Back in the Fifty Shades universe we all know and love, Kate and José were driving to a nightclub for an evening of fun and flatulence when they were stopped at a police checkpoint.

When the police officer knocked on the window for Kate to lower it, she asked him, "Is there a problem, officer?"

The police officer swept the illumination of his flashlight into the car's interior.

"We're trying to find a child molester," he told her.

Hearing that, José piped up.

"I'll do it," he said.