'm the most honest kid on Earth." I smacked him. "So screw that. Your dad lets you buy home use items like Wi-Fi and like a fridge?"
I asked him again. He nodded. "Yeah I do the shopping and my dad just uses the stuff. I entered the Wi-Fi password for him because he is too lazy.
I groaned and then I started giggling. "What's so funny?" Ichigo looked unamused and he put his hands on his hips. I laughed even harder.
"Stop laughing Rukia!" He yelled at me. He only succeeded in making me laugh even harder. "Oh my gosh! Ichigo you look so feminine, getting in touch with your feminine side?"
I said while giggling. Ichigo finally noticed the hands on his hips. He scowled and lifted them off. My chest hurt because of my laughter.
"I'm laughing so much because you have a lazy, useless, boring and unsophisticated dad, right?" Ichigo looked confused for a moment as if wondering what I was trying to do.
Then he nodded. "Yeah so?" "Well, I suspect that it's because of this dad-" I began. But I was soon interrupted by Ichigo's glance.
I shook my head and continued. "It's because of that dad so that you are now unsophisticated, lazy, dumb, retarded, useless and boring!" I exclaimed.
Ichigo growled and shot me a dirty look. "Just kidding. I actually like you Ichigo." I started slowly. A shocked look was given to me from Ichigo.
"Not that kind of like." I added. "I like how serious you are with handling things and with your attitude. You are hard working and I'm glad I met someone like you."
Ichigo smiled softly and we just sat on the couch in silence for a while. Ichigo looked at me and I could see his brown eyes gleaming in the sunlight.
In the silence, I heard one of the sounds I was hoping for. It was a ring from the doorbell. I smiled and gave Ichigo a thumbs up.
Ichigo ran over the door and opened it. Outside stood two girls (one was a tomboy and the other had long hair) and two boys (one was a read head and the other had black hair).
"Hey guys, welcome to this random party." Ichigo said. The girl who had punk hair grinned. "I love random parties." The other girl with long hair flashed me a bright and warm smile. smile with her perfect white teeth.
"Who's this?" The red-headed boy glanced at me and asked Ichigo. "Oh that's Rukia, the girlperson who was calling Tatsuki." Ichigo replied.
~Ichigo~
I introduced Keigo, Tatsuki, Keigo and Mizuiro to Rukia and they started chatting uncontrollably. I rolled my eyes and at that moment Chad and Uryū arrived.
I smiled and introduced Uryū and Chad to Rukia. Rukia squealed and started dancing around. I grabbed her and pulled her aside.
"Hey Rukia! They'll think your weird!" Rukia clamped her hand over her mouth and smiled. "It's party time!" She winked at me.
