A/N: This takes place late season 4 of Smallville! The James Bond continuity is in reference to the Daniel Craig Era. Judie Dench is still M! Clark Kent/Kara Zod pairing!

"You know, most people don't take kindly to breaking and entering. Now you've got five seconds to tell me exactly what you're doing here or I pull this trigger."

"I wouldn't recommend that. You see, you pull your trigger, I pull mine, and blood gets everywhere." A voice said from behind him, and the man just smiled before stepping back with right foot stepping on the foot of the person behind him and shoving his elbow into their collarbone, making the other person drop their weapon. The man caught the gun as it headed towards the floor, pointing it at the person behind him.

"Now, you were saying something about blood getting everywhere? Move to your left, and stand next to each other, facing me. Now get on your knees, nice and slow." He directed, and the two complied.

"Tell me did your parents raise you to point a gun at an old woman?"

"Most old women don't carry nine millimeters in their jacket pocket. Slowly take out the gun, and throw it over to me." He said, and the woman did as he said, glaring at him as she did so. The man turned toward the other intruder, intending to tell her to do the same with the gun at her ankle, only to glare as he looked at her.

"The necklace around your neck. Take it off and throw it to me. Same with the gun in your ankle holster." He said, and the blonde glared at him before doing as he told her.

"This symbol, what do you know about it?" He demanded.

"That's none of your concern."

"How about I rephrase my question. What do you know about Krypton?" He asked, making the blonde gasp and the older woman glare.

"Clark what's-hello M, long time no see." Jonathan Kent said as he walked into the barn with Martha following behind.

"Bond. Could you please tell your boy to stop playing with dangerous weapons that he dosen't know how to use?"

No sooner had the words left the woman's mouth when two shots imbedded themselves into the barn wall on either side of her head.

"Believe me, I know how to use these. Now dad, do you care to tell me who the hell this is and just what is going on?"

"Well son, this is the current head of MI6. M better known as-"

"You finish that sentence Bond and I swear to God-"

"Oh put a sock in it. I've already got it figured out. Let me see if I have this right...my father is James Bond, and he hates your guts because you lied to him about my mother or should I say Vesper being dead. Is that about right?" Clark asked, and M's jaw dropped.

"How did you-"

"It was simple. There's only one Bond that's well known, and you confirming M's identity confirmed yours. There was only one woman James Bond loved enough that would make him hate M for lying about her death and that was Vesper. Did I miss anything?"

"Not a thing." Jonathan replied.

'Although I have to say, using movies to make everyone think James Bond dosen't exist was really stupid. However, that's neither here nor there. What I do want to know is who are you, and what do you want?" He asked, directing the first question at the blonde, and the other at M.

"My name is Kara...Kara Zod. I am the last survivor of Krypton."

"No you're not. My name is Kal-El." Clark said, grinning at the look of shock on her face.

"We can get to know each other later, but let's get down to business. Why are you here M?"

"Because your father is being reactivated. LeChieff's son is apparently following in his father's footsteps."

"A poker game at Casino Royale in Monte Carlo?" Clark asked, and M nodded.

"Should be fun. Who's the money?" He asked, making M glare.

"Listen to me boy, you are not an agent and-"

"Will you be quiet? Good God I can't hear myself think! Now I'll make this simple. I'll go in my father's place and get what you need. Now before you spout off some more crap about me not being an agent, you should remember that I'm the guy holding the guns and I'm the guy that could kill anyone save for Kara here in less than a second. Now, who's the money?"

"I am." Kara said, and Clark grinned.

"This should be fun. Now please feel free to stay the night, and we can swing by MI6 in the morning." Clark finished with a smile, before turning to Kara.

"Oh excuse me, where are my manners? I think this is yours." Clark said handing her her gun and helping her to her feet, before moving behind her and placing the necklace around her neck. She shivered slightly at his touch, feeling heat rise behind her eyes, unaware of the young man behind her having the same problem.

"Thank you Kal." She said and he nodded.

"Please call me Clark around others. I would rather not have the whole world asking questions about me." He told her, and Kara nodded, understanding his request for secrecy. It was a necessity when you worked for MI6, never mind the additional secret of being a Kryptonian.

"Clark, if you'll show Kara to the house, we'll be along in a minute." His mother said, and Clark nodded, offering Kara his arm which she took with a smile the two walking out of the barn.

"Bond...who is that boy?" M asked, and Jonathan or was it James, glared at her.

"That man is my son, and I warn you should anything happen to him...well there's a reason I was given 00 status. Now come in before those two eat all the food." He said, helping her up, the three walking out of the barn and heading into the house.