Kate sure was surprised when her roommate Jose's deadbeat cousin Sy showed up at her doorstep yesterday morning and offered a thousand dollars to have sex with her.
"Well, what did you do?" I asked her.
"What do you think I did, Ana?" she answered. "I went shopping."
When Jose came home from work later that afternoon, Kate was busily trying on her new clothes.
"By any chance, Kate," he asked her, "did my cousin Sy come by today?"
"As a matter of fact, he did," she told him. "Why do you ask?"
"Well," Jose said, "he told me he'd drop by to return the thousand dollars I lent him last week."