Kate, José, and Ana were enjoying drinks one afternoon, when the conservation turned to the natural endowments of their significant others.
"My Elliott's penis is so big it graduated from Harvard a semester before he did," Kate told her friends.
Well, José couldn't be outdone, so he said, "My lover, Crocket's penis is so big it has better credit than I do."
"Well... Christian isn't quite so generously endowed," Ana admitted, "but when he gets an erection, twelve canaries can stand on it."
After a few minutes, Kate must have felt guilty, because she said, "Sorry, guys, but I exaggerated. I love Elliot, but his penis barely made it through middle school."
That got José to thinking about the meaning of life, so he told his two friends, "I must admit, I stretched the truth as well. Crocket's penis has lousy credit."
"Well, I wasn't totally honest, either," Ana confessed. "When Christian gets an erection, the twelfth canary has to stand on one leg."