Kate and José were downtown one evening, walking to a nearby restaurant after participating in the city's annual Running of the Penguins, when a masked man jumped out of an alley and robbed them!
At gunpoint, the potentially violent thug ordered the two of them to remove their valuables and lay face down on the pavement.
Poor Kate.
She got confused and laid down on her back.
"For Christ's sake, Kate!" José yelled at her. "Turn over! This is a robbery, not an office party!"