RvBvRWBY PSA: Caboose and Ruby's: The Price Wheel of Cash: An RvBvRWBY PSA
Studio Rvb/MJCRR
POV: Michael J. Caboose & Ruby Rose
Caboose: Hello, I am Michael J. Caboose, from the popular web-series, Blue vs. Red.
Camera Man: Red vs. Blue dipshit!
Ruby: And I'm Ruby from RWBY.
Caboose: And we welcome you to The Price Wheel of Cash!
(crowd applauses, and pans out to show all of Red Team minus Donut, Weiss, and Yang behind podiums. Weiss and Simmons are also behind glass.)
Caboose: Ah, I love the clapping.
Ruby: Me too. And now onto the contestants!
(Cut to Sarge)
Sarge: My name is Sarge. I'm actually not a sergeant after going AWOL, but that's not important. And I like to lie and say that 'I am overjoyed to be here'.
(Cut back to Caboose and Ruby.)
Caboose: And then we have Door Numbers 2 and 3!
(Cut to Simmons and Weiss, bot stuck behind in sealed glass boxes.)
Simmons: What!?
Weiss: Move this glass you dolt!
(Caboose walks in.)
Caboose: Door Number 2 is a self-proclaimed cat lover with a soft spot for...
Simmons: What are you saying?!
Ruby: And Door Number 3 is actually just Weiss, but Caboose requested that we close her off with sealed up glass so we didn't have to hear her complain.
Weiss: What!?
Grif: Shut you too.
Caboose: Oh my god!
(Crowd shouts as if they were turned on.)
Caboose: It is Dexter Grif! Back to regain his former title! This is exciting!
Simmons: Hello!?
Weiss: Caboose I think you forgot airholes
Ruby: Next we have Bachelor Number 4: Lopez!
Lopez: [Hello]
Caboose: Now Lopez, we had a meaningful conversation backstage, and it sounds like you are doing this for your sick sister.
(Crowd awes.)
Lopez: [What? I don't have a sick sister.]
Caboose: INCORRECT!
(A red laser fires out of nowhere at Lopez, hitting him, and the robot falls to the ground. The crowd then applause at the scene.)
Ruby: And finally we have Yang, who apparently decided to join in on this game for no reason whatsoever.
Yang: Well, its getting boring around here.
(Caboose appears next to a TV screen.)
Caboose: Sergeant would you like to steal?
Sarge: Uh, I'll take 'things that rhyme with cheese' for 16.
Caboose: Survey concludes...
(A red warning sign appears on the TV screen.)
Caboose: New deal!
Sarge: What!? Come on! This is rigged!
Simmons: What!?
Weiss: We can't hear you!
Ruby: Ask a question please.
Sarge: Uh...this is red?
Ruby: That's correct!
(A green check mark appears on the screen, signaling that Sarge got the answer right. The crowd starts to cheer.)
Simmons: (weakly) Hey guys...seriously...I really...can't...breath in here.
(Simmons passes out. Weiss starts to bang on the glass furiously.)
Weiss: LET. ME. OUT!
(The crowd continued to cheer.)
Caboose: And that concludes the first round of whatever this is! Let's take a look at the score.
(Sarge's score is a picture of hangman with only his head, body, and legs. Grif and Simmons' scores are 0. Weiss' score are the words 'ice bitch', Yang score is an emoji of a hand with its middle finger sticking up. Lopez's score simply states 'zero in spanish'.)
Caboose: Ah close game! Before the show talked to each contest on why they want to be on the program. Here is what they had to say.
(Cut to Sarge backstage.)
Sarge: I'm only playing this game for the prize.
Camera Man: What prize?
Sarge: Well of course the blue bambino and his girlfriend ain't gonna tell us. But I have a certain suspicion on what it is.
(Cut to Grif backstage.)
Grif: Its a car. They always give away free cars on these things.
(Cut back to Sarge.)
Sarge: It'll be his base! Haha, that means finally after year of trial and my errors. I'll have two bases in the middle of a boxed canyon! Its a full proof plan...what do you mean then what?
(Cut to Lopez backstage.)
Lopez:[I don't want to be here.]
(Cut to Weiss backstage.)
Weiss: ...hmph.
Caboose: Alright we forgot playing during the break.
Ruby: So the score is now 8 to 8.
(Cut to the contestants, with their s all marked 8, with Lopez's subtitles in en espanol. But each one looks like a snowman. Weiss and Simmons are no longer stuck inside sealed glass cases.)
Caboose: Time for the team round!
(Caboose Ruby walk over to the contestants, who are now in new booths. Grif and Simmons are in one, Yang and Weiss in two, and Sarge and Lopez in three.)
Caboose: Door Number 2, we asked Grif a series of private questions, and the asked you the same private question to see how Grif would answer.
Ruby: Its incredibly convoluted, and is also the truest test of a loving relationship.
Simmons: Relationship?
Grif: Loving
Caboose: Good! You guys are already finishing off each others sentences, this is gonna be good. Now, first question: What did Door Number 2 say what was Grif's favorite food?
(A nearby screen displays the word everything.)
Ruby: And Grif, what did you say?
(A section of the screen disappears, as if someone took a bite out of it.)
Caboose: Survey confirms...
(A green star appears on the screen, and the crowd applauds.)
Ruby: Correct! 10 points to Grif and Door!
(Caboose and Ruby the walk over to Weiss and Yang.)
Caboose: Yang, we asked you the same question. What is Door Number 3's favorite food? Door Number 3 your answer...
Weiss: I don't have one at all.
Ruby: And Yang's answer...
(The words 'the souls of every person Weiss annoys' appear on the screen.)
Weiss: Really Yang!
Yang: Hey, its true.
Caboose: Survey confirms...
(A red 'x' appears on the screen.)
Caboose: Wrong! Five points to Yang and no points to Door Number 3!
(Caboose and Ruby then walk over to Sarge and Lopez.)
Ruby: Lopez, we also asked you the same question. What is Sarge's favorite food. Sarge your answer...
Sarge: The most red cake you can possibly eat!
(The words 'strawberry shortcake' appear on the screen.)
Sarge: Wait a minute! No! I forgot about red velvet! I need to change my answer!
Caboose: And Lopez you said...
(The words 'Terciopelo Rojo' appear on the screen, with the sound of an error being heard.)
Caboose: Incorrect. You two and Door Number 3 will be eliminated if you don't survive THE LIGHTENING ROUND!
(Lightening appears overhead before strikes Sarge, Weiss, and Lopez.)
Grif: What the hell? We won?
Ruby: Great Grif! I'm so excited Are you two excited!?
Simmons: Um...
Caboose: Tell her you're excited.
(Several Assault Rifles are pointed at Grif and Simmons.)
Simmons: Uh, yeah we're so excited.
Grif: Yay!
Caboose: Ok good! We are all excited, and yelling together! We will be right back after a word from our sponser!
(Ad break goes hear.)
Caboose: Ok. Final question. This is for all of the marbles, including the one I ate 4 years ago in that blueberry eating contest. Which may or not be the prize.
Simmons: Is it the prize?
Caboose: Shut up Door Number 2! Get ready for the last question!
Grif: Yeah Door Number 2...
Ruby: If you do not answer this question correctly. Then Sister dies!
(The screen displays Kai tided up on a railway, with a train heading in her direction.)
Kai: Uh, guys?
Grif: What the hell? How did you-
Caboose: The question, should you choose to except: What is...my middle initial?
Ruby: Is it...A: D, B: C, -: 4, or Pie: Purple?
Simmons: Really?
Caboose: Choice E! IS that your final answer?
Simmons: What? No! Its uh-its uh-umm...oh damn test anxiety!
Ruby: Door 2 locks at choice E!
Simmons: Aww...
Grif: When in doubt, always pick C.
(Camera cut to reveal Sarge, Weiss, and Yang.)
Sarge: No! I know this! I know this! Its D. D as in dog damn dirty blue!
Grif: Hey! Get off the stage! You already lost dipshit!
Weiss: I also choose D. D as in di-
(A sniper shot comes out of nowhere and hits Weiss, knocking her to the floor. Locus is revealed in the audience with a sniper rifle.)
Ruby: Sarge and Door 3 close at D. Yang?
Yang: 4, 'cause it fits Caboose well.
Caboose: Thank you! The answer is...
(A question mark appears on the screen.)
Caboose: I am sorry, we frgot to put the right answer up there. It was actually choice K: J.
Simmons: What!?
Ruby: Which was also our 'Daily Double Trouble with cheese. So by default, the person with the most points gets to steel!
(The of points of each contestant are revealed. Simmons is a stick figure with -3928319392, Grif has an 'F', Sarge has -57, Weiss has 'disqualified' , Yang has and 'f' and an emoji of the finger, and Lopez has 0.)
Lopez:...[What?]
Caboose: Yes! That's right! It is K! Congratulations Lopez! You have won! What do you have to say!?
Lopez: [I am happy. And I love my new best friends Caboose and Ruby.]
Ruby: Yes! Lopez you make the best new best friend ever! Please bring out the best friend crowd!
Lopez: [Let's go home and watch movies and talk about boys!]
Grif: So the prize was just to be Caboose and Ruby best friend? No car!?
Simmon: No money?
Weiss: This is ridiculous...
Caboose: Aw Door Number's 2 and 3 the game is already over. You guys picked E and D.
(The crowd begins to laugh at Simmons and Weiss.)
Simmons: What? No! Stop laughing!
Weiss: Wha- Hey! Stop! I demand respect!
Lopez: [This is the best day of my life, or anyone else's life.]
Caboose: And this concludes whatever this show is! Please don't forget to like and subscribe to your pet. Bye bye!
(Camera proceeds to pan out.
POV Change: Beacon Academy
(Caboose and Ruby are seen sleeping on the floor of the RvB Compound. Sarge, Simmons, and Ironwood are staring at them.)
Simmons: What do you guys think they're dreaming about?
Ironwood: How does this keep happening?
Sarge: Fellas, some questions...Such as how the hell these two keeps walking across our halls, only to fall asleep and spoon on our newly installed heated lunolium...are best just left unanswered...Come on, help me with them. Simmons get the ankles.
Simmons: Aw man! How come I always get the heavy part?