After Funky Kong got the new surfboard from the Kong kids, Cranky came home and saw mascara on Funky Kong's face.

"Funky, my son. What happened to you? And why is mascara on your face?" Cranky Kong asked Funky Kong.

Funky Kong didn't want to respond, otherwise, he would start crying again. He didn't want to make Cranky feel upset for not answering.

"DONKEY KONG BULLIED meeeeeeeee!" Funky Kong cried as he started to sob on the wet wooden stairwell.

Cranky felt bad for his son Funky Kong, he is an obedient and respectful Kong and deserves good things.

"Nononono, don't cry my son, come here," Cranky Kong said with a sad look on his face while he began hugging his crying son.

Funky Kong let the mascara on his face drip down his shirt and ripped shorts.

"Geez! Why is there black water or ink on the floor, AND WHY ARE YOU HUGGING FUNKY KONG DAD?" Asked DK coming down the stairs.

"I've heard you're bullying Funky Kong for no reason over here. So admit the truth or you're grounded" Sad Cranky Kong.

For a split second DK was about to jump at Cranky for being a "bigger snitch" than Funky already was in his opinion.

"SO DID YOU?" Cranky yelled again.

DK: Um, hehe...no?

Cranky Kong: Funky, I know you're still upset. Just answer this, did he bully you like ALOT?

Funky[crying]: Yes…

Cranky: Kong kids, is this true?

All the Kong kids: Yes

Cranky: WELL DK, YOU HAVE A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO!

DK: Oh crap!

Cranky: OH CRAP IS RIGHT! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DK HOW DARE YOU TRY TO KILL DIDDY AND BULLY FUNKY KONG AND MAKE HIM CRY! YOU KNOW THAT IS DISRESPECTFUL AND HONESTLY, YOU CAN HELP IT! YOU JUST DONT WANT THE HELP!

DK: YES I DO WA-

Cranky: SHUT IT! YOU'RE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 9999999999999999 years! GET TO YOUR STUPID BUTT TO YOUR ROOM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

DK then ran into his room hastily and fast while Funky was still crying, and umm….well….

Viewer: TH WAS THAT?

NC: IT WAS DIDDY DIES 2

Viewer: ITS TEASH!

NC: YOU CANT EVEN SPELL TRASH BECAUSE YOU ARE TRASH!