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Chapter 2 : What the hell I've done ?!

So I accepted her proposition.. And now what?

When we were finally back I said ''yes'' to learn Megumin's explosion skill but she defended me to use that magic without her to supervise me.

Is it that dangerous ? And do I even need to ask myself that silly question ? Of course it is, only a idiot would think otherwise..

I kinda regret adding that skill to my card member.. I can't imagine myself losing consciousness because of it.. Or even worse, being injured.

Anyway, yesterday when we were coming back to Axel she said something along those lines just after I give her my approbation.

''Now that you get the skill let's practice already !''

An anticipating over excited smile spread on Megumin face, like a certain expression she would do when exploding things is involved

Witnessing that, I Immediately grab by the collar the tempered demon that was already ready to cast a deadly spell.

''let me go !''

She desperately try to escape my grip but because of her tiny frame the effort is totally fruitless, only reducing her to agitate her arms up and down instead.

''We are in the middle of the town you know ? You gonna kill everyone!''

Megumin stop her attempt to run away from me after few seconds, considering she calmed down I release her.

''you're always spoiling the fun''

The little red demon turn back to face me, seemingly bored to not have the opportunity to decorate the surrounding with an explosive giant mushroom cloud.

Why do we have this crazy girl in the team already ? She is not very versatile, very weak physically And if only she was sexier that would compensate all the lack of qualities..

That would be awesome since Megumin is cute after all, if she were to get more breast size she would really become one of the most prized girl in town.

…...

The time I was lost in my thought Megumin's bored face disappeared, replaced with her usual neutral expression.

''Okay then, tomorrow I'll teach you, for now make sure to not use it or you'll die''

So that was her last warning just before we part way ... since that was already nigh time I came back to the barn where aqua was already sleeping. The night was uneventful and as the day arise the only out of ordinary detail to mention is an annoying back pain, surely caused by what I use as a bed

As today I'm looking for Megumin, she is probably at the inn so this is where I gonna search first.

While I'm headed toward it, I cant help myself to think that its wasn't a good idea in the first place..

The usual people are here, sitting in a corner of the room drinking or just chatting around, I quickly spot a hungry red clothed girl that really stand out compared to the other adventurers.

Why hungry ? Her stomach's gurgles can be heard at least at 20 meters put round.

Megumin quickly lift her head that was reposing against the wooden table and as I approach, she began to look at me with puppy eyes.

Tss, if she think she can fool me.. , even the face she is making will not be enough to waste the money I was planning to use to finally find a proper house to live in.. At least I'm not gonna trow it away in a bottomless walking stomach like her.

''Hi kazuma.. where are the others?''

Megumin mumble weakly as I sit to her left, avoiding on purpose to look at her face full of despair and starvation.

''Aqua is looking for money and darkness is still training at her parent's house''

I resume what i know quickly, reposing my head on my hands, taking support on the table.

At my response she sigh heavily and proceed to bury her head between her arms like someone would do if they were to assist to a boring math lesson.

''I'm hungry..''

The starving demon voice come out of between her closed arm more weakly than before.

I can't believe it.. I've wake up early just for her.. I mean ... I woke up early for the promised ''training'' and then, all I see is a starving inoperative girl that is not ready to teach me anything at all..

''You don't have any money from the cabbage hunt? ''

As I question her, Megumin raise her head once again.

''Aqua asked me to lend her some''

That useless deity.. What I generously gave her yesterday wasn't enough? How greedy is she?!

But still, this isn't my problem.. I cannot keep up wasting my money or I'll be as hungry as Megumin.

''Please Kazuma.. I'll do anything..''

No way I said I will not-

Wait...Wait

She said what I believed she said ?

''Anything ? ''

I ask, feeling an amused smile coming across my face. Megumin nod, seeming not to understand what ''anything'' would mean for me.

This is not good, she is too careless, too innocent, If it keep up she'll be in trouble...

You know what. I have an idea, lets play a trick on Megumin ... that'll teach her to not say those words anymore.

''Okay then.. let me kiss you''

I stammer, invading her personnel space, slowly but dangerously closing the gap separating our faces.

My heart is beating way to fast for this little prank.. this it what it give to be enclosed in my bedroom all the time, not socializing at all .. anyway, she will soon move back disgusted or whatever..

''…...''

At least she should

All I see for now is a brown haired flustered girl, her eyes shining with expectation, surprise and more dangerously, not backing up

Wait ! Wait ! Wait ! How desperate this red demon is ?! And what even I am doing ?! Its like I'm drawn to her face by now, like if I were attracted to it.

Ours lips gonna touch.. I can't believe it.. how it ended up like that ?!.. There still time ! I can still cancel that masquerade.. But

''Mmn''

A soft texture.. slighly wet, as if the sensation was spreading in my whole body .

The red witch closed her eyes, for me it was impossible since I wasn't even considering the idea of even doing something that... awesome..

So... that what my first kiss looked like . and it was with megumin .. of all person I didn't expect to go for a childlike appearance heroine. The only reaction ringing inside my head is like

''What the hellll I've done?!''

Before the kiss was just more than a slight brush on the lips and before I can comprehend what going on, the voice of the guild's blond haired girl extirpated me from my awake dream..

''Emergency!, Emergency!''

She repeatedly say standing in front of the quest board, waiting for everyone's attention.

''That every adventurers equip themselves and gather in front of the gate ready to fight!''

I quickly retreat from Megumin face, totally not sure where to put myself after all this as she get up, fleeing my line of sight,without missing to hit her knee against the table.

''We-we got to go !''

The over flustered witch take her wand on a hurry and clumsily run toward the gate without even looking at me once.

Thanks god! I don't know how I would've handle the situation from there..

I will deal with that later. For now let's do as told..

I quickly run toward the gate, everyone is already here, armored and equipped with all sort of weapons, Aqua and darkness are nowhere to be seen but Megumin is here , some meters at my right.

I decide to ignore her as I concentrate to the ''emergency''

A headless guy fully armored is riding an black horse with no head, he's not moving, standing on top of a pile of small rock.

''Who is this guy ? He look strong''

I ask one of the knight to my right as some thunder fall just behind the sinister person.

I've got no answer back.. everyone is staring at him dumbfounded...

But finally, the seemingly strong dude start talking on his own.

''I'am the demon lord's army leader who recently move in the nearby castle !''

His hoarse voice reverberate all around the place mixed with thunder noises.

No one is moving a muscle, petrified.

''Every day, every damn day ! Who was the idiot that keep trowing explosive attack on my castle ?!''