Kate and José were out for a night on the town.
When they got to the bar, José noticed it was one he hadn't been to before.
"You'll love it here," Kate told him. "I come here all the time."
Once inside, another thing José noticed was that all of the chairs and barstools were numbered.
"What's up with that?" he asked Kate.
"It's a contest," she told him. "Every night, the bartender picks a number and the winner gets to go in the back and have sex with him."
José was taken aback.
"That sound like a scam," he told her.
"It's not a scam," Kate said. "Just this week, I've won four times."