u/5739306/annie-jo-marie : Gah! Poor Daniel. But I'm happy Haruhi got some time to herself! It is a little weird that they didn't invite her to anything.

Well it was a guy sleep over and they didn't think to do so since they had Daniel. You could say Daniel is another Haruhi for them XD But Daniel is not Haruhi. There will be more Daniel to come, more things you'll know about him soon. Eventually I plan to make the story continue after all the anime episodes and you never know I could make some chapters over 4000 like the last one.

Guest: Great chapter, quick question: is Daniel going to be in a relationship with Haruhi or one of the host boys or renge really soon or you're going to make a OC of your own. Anyway can't wait to see the next chapter real soon.

Well you'll have to find out on your own, but probably one of the hosts.

u/3549269/crazyman90 : so there is no Haruhi and Daniel pairing in this fanfic?

Yup no Daniel x Haruhi

u/5485896/scarlett-key : I think seeing him hang out with the twins or tamaki will be fun (since there are too many Kyoya fanfics) but all in all who ever you chose it'll be great. I also am interested in seeing him look more boyish soon

Well thanks and who knows, Daniel might not ever cut his hair or look like a boy.

u/8039378/Kitty-Supreme : He should hang out with the twins! Lol

Okay, that's 2 votes for the Twins and 1 vote for Tamaki so far. Also now Nekozawa is available for choosing now, yay! Another thing the next chapter won't be the hang out chapter so there will be time for you all to decided who Daniel spends the day with.

Chapter 5: The Twins Fight!

Do you know how hard it is to pretend to be a girl and host guys? Well it's pretty hard because of one reason, sexual harassment. I already had two guys trying to touch me in unknown places, which got them kicked out. Kyoya even made it a rule to not touch the female host anywhere on the chest and from the waist and below. It made me pretty happy to be honest. Maybe I can get through a day without a guy touching me. Maybe.

"Let's play the which one is Hikaru game!" I heard the twins say as they entertained their guests. They wore matching hats an were grinning as the girls laughed. "So can you tell which one is Hikaru?" The twins said in sync. "Well it's hard to say." "You're identical." Their girl guests said. "Many ladies have tried to tell us apart, but none have succeeded." The twins said.

I just roll my eyes and went back to being a hostess to guys I want to hurt. "That's the dumbest game I ever heard of." Was what I heard Haruhi say. 'I couldn't agree more.' I thought as I smiled making guys blush.

"What? Do you have a problem with it Haruhi?" The twins asked her. "No not really I just don't understand why you two are so popular." She said to them. I can disagree with Haruhi on that one. "That's not really nice." They said to her before going to either side of her. "I'm disappointed." "Apparently, you don't understand the merits of having a pair of twins as members of the host club." The twins said before starting their explanation on their position in the club. "Listen up. Having a couple of good-looking guys with homosexual tendencies earns the club high points. It also helps that the two struggle between their attraction and their friendship." "And in our case, because we're twins, our relationship is taboo and therefore more intriguing." They said.

They then went to one of their guests. "Besides who hasn't fantasized about twins? Having two loves are better than one don't you think?" One of them said as he lifted the girl's chin making her blush and pass out. I simply just rolled my eyes at them. "Who would want to have you two as lovers?" I asked making them turn towards me. "I don't find either of you attractive." I said making them pout as somehow I managed to be standing. "You're so mean Danielle." They said pouting. "But since you're cute we'll forgive you." they said hugging me as I felt my face grow hot. "Don't call me that, and let go!"

I struggled in their grasped as they kept hugging me till I heard the door slam open. It gave me the chance to slip away as Tamaki ran over with his computer. "Hikaru, Kaoru! When I gave you control of the club's website, I did it so on one condition that you take it seriously." He exclaimed to the twins. "We do take our job seriously, boss. In fact we worked on it till dawn." The twins said to him. "Is this what you worked hard to create!?" Tamaki exclaimed putting up naked pictures of Haruhi... and Me!? I immediately went over to see. "You two look great Daniel and Haru-chan." Honey said as they looked at the pictures as well.

"Tell me when!" Tamaki asked. "Huh?" The twins asked. "When did you take naked pictures of Haruhi and Daniel!?" Tamaki exclaimed before imagining something. I on the other hand was getting flushed and irritated. I looked at Haruhi who was pale and obviously dazed, I was ready to kill a pair of twins. "You bribed them, didn't you?" Tamaki accused. "You're imagining things. It's obvious that the photo's been altered." "It was photoshopped?" Tamaki questioned as he was pale. "We did a pretty good job, huh? We've got some major photoshopping talent." The twins said grinning at Tamaki. "You idiots! That's a waste of your skills! Have you no shame? But if you're going to do it anyway, can you photoshop Haruhi into this idol photo book? Hmm, please?" Tamaki asked as he showed the twins this flower girl magazine type thing on his knees. as I noticed Haruhi's soul leaving her body. It didn't help now that I was positive I was in a pervert club.

"Don't be ridiculous, boss. Why don't you just ask her if she'd wear an outfit like one of those?" The twins said to their boss. "I never thought to ask her." He said to himself before standing up and going over to Haruhi. "What do you think about this, my dear?" He asked her.

Suddenly the twins went both sides of me. "So Danielle, what do you think? You look cute huh?" The twins asked grinning. "You perverts! Even if this is photoshopped how dare you even do such a thing!" I shouted at them. "Delete now!" I ordered them. "Sorry, we can't, if we did it would take so long." They said making me more irritated. "Then stop making pictures like this of me!" I shouted walking off. "I agree with Danielle." Haruhi said after she made Tamaki go to a corner all white. "What do you guys take me for, anyway?" She continued. "Well isn't that obvious? You two are our toys." The two said making me stop in my tracks.

"I am nobody's toy you got that!" I told them as I clenched my fists. Suddenly an unfamiliar voice was heard making us turn our heads to a door that appeared out of nowhere? "You want a toy? Toys... toys... If you like toys, then you should come and visit my black magic club. We've opened a marketplace that boasts black magic items from across the globe. We're also holding mass around the clock. If you visit right now, I'll even throw in a free curse doll. You could have Belzenef as your free gift." I sweat dropped looking at the head of the guy. Plus I kept wondering if the door has always been there. "Why is he talking to us through a crack in the door?" I heard Haruhi say. "Wait a second. Has that door always been there?" The twins asked, reading my mind. "Who the hell is that guy?" I asked.

Soon after my question was answered by Kyoya. "Nekozawa senpai likes to hide. He doesn't really care for brightly-lit places." He said writing something while holding a clipboard. "Don't get involved with that guy, If you do, you'll end up being cursed." Tamaki said as he was suddenly very close to both Haruhi and I making us both jump back. "D-Do you have any basis for that?" Haruhi asked. For me I didn't believe in curses. "I don't believe in that black magic stuff." I simply said waving my hand as I looked to the side. "You should, this happened during final exams at the end of the last school year. Oooh, it's terrifying just to talk about it." He said as he still had that scared look on his face. "On that fateful day, I accidentally stepped on that weirdo Nekozawa's cursed doll, Belzenef. Afterward, I took my exam and the entire test was written in some strange lettering. I looked at the others around me for help and I realized I knew none of them. I was all alone in a different dimension!" He exclaimed. "Scary!" Honey said hugging his stuffed bunny.

I looked around to see if the others felt the same, Haruhi was, she looked terrified. "Did that really happen to you?" She asked. "Of course not, there has to be an explanation for it." I said crossing my arms. "I did happen!" Tamaki said to me teary eyed in his scared expression. "That only happened because you were so scared you accidentally walked into the beginning Greek class and took their exam." Kyoya sighed. "No! It was a curse! I know because three days later, I woke up and my legs were as heavy as lead! Just how do you explain that?" Tamaki asked Kyoya. "Your legs were heavy because you ran a marathon the day before, remember?" Kyoya said to him pushing his glasses up.

"You shouldn't underestimate the dark powers of Berzenef, the curse doll. All you have to do is write the name of someone you hate on his back, then that person is certain to come face to face with misfortune." The weird guy said holding a wooden cat doll. I didn't believe it at all. Soon I heard the twins talking. "Wow, this guy really is dark, in more ways than one." The one with the lower voice said. Yes I've been trying to learn how to tell them apart lately and the voices are my only clue. "Supposedly he hates bright lights. I wonder what he'll think of this." The higher voiced twin said before the two smirked holding a flashlight. "Don't" I told them. "It'll be funny." They said grinning before shining the flashlight making Nekozawa jump out of his skin before running off to his club while screaming 'You murders!' to the twins before the door shut behind him.

I looked over and saw Tamaki with his mouth open in shock and fear. "How on earth could you do such a thing? Obviously the two of you don't know the true terror of black magic." He said with his hands on both sides of his face. But he was given a response that made him upset again making him go into the corner. "I am so bored. Isn't there anything fun we can do around here?" The twins asked as they went and sat in two chairs near a window making me sweat drop. "My dignity as the club's leader is being ignored." Tamaki sulked as he curled up in the corner.

Soon they both waved at Haruhi. "Hey, Haruhi, we've got a favor to ask you." They asked her. "What is it?" She asked walking over to them. I was curious so I obviously went over as well. "The next time we get a day off can we come over to your place to hang out?" They asked her. "It would be nice to come over again." I said making them all look at me. "You've been to her house?" Tamaki asked. "What's it like?" He asked me as Haruhi rolled her eyes. "Why would you want to do that?" She asked the twins. "We're curious. We want to see where you live." They answered her. "No way." She said. "Aw you let Daniel go to your house, why not us? Pretty please?" They asked going on either side of her. "Because he doesn't make fun of me like I know you two will." She said. "No matter how much we beg you?" "No way." "I too have been thinking that it's about time I pay my respects to our beloved Haruhi's family." Tamaki exclaimed as he was back to his dramatic self. "No way in hell, senpai." She said making him go back to the corner. I was having fun watching this to be honest. I was pretty close to laughing out loud.

"We can settle this with a game. If you can't pick up which one of us is Hikaru, then your penalty will be the two of us coming over to your house later tonight. Okay, so which one of us is Hikaru?" The twins grinned as they put on matching, green hats. Great I couldn't tell anymore, but obviously she chose correctly. I wanted to leave. "Hey Kyoya, can I leave early?" I asked the shadow king. "Well seeing it's almost the end of the club, very well." He said to me making me grin and run off. Or walk quickly since I was still in this freaking dress! I didn't get far till Renge came. "Awesome, this is just perfect. Our beloved Haruhi is in the middle of a beautiful, yet poignant four-sided romantic relationship. And to make it even more exciting, two of Haruhi's admirers are twins torn apart by love. Just the thought of it could make me eat three bowls of rice." She about the twins.

I rolled my eyes and left the room, but stopped in my place hearing the twins. "Sex pikie!" "Sicko!" "Your mama wears too much makeup! That's it! We're over!" Oh god, the twins fighting with each other. This can't end well, oh well I'm already out the door so it's not my problem now.

~Timeskip~

When it was the next day I walked through the halls to my first class. I was glad I didn't have the twins since I didn't want to be involved with their fighting. I spent the period in peace, despite the many stares I got from guys. 'Just five more minutes till lunch.' I thought as I tried to control my anger. I could already feel my hunger gnawing at my stomach commanding it to eat something. I had leftovers from my mom's dinner so It'll be good. I can't wait. I ended up watching the clock waiting for lunch to start and when it did I raced down the hall for lunch. From there I saw the twins with different colored hair. "I'll have the A lunch. No, give me the B pasta and the D salad!I'll take the F capellini with the barbarie duck! Hold on, make it a foie gras in perigueux sauce!" They said in unison. "Stop copying me! Why don't you just leave me alone?" They growled at each other.

I sighed and saw Haruhi and walked over. "Amazing. Perfect unison even when fighting." She said shaking her head. "I know right, so who's who?" I asked because I have to know. "Hikaru is the one with the pink hair while Kaoru is the one in the blue hair." Haruhi answered. "Strange, I thought Hikaru would have the blue hair and Kaoru have the pink hair." I muttered to myself as I watched the two bicker. Soon the doors opened making me look over to see the other hosts. "I was wondering what all the fuss was about. I can't believe the two of you are still fighting. You're a disgrace to the host club." Tamaki said as they were grouped up. I rolled my eyes, but I saw girls with hearts over their heads. Typical.

Soon I saw honey go in between the two brothers. "We've had enough of this. You're both to blame for this fight. Hika-chan and Kao-chan, I want you to make up and go halfsies on this cake, 'kay?" He said taking out a cake from no where. Mmmm cake. "But I want to have a piece too. So I guess we're going to have to go thirdsies. We're not going to be able to split the strawberry on top, though." Honey continued. I sweat dropped as the twin's auras started to darken. "What should we do? Maybe I should just take it. After all, strawberry is all my favorite. Oh, I forgot to ask. Hika-chan, Kao-chan, do you like strawberries?" I than watched as Mori took Honey away. "You're just making it worse. Leave them alone." He said to him. Wow I never heard Mori speak before, he's always so quiet.

Tamaki then came over noticing us, but mostly Haruhi. I feel soooo much love, note the sarcasm. "Oh, Haruhi! How do I expect to run into you in the dining hall?" He said happily. "I was worried about those two. So, I followed them here without even thinking. I always bring a box lunch and I was just gonna eat it in my classroom." Haruhi said before leaving Tamaki. I followed her. "Hey Haruhi, Danielle, you wanna sit here with me?" Hikaru asked us sitting down. "Okay." Haruhi said as we both sat down. I guess this was fine, but I could feel the jealous stares of other girls... Oh right, I almost forgot I was posing as a girl here. "So what'd you two bring for lunch?" Hikaru asked us. "Yesterday's leftovers and a rolled omelet." Haruhi said. "I brought grilled cheese and well leftovers from last night's dinner." I said opening my lunch box. "You wanna switch with me Haruhi? I had to order something different than Kaoru, so I ended up with stuff I don't really like." He said taking Haruhi's lunch and switching it with his own. "That's fine with me." She said picking up the fork and tasting it. It looked like she really liked it... Now I want some. "Well played, Hikaru. As a reward, I'd like to trade you my lunch for your box lunch." Tamaki said grinning. "No way." "Come on, trade with me." "Forget about it." Hikaru said to Tamaki.

Soon I heard a chair move on beside me making me look over at Karou. "Hey Danielle, how would you like to taste mine?" Kaoru asked scooping up something with a spoon. I guess it couldn't hurt to try it so I opened my mouth to take it, not even thinking. "Here. Ah.." Kaoru said moving the spoon towards my mouth before Hikaru butted in eating it instead. "Quit butting in. Get lost, Kaoru." He said with the spoon in his mouth. A glint shown in Kaoru's eyes as he threw mashed potatoes at Hikaru only for Hikaru to use Tamaki as a shield and a glint in his eyes. Soon I sighed as they started throwing stuff at each other. "I think I'm gonna go eat in my classroom after all." Haruhi said taking back her boxed lunch and leaving. "Take me with you." I whined before she left the dinning area making me take my lunch and stay there.

After lunch I was walking through the halls. The others left to their classes and I had a free period surprisingly. When I went around the corner I paused seeing the twins talk to each other normally, no arguments or anything. "What?" I asked out loud making them look at me. Before I knew it I was taken by them to an enclosed place. "You two aren't fighting!? You were faking it? Why?" I exclaimed. "We were bored.' They simply said. Then they grinned. "You better not tell anyone else about this, you don't want Dodo to get ruined, do you?' They said as Hikaru took out Dodo making my eyes widen. "How did you get him, give him back!" I said reaching for him, but they put him out of my reach. "you can have him back after we're done 'fighting.' Okay?" They said to me making me clenched my fists. "Fine." I growled. "Oh and if you tell the others you'll never see him again." They added making me growl more. "Now you can go to class, bye Daniel!" They said grinning as I walked off grumbling. 'Those bastards.' I thought as I went outside in the gardens for my free period. My time was cut short when Mori and Honey came and Mori picked me up carrying me off making me pound on his back. "Hey! Let me go! Where are you taking me!?" I asked. "We're having an emergency club meeting." Honey said before they headed to the club.

I grumbled as I was seated in a chair as the sun started to set. Great, school's over. "Looking at the numbers, if the situation isn't resolved, I'm afraid we're going to have to stop offering our brotherly love package. We're down one pair of loving brothers. Oh, Haruhi, I just want you to know there's no reason for you to feel responsible. Even though it was your tactless comment that started this whole feud between the twins in the first place, right?" Kyoya said with a smile making me shiver. I felt bad for Haruhi.

"It's weird for Hika-chan and Kao-chan to be fighting like this. It's never happened before. Honey said. 'Maybe because it's an act.' I thought to myself crossing my arms. "They've never fought before?" Haruhi asked. "I've known Hika-chan and Kao-chan since we were in preschool. We weren't in the same year, so I never really got to talk to them. But I remember that the two of them always played together."Honey said playing with his bunny. "Yeah, that's true. I mean, I've only known the twin since they were in middle school, but they definitely stood out. It seemed like they kept everyone at a distance except each other. Believe it or not, they were even more warped back then. When you stop and think about it, maybe this fight is a good thing for them. Maybe it means that the twins are expanding their horizons a bit. We should just leave them alone and let them work it out." Tamaki said smiling. 'If they knew they were acting he wouldn't be saying this.' I thought as everyone left for their homes. I can't believe those bastards would take Dodo, that's stealing!

~Timeskip again~

"Don't you guys think that maybe it's time you give up all this fighting? It's driving me insane." Tamaki said annoyed as we all came to the host club the next day seeing the twins throwing stuff at each other. "What'd you say? It's driving you insane? You've gotta be kidding me. How do you think I feel right now? Every time I look in the mirror, I see his face. I'm sick and tired of constantly being mistaken for you, Kaoru! The truth is I hate your guts!" Hikaru shouted at Kaoru, liar. "You took the words right out of my mouth. In fact, I hate you so much I bought this, Belzenef, the curse doll. I'm going to complete the curse, Hikaru. I'm going to write your name on his back. From this day forward, you're going to experience nothing but misfortune and sorrow!" Kaoru said taking a marker and writing on the doll.

Suddenly I saw Haruhi run over and punch both of their heads. "Would you guys knock it off? What do you think you're doing? You don't bring something like this into a petty fight. Both of you are at fault here but what's really sad is that you brought everyone else around you into your big mess! Now apologize to each other! If you don't make up right now, I'll never let you come over to my house. Have I made myself clear?" She told them as they were on the ground with slight tears in their eyes. Suddenly they smirked. Those bastards that was their plan as well, to go to Haruhi's. "So then what you're saying, Haruhi, is that if we make up, we can come over to your place?" They said standing up and putting their arms across each other's shoulders. That's when they hugged each other. "I'm so sorry, Kaoru. Even though I was just following our script, I said such awful things to you. I'm not fit to be your brother." Hikaru said to Kaoru. "Don't say that, Hikaru. I was so worried. I couldn't live with myself if I ever thought I had hurt you." Kaoru replied. "Kaoru, I'll never let you go again." "Hikaru."

I could feel my eye twitch at the scene. I just wanted Dodo back. "You gotta be kidding. You mean you guys were faking it this whole time?" Honey exclaimed. "We didn't have anything else to do. We were bored." The twins said grinning. I noticed Tamaki and Haruhi on the floor, Haruhi was white like a ghost. "Twins with too much time on their hands... are the devil." Tamaki said as the twins stuck their tongues out at them.

~Last Timeskip for this chapter~

"I'm so glad they made up." One of the girl guests said as they were in the club. I stood annoyed as they did their game again. "Okay, it's time to play the "which one is Hikaru" game." They said as they had their hair the same wild colors as of yesterday. "I know, the twin with the pink hair is Hikaru." One of the girls said giggling with the other girls. "We have a winner!" They exclaimed smiling. "So are you two gonna keep your wild hair color even though you've made up? It's much easier to tell the two of you apart now." Another girl asked them. "No, it isn't. Today, the pink one is Kaoru, and Hikaru's the blue one. You swapped colors for today, huh?" Haruhi asked walking by with her books as they watched her go silently.

I stormed up to the two of them. "Okay, you two made up now, give me back Dodo!" I ordered them making them snicker. "You're so cute Danielle, fine you can have your dog back." They grinned giving me back my stuffed animal. "Thank you, and never do it again!" I yelled at them walking off hugging the stuff animal close, ignoring the aws and the blushes the girls and my male guests made.

~Note~

For now on I'm using this site for the script of the actual anime for the story line chapters. If you want you can use it for your fanfictions on well any other anime. It's anime transcripts . wiki spaces .com (without the spaces.)