( at beach city )
steven: ( laughs ) your so funny!
Chalcedony: it's true actually...well I was going to get some food then suddenly a spider popped out of nowhere that scared the crap out of me!
Jasper: haha funny chalcedony! ( to Steven) my diamond?
steven: yes jasper?
jasper: do you want to go to McDonald's or something?
Steven: yeah!
pearl: I'm hungry too.
garnet: I'm Super hungry.
mystic quartz: you mean amethysts favorite place?
amethyst: did someone say McDonald's?
( a scream echos as a fusion with light teal skin blue greenish hair with 4 eyes a gem on the head and back )
Turquoise: guys! Help me!
steven: ( shocked) Lapis peridot you fused!
Pearl: wow!
garnet: I'm proud of you fly down it's safe!
Turquoise: okay...( flys down then unfuses )
lapis: I cant believe that happened.
peridot: we've fused!
Chalcedony: you should be proud of yourselves.
Connie: man I'm hungry...I need food!
greg: I heard food can I come?
The gems: yeah!
( the gems get in the car and drive then suddenly the car broke down)
steven: oh god not again you got to be kidding me! The 3th time!
Greg: don't worry we'll just walk...
garnet: okay.
( a few hours later the gems Grow tired )
connie: I need a rest.
steven: me too!
greg: ow my feet hurt!
jasper: me too!
steven: jasper your wearing heels.
Mystic quartz: uuuh I don't feel so well!
Greg: holy cow! Steven look!
( the gems look up as they gasp in shock)
Jamie: (sarcastically) Thanks a lot.
Ben: I was just trying to help.
Jamie: Next time you wanna play hero, make sure you can back it up.
greg: hey you!
Jamie: me?
greg: no not you him!
ben: me?
greg: how in the universe did you get up there?
Ben: look me universe I don't want to talk about it!
steven: you know my dad?
ben: yeah I liked his songs!
pearl: ooh...
steven: I'm Greg's son I'm Steven Universe.
Ben: I'm ben and you must be the Crystal gems.
Mystic quartz: huh...?
ben: garnet? Amethyst? Pearl? Chalcedony? Mystic Quartz, jasper, lapis , peridot and rose quartz? You know them?
pearl: yea we are the crystal gems!
steven: and rose quartz is pink diamond and she's gone she had to give up her physical form to give birth to me...
ben: holy crap! Really?!
garnet: believe it or not pearl kept it a secret.
Connie: and I'm Maheswaran Connie Maheswaran.
Lapis: I'll get you down.
( lapis flys to the tree and breaks the branch )
ben: thanks.
Max: (pulls up Rust Bucket) Come on, Ben, let's go! We're burning daylight. I wanna to make it to the campsite by nightfall.
Ben: hi grandpa! I made friends the crystal gems.
max: Greg!
greg: max!
max: where have you been I haven't seen you for a long time I was singing my new songs!
Greg: you sing?! Wow a friend like ya is really cool!
Mystic quartz: uuuh can we come I feel sick and tired.
( Ben and the gems gets on the Rust Bucket)
Ben: (referring to the camping trip) I have so been looking forward to this!
mystic quartz: ( lays down on a bed )
steven: wow...
(Notices Gwen sitting down at the table.)
Ben: What are you doing here? (to his Grandpa) What is she doing here?
Gwen Take it easy, dweeb. This wasn't my idea. Somebody convinced my mom that 'going camping for the summer would be a good experience for me'. ( notices the gems) no way is that the crystal gems?! ( comes closer to chalcedony)
gwen: holy crap you must Work for Rose quartz right?
chalcedony: well she's gone now and she's pink diamond.
Gwen: WHAT?!
steven: yep.
Ben: Grandpa, please. Tell me you didn't?
amethyst: at least she knows us!
Ben: no crap Sherlock!
Max: I thought it would be fun if your cousin came along with us this summer. Is... that a problem?
greg: it's fine.
( greg puts in a cd of his song Let Me Drive My Van Into Your Heart)
( Ben and Gwen say nothing but look at one another.
Rust Bucket pulls away from stop, revealing the license plate
Ben and Gwen bicker at each other)
Ben: (bickering with Gwen) Aw, I can't believe it. I wait all school year to go on this trip, and now the queen of cooties is along for the ride.
Gwen: Hey! I had my own vacation already all planned out too, you know? (pulls out her schedule) Each activity is color-coded, so I never do the same thing two days in a row.
(Ben raises his eyebrows.)
Gwen: Now, I'm stuck with my geekazoid cousin going camping for three months.
( pearl sighs)
Ben: (at Gwen) Geek.
Gwenat Ben) Jerk.
Max: (to himself) Something tells me it's gonna be a long summer.
( The Rust Bucket driving out of Bellwood onto Route 66
Later in the day, the trio of Tennysons gathered in the woods around a table-bench.
pearl: mystic are you ok?
mystic quartz: yeah it's just I haven't eaten...
jasper: where's the food?! I'm starving!
Max: (Bringing out bowl of food to the kids.) Chow time!
( Max plops down a bowl of still-wriggling worms, to Ben the gems and Gwen's disgust)
Pearl: eeeewwwww!
jasper: oh god no!
garnet: what in gods name is this?!
greg: uuuh hehe!
Connie: I think I'm going to be sick!
Ben: (looking at the bowl) Okay, I give up. What- is that?
Max: "Marinated meal worms". Hard to find them fresh in the states. You know, they're considered a delicacy in some countries?
Amethyst: yuck I'm not eating that!
Chalcedony: eew!
Gwen: ...And totally gross in others?
( One of the worms falls out the bowl and crawls on the table Connie rushes to a bush and painfully pukes)
Max: If these don't sound good, I've got some smoked sheep's tongue in the fridge?
Steven: we are not interested okay?
greg: yeah it's kinda gross...
Ben: Ugh. Couldn't we just have a burger or something?
( Ben and Gwen smile at Max)
Max: Nonsense. This summer's gonna be an adventure for your taste buds. -I'll grab the tongue.
Greg: max you better not!
Ben: (to Gwen) Okay, I got a half-eaten bag of corn chips and a candy bar in my backpack. What'd you got?
Gwen: Some rice cakes and hard candy.
Ben: Think we can make them last the whole summer?
Steven: I have this. ( gets a cookie cat ice cream out) ready gems?
( Steven and the gems sing cookie cat)
the gems And Steven: Oohhhhh
He's a frozen treat with an all new taste
'Cause he came to this planet from outer space
A refugee of an interstellar war
But now he's at your local grocery store
Cookie Cat
He's a pet for your tummy
Cookie Cat
He's super duper yummy
Cookie Cat
He left his family behind
Cookie Caaaaat!
ben: can I try some?
steven: sure. ( breaks a Peace off it the ice cream and gives it to Ben )
ben: ( eats the cookie) yum!
( The two sulk together)
(Vilgax's ship continues attacking the other, blasting lasers into the hull of it)
Drone Lieutenant: Their propulsion systems have been destroyed.
Vilgax: Prepare to board! I want the Omnitrix, now!
(The ship getting chased primes a laser blast and fires, directly hitting Vilgax's control room, blasting him across. But immediately after the warship retaliates, blasting the ship to pieces. Out of those pieces, a small pod shoots down into Earth's atmosphere.)
( cut to the woods a purple gem runs away panting )
the gem: god where is steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereennnnnnnnnnnnnnn?!
(Ben and Gwen sitting, playing with their electronics.)
Max: Who wants to roast marshmallows?
(Ben and Gwen continue playing with their electronics.)
Max: Okay, um… How 'bout we tell scary stories?
Steven: I can sing to them. ( gets his guitar out and starts singing you got a friend in me.)
steven: You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
When the road looks rough ahead
And you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed
You just remember what your old pal said
Boy, you've got a friend in me
Yeah, you've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
You got troubles, and I got 'em too
There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you
We stick together and we see it through
'Cause you've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
Some other folks might be a little bit smarter than I am
Bigger and stronger too, maybe
But none of them will ever love you the way I do
It's me and you, boy
And as the years go by
Our friendship will never die
You're gonna see it's our destiny
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
pearl: wow!
greg: nice job!
Connie: ( claps her hands ) bravo Steven!
Ben: cool Steven and Scarier than having to spend a summer with your freak of a cousin? (laughs to himself)
Gwen: I'd like to, Grandpa, but I'm busy doing a web search on cures for extreme 'doofus-ness'. Nothing yet, Ben, but let's not give up hope.
Max: Aww, come on you two. We're all in this together. You can mope around like this all summer, or we can have some fun. Now whadd'ya say?
Gwen: I vote for moping.
Pearl: moping?
Ben: I'm gonna take a walk. Smell ya around, Gwen. ( to Steven) you want to go?
steven: yes! ( to Connie) come on Connie!
(Ben storms off in a huff Steven and Connie follows him.)
Max: I, uh, think they're starting to grow on each other.
Garnet: something definitely not right...
(Ben Steven and Connie walks on his own through the forest)
Ben: Aw, man. This is gonna be the worst vacation ever. I might as well have gone to summer school.
Connie: I know how you feel...
steven: but a song can cheer ya up.
( Steven begins to sing don't rain on my parade)
steven: Don't tell me not to live
Just sit and putter
Life's candy and the sun's
A ball of butter
Don't bring around a cloud
To rain on my parade
Don't tell me not to fly
I've simply got to
If someone takes a spill
It's me and not you
Who told you you're allowed
To rain on my parade!
I'll march my band out
I'll beat my drum
And if I'm fanned out
Your turn at bat, sir
At least I didn't fake it
Hat, sir, I guess I didn't make it!
But whether I'm the rose
Of sheer perfection
Or freckle on the nose
Of life's complexion
The cinder or the shiny apple of its eye
I gotta fly once
I gotta try once
( Ben sings with Steven)
Ben and Steven: Only can die once, right, sir?
Ooh, life is juicy
Juicy, and you see
I gotta have my bite, sir!
Get ready for me, love
Cause I'm a "comer"
I simply gotta march
My heart's a drummer
Don't bring around a cloud
To rain on my parade!
I'm gonna live and live now
Get what I want, I know how
One roll for the whole shebang
One throw, that bell will go clang
Eye on the target, and wham
One shot, one gun shot, and bam
Hey, Mister Arnstein, here I am!
I'll march my band out
I'm beating my drum
And if I'm fanned out
Your turn at bat, sir
At least I didn't fake it
Hat, sir, I guess I didn't make it
Get ready for me, love
'Cause I'm a "comer"
I simply gotta march
My heart's a drummer
Nobody, no, nobody
Is gonna rain on my parade!
steven: haha!
ben: thanks!
connie: look!
(A meteor shoots across the sky, with Ben looking up at it)
Steven: ah great what does spinel what?!
Ben: Woah! A shooting star!
Connie: I don't think it's a shooting star or the diamonds...
(The "shooting star" instantly changes course, aiming straight for Steven connie and Ben.)
Ben (Gasps.)
steven: GREEN DIAMOND LOOK OUT WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING!
connie: it's not green diamond!
(The meteor crashing right behind Ben Steven and Connie as they're running away, causing smoke and debris in the air. As it clears, Ben Steven and Connie looks on at it, getting to his feet for a closer look.)
Turquoise: Steven! ( runs ) I heard a loud crash so I looked and thank god you're safe.
Ben: Looks like a - satellite or something...
Turquoise: what is it?
Ben: ( to turquoise) look at this!
Turquoise: oh my god!
(ground beneath Ben and the crater crumbles, Ben screaming as he falls in.)
Connie: Ben are you okay?!
ben: yes!
( As he gets to his feet again, he looks at the pod, with it opening to reveal the ominously glowing Omnitrix Steven gasps in shock he gets his phone out and takes a picture of it.)
Steven: I'm posting this on Facebook! ( puts his phone away)
Garnet: Steven! Are you okay?
steven: look! ( points at the watch)
Ben: A watch... What's a watch doing in outer space?
garnet: wait...
(Ben smiles to himself, stepping closer to the pod. )
Garnet: ( uses her future vision) BEN WAIT!
Steven: Ben stop!
connie: SNAP OUT OF IT FOR GODS SAKE!
turquoise: don't touch it it might be a bomb!
( outstretching his arm to pick up the watch. As he does the Omnitrix leaps from the pod and onto his wrist, latching itself to Ben.)
Connie Steven turquoise and garnet: BEEN!
Ben: ( panics) Ahh! Get off me! Get off, get off! Steven connie garnet!
steven: let me help you! ( grabs on the watch and tugs on it he grunts and screams as he turns pink ) GET OFF OF HIM NOW! ( turns back to normal ) I give up!
Ben: oh never mind let me do it! ( struggling with the watch on his arm, falling over, and climbing out of the crater, screaming.)
garnet: Ben!
steven: let me Help me help you!
Ben: ( runs) Grandpa! , pearl , amethyst!
(Back at the trio's campsite.)
Max: Hm. Ben's and his friends been gone a while. Well... I guess he can't get into too much trouble out here.
Pearl: well turquoise or peridot and lapis heard a loud crash she ran to the woods!
Gwen: Unless he wound up bear food. (Max turns to Gwen) Hey I can dream can't I?
( In the woods)
connie: please ben hold still! ( gets her sword out and screams Steven stops her )
Steven: are you out of your cotton picking mind?! Your not going to chop his arm off!
garnet: Ben you'll feel sight pain. ( garnet grabs his arm and grabs the watch)
connie: stop garnet!
steven: stop it!
Turquoise: let me do it.
garnet: ( let's go)
ben: ow!
turquoise: ( uses her metal powers as she grunts ) come on!
Steven: wait a minute it's not metal...( gets a Branch) here!
Ben: thanks! ( trying to pry the watch off with a stick, before it breaks, leaving him hopeless at getting it off.)
Steven: well that sucks!
Garnet: I have a bad feeling about this.
connie: we need to tell the diamonds!
Ben: (pressing the button on the Omnitrix)) Woah. (glanches around before the a silhouette appear) Cool!
Connie: wait hold on! We need to know what this thing is!
ben: come on it's not going to light me on fire!
(Ben looks down at the watch, and his eyebrows raise before pressing down the emblem. Finding himself in a void, Ben sees himself transforming.)
Heatblast: (Ben) what the?!
Connie: oh no!
(Heatblast screaming in the forest.)
Heatblast Aaah! I'm on fire! I'm on fire! Garnet turquoise Steven help me!
Connie: I'm calling the ambulance! ( gets her phone out ) no no no my phone is dead!
(Ben begins to calm down.)
Heatblast: Hey..Guys. I'm on fire -and, I'm okay... Check it out. I'm totally hot. (Ben snickers at his own joke)
Steven: holy god this is incredible!
garnet: ( takes her Glasses off ) and you don't feel any pain?
Heatblast: no this is so amazing steven!
(Ben turns to see a tree behind him that he can practice his new abilities on.)
Heatblast: Oh yeah, uh huh. Here goes!
(Slinging his wrist, Ben shoots a fireball out of his hand, blowing a branch off the tree entirely.)
Heatblast: That's what I'm talking about.
garnet: okay that's enough...
(Between his hands, Ben creates a larger fireball.)
Heatblast: 'Liking it!...
(Ben slings that fireball through, not one, but 3 trees, causing a fog of smoke around him. Ben's smile drops as he sees the fire created by him spreading to other trees.)
Steven: oooh crap.
Heatblast: Wait! Stop! ... Uh oh.
connie: uh oh this can't be good.
(Ben runs to the fire, and tries stomping out a flame with his fiery feet, only for it to erupt into a larger one.)
steven: DAD PEARL AMETHYST JASPER HELP ME!
Heatblast: Oh man, I am going to get so busted for this.
(Max and Greg sitting by a campfire outside the Rust Bucket, as Gwen walks out, seeing the smoke from Ben's escapades in the distance.)
pearl: oh my god what's that smell?!
Amethyst: it looks like a fire.
Gwen: What's that?
Greg : ( hears Stevens screams of help ) Steven!
Max: (Getting up.) Looks like the start of a forest fire. We better let the Rangers' Station know. Probably some darn fool camper out there, messing around with something he shouldn't.
Greg: are you nuts my son is in there!
pearl: I wonder who did this!?
(Max and the gems pauses, before he and Gwen come to a realisation.)
Max Ben!
(Max quickly opens a camping-kit and grabs two fire-extinguishers, passing one to the gems Gwen.)
Max: Better take this!
Pearl: STEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVEEEENNNN!
(The trio run into the Forest towards the smoke overhead.)
Connie: hurry it's so hot I can't breathe!
Heatblast: I'm trying!
Connie: I'll die hurry up! ( Coughs Hysterically )
steven: connie!
(Ben continuing to try put out the fire unsuccessfully.)
Heatblast: This would be so cool, if it weren't so- not cool!
jasper: my diamond! ( puts out the flames )
(Gwen putting out fires by spraying the extinguisher. Up until she shoots it at Heatblast's back, causing him to turn around to look at her)
Gwen (Screams)
Steven: it's ben it's ben!
Heatblast: Look... I know I look weird, but there's no reason to be scared-
(Gwen clobbers Heatblast round the head with the extinguisher, knocking him down. When he tries to get to his feet, Gwen sprays his head, knocking out the flames around his rock-y body for an instant.)
Amethyst: what on gods name?!
Heatblast: Hey! (Coughs.)
Gwen: I don't know what you are- but you'll stay down there if you know what's good for you!
(Ben staying down, gestures to Gwen's shoe, setting a small flame on it with a chuckle.)
Gwen: Ow! (Hopping on one foot until she extinguishes the small flame) I warned you!
(raising the tool above her head to hit him)
connie: s-stop!
Heatblast: Don't even think 'bout it, freak!
Gwen: Ben? Is that you? What happened?
Connie: well uuuh... (Coughs)
Heatblast: Well, when I was walking, this meteor fell from the sky and almost munched me, except that wasn't a meteor or a satellite, but this cool watch thing that jumped up onto my wrist, and when I tried to get it off, I suddenly was on fire, only it didn't hurt when I was accidentally starting this mega forest fire. And now connies not breathing and she's suffocating!
Gwen: WHAT?!
Max: (Running up) Gwen, are you alri- (cut off as he sees Heatblast) What in blazes?
The gems: huh?!
Gwen: Hey, Grandpa, guess who?
Heatblast : (Waving.)It's me, Grandpa.
pearl: holy smokes!
jasper: what?!
amethyst: you got corrupted?!
Greg: holy cow!
Max: (After realizing that Heatblast is Ben) Ben? What happened to you?
Heatblast: Well, when I was walking, this meteor…
Gwen: (Cuts Heatblast off.) Um, excuse me? Major forest fire burning out of control, remember? And Connie slowly dying?
Heatblast: What do we do?
Max: (Thinking.) Backfire. Start a new fire and let it burn into the old fire. They'll snuff each other out. Think you can do it, Ben?
Steven: I'll take Connie to the rv to cool down she's burning up.
( Steven runs to the rv and goes inside and puts Connie on a bed)
connie: t-thanks Steven.
( Steven runs outside)
Heatblast: Shooting flames? I can definitely do.
(Ben runs a distance, before shooting flames into the fire.)
(A Yosemite Park Ranger comes across the burnt out forest.)
(Vilgax's ship is being repaired by drones.)
Vilgax: (To Drone Lieutenant.) What do you mean it's not there? This battle nearly costs me my life! -And you say the Omnitrix is no longer aboard the transport?
( Drone Lieutenant Sensors indicate a probe was jettisoned from the ship, just before boarding. It landed on the planet below.)
Vilgax: (To another nearby drone behind him.) Go. Bring it to me.
( to the purple gem )
the gem: ( looks around ) oh steven? Where are you...?
(Heatblast having just explained to Max, the trio eating marshmallows by the fire.)
Pearl: and you can't get it off?
Max: And you say that this watch just jumped up and clamped onto your wrist?
Heatblast: (Catches marshmallow that Gwen threw to him.) Hey, this time it wasn't my fault. (Eats marshmallow.) I swear.
Garnet: I know it isn't your fault...
lapis: yeah!
Max: we believe you, Ben.
Gwen:Think he's gonna stay a monster forever?
steven: then we'll take him to the diamonds.
Max: He's not a monster. He's an alien! (Heatblast and Gwen stare at him inquisitively) I, I mean… look at him, what else could he be?
peridot: so he's not corrupted?!
Heatblast: I don't wanna be 'fire guy' forever. How am I suppose to play Little League this fall if I charcoal the ball every time I catch a pop-fly?
Max: Don't worry, Ben. We'll figure this thing out.
(The Omnitrix beeps and Ben reverts to his human form.)
steven: Ben!
Ben: (Reacting happily while looking at himself) Ha! I'm me again!
Garnet: wore you okay transforming it looks really painful!
ben: well I started heating up!
Gwen: Aw, too bad. I liked you better when you were a briquette.
Ben: (Back to trying to remove the Omnitrix.) I still can't get this thing off.
amethyst: I'll help you! ( gets her whip out)
garnet: no don't!
Amethyst: it might be a bomb garnet!
lapis: it's not a bomb!
Max: Better not fool with it anymore until we know exactly what we're dealing with. I'll go check out that crash site. You guys stay here until I get back.
Greg: call me if you need me buddy!
( A pod shoots from Vilgax's ship above orbit, hurdling down to deep in the woods. Revealing itself as a gigantic robotic drone, it disintegrates the pod in the crash site, and shoots smaller
(flying drones to find the watch.)
(Ben playing with the Omnitrix.)
Lapis: uuum Ben?
mystic quartz: cam we ask ya something?
Ben: Huh? I wonder what this does..
Gwen: (Surprises Ben.) Caught ya! (Laughs.)
mystic quartz: are you kidding me your interrupting me!
gwen: well mind your own business!
Ben: (Mimicking Gwen's laugh.) Very funny, like your face.
Gwen: Grandpa said not to mess with that thing.
Greg: look kid we don't know what this think is deal with it!
Gwen: ha okay greg!
Ben: Yeah? So? What's your point?
Gwen: Your parents drop you when you were a baby?
Ben: Come on. You can't tell me you aren't a little bit curious what else this thing can do?
Gwen: (Looks at camera.) Not in the least.
Ben: You sure you're related to me?
(Max observes the crash site.)
Max: (Looks at a piece of metal debris.) I don't like this one little bit.
(Ben explaining to Gwen about the use for the Omnitrix.)
steven: I'm going to call green diamond and ask her what this thing is...
Ben Look, Steven if I can figure this thing out, maybe I can help people. I mean, really help them. Not just, you know, make things worse.
pearl: like us?
jasper: there's no gem monsters we are fine!
Gwen: So, what did it feel like going all alien like that?
Ben: It freaked me out at first. It was like I was me, but it was also like I was somebody else.
Garnet: well I'm a fusion I'm a ruby and a sapphire at first it felt wired and I'm proud of myself.
Ben: ooh...
(the Omnitrix pops up, showing more silhouettes as Ben touches it)
ben : Hey, I think I figured out how I did it. Should I try it again? Just once?
Gwen: I wouldn't.
Steven: go ahead!
greg: I won't tell max.
Ben: No duh, you wouldn't.
chalcedony : go ahead...
(Ben activates the Omnitrix and finds himself transforming into Wildmutt.)
Wildmutt: (Roars.)
Gwen: (referring to Wildmutt after transformation) Eww! This thing's even uglier than you are normally! Bow wow, put a flea collar on this mutt.
Chalcedony: ( screams in horror) oh my god it looks like a corrupted gem!
steven: oh my god!
Mystic quartz: oh my goodness...!
Wildmutt: (Roars.)
Amethyst: he can't talk!
Gwen: And no eyes? What good is this one? It can't see. (comes up with a plan to hit Wildmutt with a stick)
Steven: gwen!
(As Gwen swings towards him Wildmutt senses it, and dodges by jumping onto the top of the RV)
Amethyst: whoa!
Gwen: Okay. So maybe it's not a total loser. (Wildmutt jumps in front of her, slobbering) Ew, two words: 'breath', 'mints'.
pearl: rude!
(Wildmutt kicks dirt at her and stalks off)
Steven: Ben where are you going?!
greg: Schtu-ball! ( runs after him)
Gwen: Get back here! Ben! I'm gonna tell Grandpa that you turned into some freaky-animal-monster-thing and went swinging around the forest when he told you not to! (realizing what she just said) -Oh, this is a majorly weird day.
(Ben swings across from tree to tree before coming across one of Vilgax's drones, sensing it before it can shoot him down, he's able to sneak up and destroy the drone, ripping it to pieces. He times back into his human self, happy to have destroyed it.)
greg: Ben!
steven: I'm out of breath...
the gem: hello Steven quartz universe!
Steven: aaaaahhhhhh! Who are you how did you know my name?!
the gem: I'm Tiffany Stone! The most feared gem on homeworld!
greg: why are they afraid of you?!
tiffany Stone: aaahhhh welll...I SHATTER GEMS!
greg and Steven: WHAT?!
( Tiffany Stone begins to sing a love shattered gems)
tiffany Stone: oooh I know how much your afraid of me I know how you feel when your friends talk about your mom your pain, your past..!
but I can fix it! You can join me so I can shatter you...if you don't I will make it worse!
Green diamond doesn't help me she only cares for pink diamond and her crew!
i am evil, I am mean, I am corruptive, JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN MMMMMMEEEEEEEE!
If you don't I WILL MAKE THINGS WORSE! If you don't Join me! I love shattering gems! Please help me help you I will help your pain...soooooooo please join me! I love shattering gems! I know your mom ran away she had fallen in love with mr universe!
BUT! Your mom is pink diamond I knew her sense I emerged buuuut she did horrible things!
steven: ( turns pink) no no no!
Tiffany Stone: oh yes Steven imagine the pain you went through you want it to get worse!? Join me I love shattering gems! If yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuu don't You'll die!
greg: no!
Ben: Yes! (A second drone arrives, looking down at him.) Whoa. Not good...
Tiffany Stone: that your friend?!
steven: yes!
(As the drone has Ben in its sights, Gwen hits it with a shovel and saves Ben.)
Gwen: Ugh! Back off sparky! No flying tree-trimmer is going to hurt **my** cousin! (Hits the drone several more times.)
Ben: Never thought I'd say this, but am I glad to see you.
(The Drone gets sets on fire -and as Ben and the gems and Gwen run away- explodes.)
( greg and Steven run the gems catch them)
Pearl: guys what's wrong I heard you screaming your head off!
steven: it's a gem she wanted me to join her her name was Tiffany Stone..
pearl: TIFFANY STONE?!
greg: she's so pretty but she's evil!
(The trio of Tennysons and the gems sitting in the RV as Max scolds Ben for his behavior.)
Max: I was worried that you might get popular with that thing on your wrist. That's why I asked you not to fool around with it until we know what the heck it is.
Greg: look max I don't know what this thing is too.
Ben: Sorry, Grandpa... But at least I figured out how to make it work. All you do is press this button. Then, when the ring pops up, just twist it until you see the guy you wanna be. Slam it down, and bam-mo! You're one of ten super-cool alien dudes!
pearl: ooooooohhhhhhhhh...
Gwen: What about **staying** a super-cool alien dude and not transforming back into plain old pizza-face?
garnet: gwen!
Ben: I kinda- haven't figured that part out yet.
Max: With a device as powerful as that watch clamped on you, my guess is we better help you learn… fast.
Ben: Alright!
peridot: I guess so...
Ranger: (Over radio.) Mayday! Mayday! Somebody help us! We're under attack by some sort of - I know you're not going to believe me, but… robot and a crazy lady!
Pearl: Robot?!
garnet: lady?!
connie: who?!
steven: Tiffany Stone!
Ben: Sounds just like those things that attacked me. Must be looking for the watch. Those people are in trouble because of me! I think I can help them.
Mystic quartz: yeah!
Gwen: Uh, you? What are you gonna do about it, Tennyson?
(Ben looks down at the Omnitrix.)
(Ben, Gwen, and Max greg and the gems goes into the woods for Ben's transformation.)
Ben: (Primes Omnitrix dial.) Yeah. (Starts turning Omnitrix.) Eenie, meany, miney… (Skipping over the ones of Ghostfreak and Stinkfly, selects the silhouette of Diamondhead.) Here goes!
(Ben presses in the Omnitrix and transforms into Diamondhead.)
Lapis: wow!
Gwen: (Referring to Diamondhead) So what can this guy do?
(Clenching his fingers.)
Diamondhead I don't know, but I bet it's gonna be cool.
lapis: peridot fuse with me!
( peridot nods her head and dances with lapis forming turquoise)
garnet: you look amazing!
( garnet begins to sing a duo)
garnet: I can tell,
we've got an awful lot,
in common,
even though,
we look as different as can be!
We don't even have to try,
to see things eye to eye,
it just comes to us, naturally!
Come to think of it I think we fit together,
playing cat and mouse won't get us, very far!
There's no need to feud and fuss,
when it isn't really us,
Let's you and me be who we are.
We're a duo,
a duo,
a pair of lonely ones who were meant to be a two!
Oh, a duo,
it's true-o,
wherever we go, we're going me and you!
No matter what now we've got one another,
we'll be be there to pick each other off the floor!
Anytime you're feeling glum
count on me to be a chum!
Turquoise: If ya get an gem attack,
I'll be there to hit em back!
Garnet : Now who could ever ask for more!
Oh stop, oh stop, no, don't stop.
More, more, we're friends and that's what friends are for.
Together: We're a duo,
a duo,
a pair of lonely ones who were might to be a two.
Oh, a duo,
it's true-o,
if we're ever in a stew,
we know we can make it through,
'cause you've got me and I've,
got, you! Yes sir!
garnet: let's go!
(Vilgax's gigantic drone attacks a campsite full of RVs.)
Diamondhead: (After seeing the giant robot.) Looks like papa robot this time. (To Grandpa Max.) I'll get gear-head's attention, you guys get the campers to safety.
(Daimondhead's eyes glow, and runs towards the giant robot as it grabs park ranger.)
Diamondhead: Leave him alone! You want someone to pick on? Try me.
(Ben is blown away by the giant robot's blast and crashes with a nearby truck; gets out from the pile by his sharpened arm and examines it.)
turquoise: wow!
Diamondhead: Cool... (Attacks the robot but ends up being trapped under its legs.) Uh-oh, think I'm in trouble.
(Max and Gwen saves the ranger.)
Ranger: (As Diamondhead fights the giant robot.) What is going on here?
Gwen: You probably wouldn't believe me if I told you. Now come on.
(The ranger hesitates as Gwen Greg the gems and Max run off, but runs once the giant robot throws Diamondhead into his truck, just barely missing him.)
(During the fight, a stray projectile knocks a tree, and as it's about to hit Gwen, Ben's able to block it, by splintering it in twain with a spike pertruding out of his back.)
Diamondhead: So? We even?
Gwen: (Nods.) Even.
steven: wait...
Diamondhead: (As the robot grabs a hold of Diamondhead's arm.) Uh oh!
Amethyst: Ben!
steven: amethyst let's fuse!
(Diamondhead Struggles and destroy's the robot's hand, before he's flown across the site into storage.)
Smoky quartz: Ben I'll get you-( gets hit by Tiffany Stones nunchucks they yell out in agony)
Tiffany Stone: awww WHATS so funny you two? Want to take me out?
( Tiffany Stone begins to sing don't make me laugh)
Tiffany Stone: Don't make me laugh!
Don't make me laugh!
My funny friend,
Don't make me bend in half!
Don't be a card, babe,
Don't mess with Me!
Don't make me laugh so hard that you begin to ache!
Don't make me laugh,
Don't pull my leg,
May I suggest you would do best to beg!
If you say, "No", Guys,
If you refuse,
This is your notice that I refuse to lose
Say, "Yes", my loves, and go with a winner
Believe me: that would be wiser
Say, "No", poor doves and you're a doomed diamond
And your dads the appetizer
( smoky quartz runs away then Tiffany Stone pins them down smoky notices a shard of glass)
Get the picture?
Don't make me laugh,
Or slap my knee
I'm no hyena,
So Steven,
What'll it be?
Right this way to the Tiffany Stone Estate, or write your epitaph?
You choose your fate,
Don't make me wait,
And baby's.. don't make me laugh!
( smoky throws the glass at Tiffany stones head )
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
( Tiffany Stone poofs)
smoky quartz: ( panting) oh oh...o-oh god! ( shaking )
garnet: smoky!
Smoky quartz: I-I- I poofed her I'm out!
( smoky unfuses )
Max: (Referring to Diamondhead.) Ben!
(After unsuccessfully blocking the laser shot at him, knocking him down. Ben gets an idea, and gets back up.)
Diamondhead: C'mon. Burn one in here.
Max: Get out of there. Run!
pearl: please!
(Ben reflects the laser getting shot at him.)
Diamondhead: What comes around goes around. Let's see how you like it, ya techno-freak!
(Diamondhead cuts the giant robot in half with the reflected laser blast, destroying it.)
Gwen & Max: Alright!
steven: ( throws his shield )
greg: Steven!
Connie: you're okay!
Max: Way to go, Be-hhh (People stare at the two.) ...uh - Diamond-headed guy!
Amethyst: uuuh...
Jasper: sis you okay?
Amethyst: I'm fine...
Diamondhead: Oh yeah! Who's bad?! (Jumps up and down.) Yeah! (Gwen and Max Tennyson wave at him to make him notice people and shakes their heads in embarrassment.) Well, I… think my work here is done. (Jaunts away.)
Camper: (To people.) Who was that guy? (People look around and just shrug.)
(Vilgax having found out the failure to retrieve the Omnitrix.)
Vilgax: Failure?! Unbelievable! The puny Earth being that is keeping the Omnitrix from me- will soon hang on my trophy wall!
(Gwen and Max packing up.)
Max: Where's Ben?
Gwen: I haven't seen him since breakfast.
(XLR8 arrives back to the Rust Bucket.)
Max: Ben?
XLR8: Yup. -Hey, check this out! (Uses super-speed to break camp and pack the baggage in record time.) Pretty fast, huh?
(The Omnitirx times out; XLR8 turns back to Ben.)
Ben: I think this is gonna be the best summer ever.
Max: Absolutely.
Gwen: It's definitely going to be interesting. So, where'd you go anyway?
Ben: Just had to take care of a couple of things before our vacation really got rolling.
(Cash and J.T. is hanged on a tree by their underwear.)
Cash Murray: Dude. How'd we get up here?
J.T.: Uh, I'm not sure. It all happened so fast.
Cash Murray :Hey, somebody? Anybody? Little help up here, please!