Poor José.
The ever competitive Kate Kavanagh accidentally broke his jaw in an arm-wrestling match gone wrong. She punched him in the mouth with her free hand, you see. Needless to say, she won the match.
José?
Well, he ended up in the E.R. of the hospital with his jaw wired shut. Now he's forced to eat through his rear end. The good news is, he's used to taking things up the butt.
When he was released from the hospital, Kate took him home to care for him, because, well, she felt somewhat responsible, although she would deny that in a court of law, if she had to.
"Kate! Kate!" he called out through clenched teeth his first morning back home.
"What?" she said, putting down her nail file. She could barely understand him.
"Coffee," he mumbled, painfully. "Coffee."
So she poured coffee into the feeding tube the doctors stuck into his Hershey Highway. All of a sudden, he starts kicking and jumping around.
"Is it too hot?" Kate asked him.
"No!" José grunted."It's too sweet!"