In an alternate universe, José is married to Kate and in that parallel world men and women still have the same problems that men and women have in this actuality.
No, really.
So, one day, José is sitting in a bar, looking incredibly glum.
"What's wrong, pal?" the bartender says.
"I think my wife is cheating on me," José answers. "I had to go on a week-long business trip, so I hung a weight from the bottom of her bedspring just above a bowl of cream."
"And you came home and found cream on the weight?" the bartender speculates.
"Worse than that," José says. "When I came home, the weight had churned the cream into butter!"