u/5739306/annie-jo-marie: So will Haruhi and Daniel have a relationship?

Well there is a chance, but to be honest I'm more of a yaoi fan.

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Chapter 3: Beware The Physical Exam!

I was confused as I walked through the halls the next day, every one kept talking about something happening tomorrow, I wanted to know what, but I had had to get to the host club before I'm late again. I also don't want them telling everyone I'm a guy and get kicked out of school. "Why did this have to happen to me?" I asked myself sulking again as I made it the doors of the host club where the others were waiting.

"Quick put this on!" The twins said forcing a kimono at me. That's when I noticed the host club was like a garden. I grumbled and went to the dressing room. I could already tell this was going to be a bad day.

I walked out of the dressing room as I finished. At least I wasn't to late since I was able to get in position right before the club started. "Welcome." We all said as the guests arrived. Everyone left to their own sections, I was pretty surprised how no other guys came today, but it's great! No pervs! I guess guys, not including the host club doesn't like flowers. I decided to check out the other hosts, the ones that came into view were the twins doing their incest act. It was annoying, how can girls fall for that... I can see why. The one who supposedly was Kaoru hurt himself and Hikaru kissed his finger in a seducing matter. "You have to be more careful Kaoru."

I'm not gay. I swear I'm not, but I can see why girls like the twins. Yet it just makes me want to get away from them. I then see Kyoya go up to them and talk about his scrapbooks of the twins, I perked up when he talked about having pictures of the other hosts as well. 'How does he have pictures of me!?' I need to keep an eye out for that glasses wearing sneak.

"Now we know how the club makes extra money." The twins said as the girls went around Kyoya wanting to buy all the scrapbooks from him. I sigh and go over to where Haruhi was who was with Mori and Honey senpai. I sat down across from one of the guests as they watched Honey Senpai make this green drink, I didn't know what and I didn't want to know. "Mitsukuni, you over did it." Mori told the small blonde making his eyes widen. I then caught sight of Honey Senpai starting to tear up making the girls take the drop and drink it and talk about having anymore would have been to much.

'This is stupid.' I thought as I got up and laid on the grass bored. "Daniel, Haruhi, what activities are you taking?" The twins asked as I was pulled up and pulled over along with Haruhi. "We should take French together." I rolled my eyes as they kept talking.

"I had it!" We heard Tamaki said and got out a chest. "Daddy wants you to be the girl you use to be!" Tamaki said to Haruhi taking out a picture of Haruhi in middle school while tearing up. "Hey! Where did you get that!" Haruhi exclaimed.

"Don't worry, she'll be found out eventually, especially since tomorrow are exams." The twins said. "Exams?" She asked. "It would also mean Haruhi won't be able to be in the club anymore." Honey said making Tamaki freeze up. "Wait, what about me, if people find out I'm a guy I'll get kicked out of the school!" I exclaimed. "Yeah, Daniel won't be in the club or school anymore." Honey said holding his bunny. Tamaki then stood up. "Men we need an idea to prevent Haruhi and Daniel from being found out!"

As the others discussed I saw Haruhi by the window. "If physical exams are tomorrow, then I will be found out. I guess I'll have to find another way to pay you guys back." She smiled. "She doesn't care." The twins said. "B-But don't you like the club?" "To be honest no." Haruhi said making an arrow stab Tamaki. "How are we suppose to get her to care?" The twins asked. Mori's eyes lit up somewhat. "Fancy Tuna" He said making Haruhi freeze and a glint appear in almost everyone's eyes. "That's right, you didn't have the chance to have some fancy tuna" Tamaki said. "It's such a shame if you were to stay in the club you could have all the fancy tuna you want." Honey said. "Guys I'm not so low to go that far to try some tuna." Haruhi said sweat dropping and smiling nervously, till she looked away. "Would I really get some fancy tuna?" She said making most of the others grin. "Then it's decided we'll put our plan to action!" Tamaki said.

School was over and who knows what the host club was doing, Haruhi and I were allowed to leave and that is what we were doing. I was walking with Haruhi to her place, even though I would love to get out of this dress as fast as I can, but I would love to see where she would live. Besides we were going to do homework together and I get to meet her dad. "So what do think is their plan?" I asked Haruhi making her shrug. "Probably a dumb one." She said going in front of an apartment complex. "So this is where you live? Cool." I said as she smiled slightly and walked in making me follow her.

Her place was small compared to mine, but it was cozy. I took off my shoes and looked around her place more. "My dad won't be coming for another hour, so let's begin our homework." Haruhi said leading me to her room. "Let's get started!" I said sitting down and taking my work out as she did the same.

We got so much work done in an hour, I can't believe it was so easy with other people helping. I could do the rest at home now with ease, but that wasn't the point of us stopping, her dad came home. "Haruhi! I'm home!" We heard from outside her room. "Come on." She said getting up and heading out. I packed my bag before standing up and going to meet her father. "So this is your friend Daniel, my he is adorable in that dress." The woman said to me... Wait Haruhi's dad is a transvestite?!

"So should I call you Ms. Fujioka?" I asked sitting around the table with Haruhi and her dad. "Oh please, just call me Ranka." He said smiling and waving his hand. "Okay, Ranka." I said as I put my hands on my lap. "You two kids didn't do anything while I was gone did you?" He asked making both Haruhi and I's eyes widen. "No way! I'm gay." I said before I can stop myself. "I was just joking." Ranka giggled. "It was fun, but I have to head home." I said standing up, bowing before heading to the exit. "Come by any time Daniel!~" Ranka waved. "See you tomorrow Daniel." Haruhi said sweat dropping.

~Time Skip brought to you by twincest~

"So is there anything special in physical exams?" I asked as the Twins, Haruhi and I walked through the halls in our uniforms. "Why would it? It's just like any other exam." "Makes sense." Haruhi said as the Twins went and opened the door revealing a line of guy doctors on one side and female nurses on the other making me sweat drop. "This is just a formality sense everyone here already has their own private doctors, this is a business and it's the school's job to make the kids here happy." Kyoya said pushing up his glasses. "So what is your guys's plan?" I asked looking up. Kyoya hummed and looked down at me. "First enjoy the show." He simply said making me look over at the Twins stripping in front of everybody making me sweat drop on how much the girls swooned. I then noticed Honey and Mori dressed up as doctors and shushing me as I looked. "Is any of this part of the plan?" "No, this is revenge from earlier, it was before you got to the club yesterday." "Oh."

I couldn't help but wonder what the revenge plan was, but that was soon answered when Tamaki came out wearing a brown wig when the nurse called out for Haruhi. I tried so hard not to laugh, the twins beat me to it as the girls even asked what Tamaki was doing. He yelled at the twins for the backfired plan before going back to where Haruhi was... Probably, she disappeared a while ago. That answer was also seen when Haruhi turned white. "Haruhi's mad at me." Was what I could make out from his whispering. "Come on, the twins will take you and Haruhi to your physical." Kyoya said as one of the twins grabbed hold of me and ran off along with Haruhi.

We were put down in front of a pair of doors as the twins ran back. "The Host Club is plain strange." I said. "I agree." Haruhi said as she opened the doors. "Oh Ms Fujioka and Mr. Hideyoshi, I have been informed on your conditions so you may get undressed on opposite sides of the room, there are curtains to make sure you have privacy and I will have you both take turns on who I do." The female doctor said before Haruhi and I went to opposite sides of the room and behind the curtains.

I heard the doors open and thought nothing of it, it was to quiet though. Soon the doors slammed open or closed making me peek out of the curtain seeing the host club kick a perverted looking doctor near Haruhi, I saw Tamaki kick the man into the wall, breaking it. I wanted no part of it and shrunk back behind the curtain and continued to take the dress off of myself, but I couldn't help, but listen to the man's story about his wife leaving him with his daughter and he was looking for Ouran High school for his daughter.

"This is Ouran Academy, not Ouran High School, you're in the wrong school." I heard Kyoya say, or something like that, I could only imagine what was happening, but I wanted my physical done, and I knew nothing would be done with them here so I just sat down since I was only in my underwear... I just realized how weird this was for me since the doctor is a female. "Kyoya, get a map of all the school's in the surrounding area, I want to help this man find her daughter." I heard Tamaki say.

I pretty much wanted them to leave, it was getting on my nerves and I was already cold. "I don't think going to his daughter's school will make her forgive him." "Who knows, that will be him to find out." Tamaki said. "Okay, but can you guys get out" Haruhi say. "W-What why, are you still mad at me?" I heard Tamaki say. "No, but I still need to take my physical exam and so does Daniel." I heard her say making me peek my head out. "I agree, get out you pervs." I stated bluntly. "We are not pervs!" Tamaki exclaimed. "Then why are you still here unless you have some intentions?" I said smirking.

They finally left after I have called them perverts and a short argument between me and Tamaki, and soon the exams were over, but I still had to wear this stupid, yellow dress! Tomorrow is Saturday so I can handle it for the rest of today, till I get home.

Hi guys, Light Warrior here just to say that the next chapter may or may not be double the length of normal chapters since it's about Daniel's weekend. That's all, tell me what you thought of the chapter (favorite part, quote, etc.) and if you want me to continue, it helps alot. Also this may be the only story that will go against my update schedule because I can't wait to write more.

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