LAST TIME ON THE LOSER AND HIS BIRTHMARK HIS MOTHER AND FATHER FINALLY CAME HOME AND EXPLAINED HIS SITUATION, HE BROKE OUT INTO TEARS OF HAPPINESS!

"So, Mom, Dad, This birthmark.. Can you explain it's powers to me?" He would ask his parents as he needed answers, he wanted to know why he was Despised by the other boys as soon as they saw it. His dad would sigh as his mom would close her eyes with a smile. "Your Birthmark is the mark of Pride, it sends women in a state of love and lust, sometimes it even gives them an immediate orgasm. When they see it a Moon And Star will appear on a part of their body, marking them as yours. But towards males, it's a different story... They are sent into a fit of rage. They want to kill you, destroy you. It's really bad. Other gods, goddesses, and Demi-God/Goddesses will want to kill you, wed you, or wipe you off the face of the earth immediately. You need to train in sexual interaction, foreplay, fighting technique, and magic ability, or you'll die or be taken easily." Fuji was surprised by all this... This was so new that it wasn't even cool anymore... He would rub his face in thought as he looked up to his dad with a smile. "Dad.. Can you put all of your fighting techniques and such in my head? And also strengthen all of my powers and such..? I'll learn from there…" Nala would look at Kalia. She would smile and shrug as they hug and kiss him on his forehead before leaving his room as he was left to rest and think about what he was just told…
He's a God…
His mother and father are 2 of the MAIN Gods…
And he will be hunted for good and bad things…
God his life just turned around for the best... He would close his eyes to finally sleep, he needed to go to school, he didn't have time for this…

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The next morning Fuji wakes up to the smell of bacon and eggs… Wait, Bacon and Eggs? He was the only one who ever cooked because he was alone. But he soon remembered his parents were now home, even if they were Gods and he was one as well. He would get up, grabbing his school uniform and getting dressed, grabbing his backpack and brushing his teeth. He would run down the steps, smiling. "FUJI! NO RUNNING DOWN THE STEPS!" His mother would yell, "Sorry mom!" He would say, walking into the kitchen to see his Father drinking some coffee while reading the newspaper. "Son, you don't have to rush down the steps... You might hurt Yourself.." Nala would say, Fuji laughing a bit as he takes a seat at the table, his mother giving him a plate of eggs and bacon. "Sorry Dad, I was just excited I could have my parents home..." He would say, grabbing the syrup and pouring it on his Eggs and Bacon. He would start to eat, His mother sitting down at the table and eating her own food. He was finally happy... But it wouldn't last for long, he had to go back to school, and he would soon have to deal with the bullying.. "Don't worry son, You'll be fine, Ok? The bullies are only an obstacle..." He would sigh, smiling as he finished, grabbing his backpack and turning to run out the door. ¨Bye mom! Bye dad!¨ He would yell, running out the door to start his day...

NEXT TIME ON TLB!
WILL FUJI FINALLY START OFF HIS NEW LIFE? OR WILL THE BAD THINGS HAPPEN ALMOST IMMEDIATELY?! FINE OUT NEXT TIME ON-

SHUT THE FUCK UP JOHN!