"Ana!"
Kate rushed into our apartment as I was having breakfast. She was all excited. As usual.
"You'll never guess what happened!"
"You just had a meaningless one-night stand?" I speculated, speculativedly
"How'd you guess?"
Between you and me, I don't mean to imply that my closest friend in the world is easy-peasy, but the first thing she usually does in the morning is go home.
As it turns out, Kate was window-shopping at a pet store where she saw a very handsome customer going up one aisle and down the other. Feeling rather frisky, she decided to strike up a conversation with the man.
"Hi," she smiled. "How are you today?"
"Fine, thank you," he smiled back, and went back to strolling the aisles.
She stalked, I mean, casually followed him around the store.
"Do you like birdies?" she flirted.
"Why, yes, I do," he answered.
"How about doggies?"
"Of course."
There was a kind of awkward silence for a few moments, as they stood there. They were attracted to each other, but she wasn't sure how to take it further.
"So..." Kate finally said, coquettishly, "do you like pussycats?"
With that, the handsome man grabbed Kate, threw her on a bag of Kibble, and gave her the ride of her life.
"That was wild," Kate gasped when they were done.
Fortunately, the pet store was empty so they were able to lay there, basking in the afterglow.
After a while, the handsome stranger asked, "How did you know my name was Katz?"