SO SORRY! I meant to do this chapter earlier, but I had writers block. Now that it's finished though, please enjoy and here are some more reviews, I will comment on.

Guest: Oh my I love your story so far, it is very... Interesting to say the least. First crossdressing male fan-fic I've read and so far it's really good. Can't wait for your next chapter!

Thank you, and I did try to do something pretty much no one else did.

Guest: Hahaha

I did try to make this a humourous story.

Kaylafonseca1: its really good please continue

I will, and I did, your welcome ^-^

NOW ONTO THE STORY! -OfficialLightWarrior


Chapter 1: The 'Female' Host: Part 2

He didn't know what could be worse between the move and being a host, but so far being a host is far more worse than moving. He stared at the two guys in front of him, this was so weird. He wanted to die.

"So Danielle, what made you want to become a hostess?" One of them asked as the two guys smiled dreamily at him. He couldn't tell them the truth, it would probably increase his debt, but what should he say? What should he do? He suddenly thought of a story, but he wasn't sure if it would work, but the people here are stupid so it should work.

"So you came here for your parent's sake?" "Yeah, I didn't have much of a choice, I didn't want my parents to worry about me, it was luck on how my parents got the cafe shop. I wouldn't know on what to do if he didn't get that job, probably live on the streets." Daniel said quietly, looking down at the table.

When Daniel looked up he almost sweat dropped on the crowd surrounding the table, in tears. "That's so sad." One of the girls said tearing up. It didn't help that most of the hosts were in tears as well.

Suddenly he was picked up and being hugged by Tamaki making the teen squeak. "Don't worry Daddy will make sure you will never live on the streets!" Tamaki said hugging Daniel more making Daniel sweat drop and struggle. "Hey let go of me, AND YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!" Daniel said sending Tamaki into his corner.

"You'll get use to it." The small brunette said sweat dropping and walking over. "I guess I should tell you my name Danielle, I'm Haruhi Fujioka." He said before smiling causing girls to squeal. Daniel smiled back. "Nice to meet you Haruhi." This only caused the guys to aw at Daniel and for both him and Haruhi to be hugged by the twins. "You two are so cute." They said making Daniel and Haruhi sigh.

"Let me go!" Daniel said as he started struggling. "Hikaru, Kauru, let go." Haruhi said struggling with Daniel. "Awe." The twins said as their victims got out of their twin grip. Daniel patted his dress down as the others started making a fuss, he could even hear Tamaki talking about Haruhi having a girl for a friend to bring her feminine side out... Wait.. Haruhi is a girl!?

"Haurhi's a girl?" Daniel said making his mouth be immediately covered by the twins. "Of course Haruhi's not a girl.""Right Danielle." They said after each other looking down at him. Daniel gulped, nodding making the twins remove their hands from his mouth. He didn't know they were hiding Haurhi's gender, but why would they? He would have to ask Haruhi when they're out of this damn place.

He sat back down at his table with a quiet sigh and looked back up at his guests who immediately went back to asking questions about him, he picked up the jewel encrusted tea cups and put it up to his lips drinking the unusual taste of the tea. It was all, but normal as he glanced up seeing the guest just blush, watching him drink. It was beyond creepy for him, but he didn't say anything, fearing of getting his debt raised. When he thought about it how many guests would he have to entertain to reach his goal?

~Timeskip~

One word to describe this madness, awful. It was all so damn awful! He didn't know how long he could take this, but now his first day as a hostess was over, making him glad. He was about to leave till glasses stopped him. "We have some things to talk about before you leave." He said with a smile, making the teen nod quickly.

"It comes to our attention that you have found Haruhi's secret, if you want to be rid of your debt faster I suggest you don't say anything to anyone or there would be dire consequences, I do have one of the most powerful families in Japan." Glasses said with a smile as he pushed up his black glasses on the bridge of his nose. Daniel gulped and nodded, this guy was terrifying.

"W-Who are you exactly?" Daniel decided to ask. "Oh how rude of us Princess, we didn't introduce ourselves properly!" Tamaki said coming over to him. "I am Tamaki, Suoh, second year along with Kyoya Ootori." He started, motioning to glasses, or Kyoya. "You already know the twins, Hikaru and Karou Hitachin, first years along with Haruhi Fujioka. Finally there is Mitsukuni Haninozuka, or Honey-senpai, and Takashi Morinozuka, or Mori-senpai, third years." Tamaki said as the blonde child, which he figured was Honey-senpai due to the so called 'cute' nickname.

"Danielle-Chan, your dress has a stain on it." Honey pointed out, making Daniel look down. "I guess it does, but there is not a-""There's a spare uniform in the dressing room, you are free to use that one for now till your dress is cleaned." Kyoya said making the Twins grab onto Daniel's arms and drag him off despite Daniel's attempts to free himself.

"Change Change Change Change!" The Twins chanted as they tried forcing Daniel into the dressing room. "Gah! Fine!" He said going in and prevent the twins from coming in. Daniel sighed and took off the damn dress finally, but to his dismay there was another one waiting for him, why couldn't they have run out of girl uniforms and give him a guy uniform? 'They are probably more comfortable.' Daniel complained as he put his new dress over his head and slipping it on.

"Danielle, are you done?" The twins asked as the others waited outside for him to come out. "Yeah yeah." Daniel said opening the curtain, and smoothing out his dress. "Your other dress has been sent to the washers, which will add more to your debt." Kyoya said making Daniel sigh. "You didn't tell me how many guests I have to entertain to get rid of my debt." Daniel told them as he thought to himself on the ways he could hurt that Ootori character, but would never do. "Your quota is one million, like Haruhi." Kyoya answered for him as he saw Haruhi sweat drop.

"You may leave now, Miss Hideyoshi." Kyoya told the teen as he wrote in his black notebook of secrets, probably. Daniel sighed in relieve and grabbed his stuff and headed out as soon as he could, he could ask Haruhi about why she's there tomorrow, but now he just wanted to go home and lay in his bed without the dress on his body.


P.S, This story takes after episode 4, Attack of The Lady Manager