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If Aizawa expelled…
Chapter seventeen: The kung-fu tower
The audience that had been summoned by the Realmcrafter Talespinner69 had just finished watching the sixteenth realm where Aizawa had expelled a different one of his students that are in class 1-A. Also, Dabi had just kicked Endeavor in the gonads, and as a testament to this the flame hero, with his hands protectively covering his still hurt down under, had a look of clear pain on his face as his legs were crossed.
"Why?" Hizashi cried, "Why did I have to lose the radio station in that realm? Why?"
"Because Aizawa-sensei has had a tendency to jump the gun in expelling us," Kyoka pointed out dryly, "And the expulsions always lead to some manner of bad end, due to either the expelled student not being there when they were needed, said expulsion leading to at least one other person getting killed somehow, or a whole heap of trouble for people in Japan at large. Also, a lot of the expulsions have a tendency to have some really bad timing."
As a lot of the people in the audience talked, Kotaro said to Tale, "What do you make of the last realm that we've just watched?"
"Personally, I'm surprised someone was able to make to make that realm where Sato was expelled," Tale replied, "I mean, nothing against him, but Sato doesn't give those of my kind a lot to work with. It doesn't surprise me that his flare for making baked sweets played a heavy factor in that realm."
"Wait, what?" Sato said from where he sat.
To Sato, Tale explained, "Yeah, my kind don't have a whole lot of material to work with when it comes to you, Sato. Compared to most of your other classmates that are in 1-A with you, you don't stand out all that much."
As Sato contemplated what he had been told, Kotaro said, "Yes, well anyway we got the next realm in the lineup ready to play."
"Come on, Aizawa's last girl," Mirko said, "Let's see the realm where Aizawa's last girl gets the boot from UA!"
Folding her arms over her chest, Kyoka said in a dry tone, "Geez, I'm glad that there are some folks here who are actually looking forward to seeing me getting expelled." Everyone turned their attention to the big theater screen as the seventeenth realm in the current show started up for them to see.
...
(If Aizawa expelled Mashirao Ojiro)
"Huh, so I'm next, am I?" Ojiro in the audience said, his tone showing piqued interest.
"Yeah, and let me just say that I'm actually interested in where this one will go," Tale remarked, "I mean, no offence but you give my kind less to work with than Sato does."
As Ojiro sulked in his seat over being told by the Realmcrafter how he gives little to work with, Aizawa said, "Does this mean there's a chance that nothing will come of me exp-"
"Given the trend established thus far," Kotaro interrupted, "Probably not."
It was a lovely enough day at UA, the top hero academy in Japan. Aizawa, who is the homeroom teacher for class 1-A, was making his way to the very class that he taught in. Also, Aizawa was accompanied by Hizashi and Mirio, as both were going to be helping the man with a presentation in class.
Mirio, with a look of concern on his face, said, "Aizawa-sensei, why did you expel that Ojiro guy again? What exactly was it that he did?"
Sighing in a resigned tone, Aizawa said, "Actually, he didn't do anything that I'd personally expel him over. It was actually Nemuri nagging and pestering me into booting him from UA due to how she hated how plain Ojiro came off as. I honestly only did it to shut Nemuri up."
"I expelled Ojiro because I allowed Nemuri to browbeat me into doing it?!" Aizawa in the audience exclaimed, "And it was all because she didn't like him due to viewing him as too plain?! What in the cinnamon toast fuck kind of reason is that?!"
Turning to face the eighteen only hero, Ojiro said in a dry and sarcastic tone, "Well gee Nemuri-sensei, I'm glad to know your opinion of me now."
"I swear I'd never do that for real!" Nemuri declared, "I'm less likely to do that than Juzo is to fart in Yaoyorozu's face while she's asleep!"
"Thanks for reminding me of that!" Yaoyorozu and Juzo called out in annoyed unison.
Giving Aizawa a questioning look, Mirio said, "Seriously? You allowed Nemuri-sensei to do that? And also expelling Ojiro like that comes off to me as a blatant abuse of power."
"Well hey, the boy stood out next to not at all," Hizashi remarked as he, Aizawa and Mirio reached the door leading into the classroom. Opening the door, Hizashi went on as he and the others walked in, "I'm sure that there's nothing to WHAT IN THE NAME OF VISHNU HAPPENED HERE?!" Hizashi deviating midsentence like that made Aizawa and Mirio both turn to look into the classroom, and what they saw shocked them.
There was a huge hole in the wall where the windows were located, and by huge hole in the wall there actually no longer was a wall. The desks were scattered and busted, and all of Aizawa's students were laying about horribly beaten or otherwise injured.
The guys all rushed into the classroom, where Aizawa helped Izuku into a sitting position. The green-eyed boy gave his teacher a tired, spacy, apologetic look. "I'm...I'm sorry, A-Aizawa-sensei. They took *COUGH* *COUGH*...they took Eri."
"Bad men took me here?" Eri in the audience said in a scared tone, sounding very much worried about what might happen to her here, "And what's worse is that they hurt Izuku!"
"I have a bad feeling that I'm somehow connected to the people who kidnapped Eri here," Ojiro said, "Given that this is the realm where Aizawa expelled me."
"Eri's been kidnapped?!" Aizawa exclaimed, "And what do you mean 'they'?!"
"P-People calling themselves the kung-fu winners," Uraraka said weakly over where she was being propped up by Hizashi, "A group consisting of a bunch of stereotypical martial art users like what you see in cheesy kung-fu flicks from the 1970's."
"The leader of the group said that he had a score to settle with Ojiro kero," Tsuyu said, "So he and his followers busted into here and kidnapped Eri, telling us to tell Ojiro to go to the kung-fu tower located on the edge of town if he wanted to get Eri back." Weakly trying to stand up only to stumble and be caught by Mirio, Tsuyu added, "We weren't able to tell them that Ojiro is no longer a student here, so they busted into here for nothing."
Looking around at all of his injured students, Aizawa spotted Himoko Toga, a former villain who was placed into a reform program after she and a few other villains had been caught in a recent sting operation; by Nezu's word, Toga was placed in 1-A, filling the void left by the booting of Ojiro. The former villain was poking Mineta in the right cheek.
"She was placed in my class again?" Aizawa in the audience remarked.
Nodding in confirmation, Tale said, "Seems so. I think it was bought up how Toga somehow ending up in your class is something of a recurring idea among those of my kind."
"And I couldn't protect Izu-kun from the cheesy 1970's kung-fu movie bad guys," Toga said in a sad tone, "I am so sorry, Izu-kun."
Walking over to the villain turned UA student, Aizawa said, "What are you doing, Toga?"
"Trying to wake up the midget who's jealous that both me and Uraraka-chan are crushing on Izu-kun," Toga replied, "He's not waking up, though."
Aizawa knelt down, checked Mineta really quick. "...Mineta's dead, and I'd say from the looks of it that it's due Mineta getting hit in the head by some rubble from when the wall was busted. Yeah, that's probably what did the deed."
"I DIED?!" Mineta in the audience exclaimed while some of the other UA students proceeded to laugh at his expense.
"And me and Uraraka-chan are forming a harem around Izu-kun?" Toga remarked, "Wow, I can't say that Izu-kun doesn't deserve a harem. He really is the best." At this, both Izuku and Uraraka began blushing heavily out of embarrassment, but for different reasons.
Getting up, Aizawa called Hizashi and Mirio over to him. "Well UA's been attacked, all of my students injured with one even being killed, and Eri's been kidnapped. Looks like we're going to have to go to that kung-fu tower place and make our way to the top, because the leader is bound to be at the top, and rescue Eri."
"Why not fucking gather a bunch of pro heroes first and lay siege to the place?" Bakugo asked as he covered his left eye which was bleeding with his left hand, "Or better yet get a bunch of attack helicopters and pro heroes who can fly and just go right up to the top of the tower with no need to enter the damn place and work your way up?"
Turning to face Bakugo, Aizawa explained, "Because Bakugo, the logic of pro hero society is held together by duct tape and begins to unravel at the slightest bit of scrutiny."
Folding his arms over his chest, Aizawa in the audience said, "The me on screen basically had just described most of the realms we've seen so far."
"And what the hell happened to my left eye?" Bakugo said while gesturing to the big screen.
Shrugging, Kaminari said, "Since the one wall in the classroom was totally busted, I'd say you might have lost that eye. Given that Mineta was killed, I'd say you only losing an eye is getting off pretty damn lightly."
To Hizashi and Mirio, Aizawa said, "Well...I say that we've got no choice but to recruit Ojiro for this, given that the leader has a grudge against him. Ojiro might also be able to shed some light on what all is going on."
"You're going to face Ojiro after you expelled him because Nemuri basically made you give him the boot?" Hizashi asked.
Nodding once, Aizawa said, "Yeah, it's going to be rather awkward. But we're clearly going to be needing Ojiro for this." Turning to face Mirio, Aizawa went on, "We're going to need you for this as well, Mirio."
Giving the underground hero a thumbs up, Mirio said, "You can count on me, sensei!" The third year student then took off with Aizawa and Hizashi as soon as Recovery Girl and other UA staff all entered the room to tend to the injured students.
...
After they had picked up Ojiro, Aizawa's group made their way to the kung-fu tower, which looked like a multi-story tower from a cheesy 1970's kung-fu movie. "...Yeah, this is just like my rival from my martial arts class to do," Ojiro said as he looked up at the tower.
Gesturing to the big theater screen, Ojiro in the audience said, "Yeah, I do have something of a rival in the martial arts class I was in, but they'd never do something like this. We have a bit of a friendly rivalry going."
Face palming, Aizawa said, "...This is going to end up like one of those very cheesy 1970's kung-fu flicks that keep being mentioned. I can just tell."
Without further fanfare, Aizawa entered the tower with Ojiro, Hizashi and Mirio following along behind him. The first floor was just one room, in the center of which was a black bear wearing a sleeveless version of Ojiro's hero uniform, which Ojiro got back from Aizawa and Ojiro was currently wearing it. The bear, which was standing on its hind legs, opened its eyes and saw that it had visitors.
"Ah, I see I have my first opponents," the black bear said.
"Holy shit that kung-fu bear can talk!" Hizashi exclaimed as he pointed at the bear.
Shrugging, Aizawa said, "Maybe he has a quirk. I mean, it wouldn't be the first time we've met a quirked animal." Turning to face Hizashi, the underground hero said, "Or have you forgotten who our boss is, Hizashi?"
"That's actually a good point," Toshinori in the audience said. To Nezu, Toshinori asked, "Are there any other quirked animals out there?"
Shrugging, Nezu replied, "None to my knowledge. Although if there was such a case then I'd love to meet them."
Assuming a stance, the black bear said, "If you wish to go up to the next floor, you must first defeat me in combat first. But I must warn you, humans, that I will not be an easy foe for the lot of you to-"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Hizashi screamed at the black bear while using his quirk, cutting the black bear off and hitting him with a soundwave so powerful it threw the black bear through the wall and outside behind the tower, where the black bear hit his head on the side of a dumpster and was knocked out.
Aizawa, Ojiro and Mirio all looked at Hizashi with dumbfounded looks. "...We...We were supposed to defeat him in martial arts, Hizashi-sensei," Mirio pointed out somewhat quietly.
"We are heroes, not kung-fu guys," Hizashi pointed out in response, "We have our own way to tango with baddies that we fight."
Gesturing to the big screen, Hizashi in the audience said, "The versions of me that we see in these realms tend to vary in their level of competence."
Nodding in agreement, Aizawa remarked, "Yeah, taking the bear out like that was a smart move all things considered."
"Now we can see our alternative selves make their way up the kung-fu tower and reach the top to save Eri-chan!" Mirio declared, drawing a happy cheer and some clapping from Eri herself.
...
The group made their way to the second floor of the tower, where a really fat guy wearing only gi pants waited. "Oh ho!" the fat guy said, "You have made it past the first floor. No easy feat, I grant you that." The fat guy then spread his legs a bit, placed his hands on his knees before stomping his feet a few times like a sumo wrestler.
Giving the group a challenging stare, the fat guy said, "But I'm a different story altogether! Let us see if your kung-fu is stronger than-"
"Combo-Breaker!" Aizawa exclaimed, cutting the fat guy off and ran right at him. When he got within hitting distance, Aizawa swung his foot up into the fat guy's hidden treasure, the hit being a critical blow that floored the fat man.
As the fat man writhed on the floor in pain while covering his lower horn with his hands, Aizawa looked to the others and said, "That ought to keep him down until we get Eri out of here and call for backup." Hizashi, Mirio and Ojiro all nodded in agreement as they proceeded to the next floor of the kung-fu tower.
"I defeat one of the kidnappers by doing to him what Dabi did to Endeavor?" Aizawa in the audience said in a surprised tone.
Smirking, Mirko said, "I'm guessing that the Mirio boy will get to shine next, as I bet that the boss is on the floor after and the boss has a beef with the Ojiro boy, so the two of them will be duking it out."
Gasping weakly as he pointed at the big theater screen, Endeavor said in a pained and squeaky voice, "...That wasn't fair."
...
Aizawa and his group made it to the third floor, where they encountered an old man dressed like an elderly kung-fu master. "I see you have made it to the third floor, young ones," the old master said, "But I have been honing my body through kung-fu since long before any of you had even been born. This is where your tower climbing ends, I'm afraid."
"I got this," Ojiro said to the rest of the group as he took out his smartphone and opened the file where he kept photos. He scrolled through some photos that had his former classmates in them, and came across one featuring Izuku. Turning the smartphone around and showing the photo of Izuku to the old master, Ojiro said, "You see the boy in this photo?"
The old master, shooting a wry look at Ojiro, remarked, "What does that broccoli boy have to do with anything?"
"This is Izuku, who is my boyfriend," Ojiro said, "That's right, I am romantically involved with another boy."
"Why the hell is Ojiro claiming that he's romantically involved with me?!" Izuku in the audience exclaimed out of embarrassment.
"I'd like to know that as well!" Ojiro cried out, sounding similarly as embarrassed.
As for Gran Torino, he proceeded to laugh as he kicked his feet. "Hoo boy, I can see where this is going since I've associated with other elderly folk like myself! A good thing I'm a hell of a lot more tolerant than other seniors!"
"You're a homosexual?!" the old master exclaimed, clearly sounding like he was one of those kinds of old people who very much look down on same-sex relationships, "You disgusting little piece of trash! Why, back in my day I would join the lads in hunting-" The old master stopped short when, due to getting so mad and red in the face as he chewed out Ojiro for supposedly being gay, he clutched his chest with his right hand as he held his left hand out. The old master then fell over dead.
Putting his phone away, Ojiro said, "Whew, a good thing my lie worked."
As the group looked at the dead old master, Aizawa said in a dry tone, "Congratulations Ojiro, you just killed an old man."
"And you let a prostitute boss you around," Ojiro shot back with equal dryness.
Shrugging, Aizawa replied as he held his hands up in a gesture of conceding things, "Fair enough." The group then proceeded to go further up the tower.
"Ah haha hahaha!" Gran Torino in the audience laughed while pointing at the big theater screen, "He made a homophobic old man die from shock by lying about being gay! Priceless!"
"And he implied that I'm a prostitute!" Nemuri exclaimed in an indignant tone.
Turning to regard Nemuri, Aizawa said, "One, given the way you dress and often come off to people as, Ojiro regardless of realm cannot be blamed for thinking such a thing. Two, you got him kicked out of UA in this realm, so shut up."
...
On the fourth floor, Aizawa's group encountered a woman dressed like a stereotypical Chinese female martial artist. "I am the fourth foe of the kung-fu tower, the token girl of the group," the girl said, "But I must warn you." Taking off her coat and tossing it aside, the girl said, "I am more able to fight by taking my coat off!"
"You aren't the only one who powers up by stripping down!" Mirio declared, "Behold!" In one swift fluid motion, Mirio ripped off everything he was wearing, leaving himself in the buff. The rest of the group looked at Ojiro wide-eyed with shock as the third year UA student stood there in nothing but his birthday suit.
"AHHHHHHH!" Kyoka in the audience screamed, "Mirio-sempai is naked again!"
In a resigned tone, Tamaki said as he gently face palmed, "Of course Mirio in this realm would find an excuse to take all of his clothes off."
"...I'm getting flashbacks to back when Mirio-sempai single handedly defeated all of us aside from Bakugo and Todoroki because those two didn't take part," Yaoyorozu commented, a hint of mild horror in her tone as she remembered the naked sempai defeating her and most of the rest of class 1-A.
The kung-fu girl, as she saw Mirio's stark form, went red in the face from embarrassment right before she cried out, "Ahhhh! Pervert!" The girl then ran to a window and jumped out of it, just to get away from the naked guy.
Luckily for Aizawa and the others, they only saw Mirio from behind, so they weren't treated to a full frontal assault. "...Mirio put your clothes back on," Aizawa said dryly.
"Can't," Mirio replied, "I tore my clothes too badly to wear them again." Before Aizawa could object, Hizashi forcefully removed Aizawa's long-sleeved black shirt and handed it to Mirio with the instructions to use it to make a make-shift thong. Mirko tied the sleeves around his waist so that the body of the shirt covered his butt, then pulled the body up and between his legs and pulling it up through the sleeve belt.
Mirio, now effectively wearing Aizawa's shirt as underwear, said, "Alright, I'm ready to go when you guys are."
"Nemuri is going to pay for my dry cleaning," Aizawa swore to himself as he muttered while he and the rest of the group proceeded up the tower.
"Why my shirt?!" Aizawa in the audience exclaimed.
"And why am I going to pay for the dry cleaning?" Nemuri asked as she crossed her arms over her chest.
...
A now shirtless Aizawa, leading the rest of the group, got to the fifth and top floor of the kung-fu tower, where a chubby blonde white boy was waiting, with Eri standing a few feet behind him. "Ah Ojiro, you have made it," the white boy said, "Now I can get my revenge for you beating me in our martial arts class all the time!"
Pointing to the white boy, Aizawa said, "Ojiro, you know this boy?"
"He's some spoiled rich white boy in my martial arts class who thinks he's a hell of a lot better than he actually is," Ojiro explained, "He's also a bit of a sore loser."
"But I shall be a winner soon!" the white boy said, "For you see I-" The white boy was cut off when the wall to the right hand side of Aizawa's group exploded, and looking out where the wall had been fully busted down, everyone saw Ryukyu in her dragon form flying in the air, roaring into the top room of the kung-fu tower.
Mirko hopped off of Ryukyu's back and into the room, where she dealt a reverse roundhouse kick to the side of the white boy's head, knocking him out. To Aizawa's group, Mirko said, "The Midoriya boy that Ryukyu's girls in your class are friends with called in about what all had happened, so a bunch of police and pro heroes have the tower surrounded and we're in the process of rounding up everyone working in this tower."
"So while Hizashi, Mirio, Ojiro and I had to go through a bunch of crazy shenanigans," Aizawa in the audience began, "Midoriya called in to get us some backup." Letting out a resigned whistle, the underground hero said, "Yeah, I'm glad that I have Midoriya in my class."
"Well I'm glad to hear that you appreciate having my son as a student," Inko stated, "He's always been a good boy."
"Yay Izuku!" Eri cheered, making Izuku blush a bit out of embarrassment.
As Aizawa collected Eri, Ojiro said, "Well now, since we've taken care of..." Ojiro stopped short with a look of mild disgust on his face as he caught the whiff of something foul. Sniffing a few more times, Ojiro said, "...What the hell is that smell?"
Mirio, with a mildly embarrassed look on his face, sheepishly said, "Umm, well when Ryukyu made her entrance just now, it scared me so much that let's just say I'm glad that I'm wearing something akin to a diaper."
Aizawa, Hizashi and Ojiro all looked at Mirio, with Hizashi saying, "What do-"
"Nejire's pro hero mentor literally scared the crap out of me," Mirio said as straight and dryly as he could manage.
In the audience, a number of the audience members were laughing, with Mirko exclaiming, "Hot damn, Ryukyu! You made that buff boy shit himself!"
"And on my shirt!" Aizawa exclaimed indignantly.
"Heh heh," Hizashi chuckled sheepishly, "Sorry about that, Sho."
...
Down on the ground outside the kung-fu tower, Aizawa, Ojiro and Hizashi, after Mirio got himself cleaned up and dressed, met up with some other pro heroes. Aizawa even spotted Nemuri, but that was due to how Nemuri was with Emi who of course was naturally drawn over to the still shirtless Aizawa. "Hey Shouta," Nemuri greeted as she and Emi were approached by Aizawa and Hizashi, "How was-"
The eighteen only hero was cut off when a very irate Aizawa punched her in the face. Pointing right at Nemuri's face, Aizawa growled, "I'm going to have Ojiro reinstated into UA, he will be put back into class 1-A, and you will leave him the hell alone."
Nemuri, who was more scared than anything due to how very clearly steamed Aizawa was, said, "B-But there's already twenty students in-"
"MINETA DIED!" Aizawa shouted angrily, cutting Nemuri off. Calming down a bit, Aizawa added, "Also, you're going to pay for my dry cleaning, because Mirio shat on my shirt."
Over where the big three stood around a white tarp that was covering something, Tamaki lifted it up to look at what was under it, only to drop the tarp after he saw what laid underneath. "Hot damn, Mirio!" Tamaki exclaimed, "What the hell did you eat last?"
"Three dozen buffalo wings with extra sauce," Mirio replied casually.
Aizawa and the other pro hero teachers all heard the conversation between the big three. GIving Nemuri a look so pissed that he looked like he was radiating killing intent like Stain, Aizawa told Nemuri, "Forget the dry cleaning! You're getting me a whole new shirt!"
Sighing in defeat, Nemuri replied, "Yes, Shouta."
FIN
As the theater screen went dark, the audience as a whole was still laughing their asses off, although a few persons weren't all too amused by some parts of the realm that had just finished playing on the screen. "...So me expelling Ojiro leads to Mirio using my shirt as a diaper," Aizawa said dryly, "Good to know."
"And Sho is justified in making Nemuri owe him a new shirt," Hizashi said, "Given the details of what happened to his one that Mirio used, there's just no saving it."
Looking to Tale, Kotaro remarked, "You know, for one of Aizawa's students who doesn't provide a lot to work with, Ojiro had a good run here."
Nodding in agreement, Tale said, "Yeah. Gives me hope that the others who haven't gone yet will will have decent runs themselves."
END OF CHAPTER
Author's notes;
Yeah, this has been the Ojiro chapter for this story, and to be honest I got a hell of a lot more out of Ojiro than I had been expecting. At this point, only Kyoka, Shoji and Mineta haven't gone yet, so that means we're drawing close to the end here. Anyway, does anyone wanna take a shot at who will be next on the proverbial chopping block?