In one of many quantum universes, Kate and José are married.
"Don't you wear the pants in your family?" the curious bartender asked José, continuing the previous story.
"You bet I do!" José bragged, puffing out his chest. "Why, just the other night she came crawling to me on her hands and knees."
"Wow!" said the bartender. "Then what happened?"
"She said, 'Quit hiding under the bed and fight like a man!'"