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...Meep…*gets out from under* Well that was something; well we're back with the second chapter of this book and here we are with something I am hoping you all will enjoy cause I believe I one of many who is doing this idea I think *shrugs* Well I'll try making it original. Enjoy thi-what is that?
Random Girl: ITS FINALLY TIME FOR MY CHAPTER! WOOOO!
Wait how did you get here?! *Grabs a spoon* I'M DOING THIS INTRO! CAN YOU PLEASE LEAVE?!
Girl: ...*Sticks her tongue out*
THAT'S IT! *Chases after her*
Girl: *Running off in some random direction* Enjoy readers!
THAT'S MY LINE YOU CRAZY F-
Some Random Adventures of 551-F...That's the Title
Earthland ?:
"I hate you...I hate you so much..."
"I feel like I've heard this many times before."
"AND YOU DESERVE IT!"
Why were two-mostly one-screaming some may ask? Well, there were two woman tied up in a carriage and are currently being driven to some undisclosed location on this weird Earthland. How did this happen...well one of the two were just going on a dimension hopping spree and just crash landed in this place with no information at all to where they were...that's basically it though I'm probably forgetting something...who cares I get paid either way for or not knowing. Oh, I should give off a despcription of the two.
The one was doing the initial screaming and declaration of hatred for the other looked to be anywhere from 19-21 years old. She had long and slightly curly light brown hair that reached down to her mid back along with having brown eyes and even having glasses present on her face. She was currently wearing a green fur vest with multiple vine markings drapped around said coat as under that was a grey and green dress that hugged her rather...large breasts black flats and two black bracelets on her wrists. This was Evergreen, a mage and quite possibly forced into coming here.
The other girl had damn near an opposite look from the other girl. First, she was noticeably shorter to which one could say this one stopped at around just under Evergreen's shoulder; she also had blue, wavy and wild hair that was wrapped in a ponytail tough a couple strand were drapped around her shoulder and some wavy bangs were slightly across her forehead but mostly covered because of a blue bandana wrapped around her head. She was currently wearing a white, long sleeved and open white lab coat and under that was a blue shirt that had the words "Meep" on it that also hugged her breasts as well; she also had on black shorts though this was kostly covered in a blue skirt. Finally, she had on blue sandals and had two swords strapped against the sides of her waist, two diagnolly in an 'x' position on her back, and two just horizontally on her lower back as well along with a weird looking watch on her wrist. This was Levy McGarden, another mage and the person who got her and Ever here to begin with.
"You know in hindsight they really should've taken our weapons before tying us up...pfft, idiots." The blue haired girl remarks with a small smile as Evergreen throws a death glare at her
"We wouldn't even be tied up if you hadn't brought us here to begin with! I'd be back in our universe with the Tribe and you'd be doing...whatever you do!" The brunette exclaims in anger though her friend merely rolls her eyes in amusement at that
"Don't worry Ever, I got a plan to get us out of here!" Levy exclaims in excitement whilst kicking her legs around like a little happy child
"What, how the hell are you gonna get us out of a world we don't even know anything ab-you know why do I even bother..." Evergreen says before trailing off towards the end; if she learned anything from her multiple adventures through different Earthlands with levy was...she could practically get out of anything
"Exactly, so here's the plan." The blunette starts before the back of the carriage is opened with a sharp snap to reveal...a tall french fry...I forgot to mention they stumbled into a world of food people
"...Nevermind, this is perfect." Levy says while licking her lips at the site of the giant food, sending shivers down both the fry's and Everygreen's spines
"Umm...can I please get out of here before you do anything?" The glasses wearing girl asks, figuring out what the woman was planning the moment she saw the fry
"Hmm...nope!" Was her answer as Levy jumps onto the fry
"AAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
Outside the Carriage:
Outside the large Candy Cane Forest that the group of three were in, there was an island of what one could only to be a cake of varying flavors that stood up to be as tall as a mountain and as wide as a small country and currently we are viewing a steak with a crown on its head on a throne compiled of some type of meat as a piece of cotton candy with a crown on its head stood next to it. However, around them were pieces of chicken-boneless and boned barbeque, hot, fried, baked and more- were kneeling down along with some cupcakes-red velvet, chocolate with vanilla frosting, vanilla with chocolate frosting, oreo, plain, strawberry, etc- were on the opposite end. Safe to say...it looked delicious and also they looked to be in a meeting of sorts.
"Are you sure he'll make it?" The cotton candy creature asked the steak who nods
"Yes, Mr. Fry has informed me that some...weird creatures has infiltrated this island and that he's sending them here for observation." The piece of meat answered which got the sugary treat to "raise" an eyebrow
"Really? What do they look like?" It asked the steak...before an explosion was heard and everyone looked towards the Candy Cane Forest before their eyes widen in horror to see Levy munching on a piece of Mr. Fry as Evergreen looked around cautiously
"Mhmm, mmm *munch* *crunch* Tasty~..." The blunette comments as she licks the crumbs and salt from around her lips as she finishes the snack. Yawing to herself, she looks up into the sky with a satisficed look while putting her hands behind her head.
"Man that was good...but would've been better if I had some type of sauce to go with it like barbeque! Or ketchup! Ooh, or ranch! Maybe even some ice cream and a milkshake!" Levy remarks as her friend gives her a blank look
"The last two aren't even sauces..."
"They can be if used right!"
"SILENCE!"
The two women stop their talking and immediately look towards where the steak was now standing at as he, along with all the other food present, was "glaring at them with a look of murder in their eyes.
"H-How dare you? YOU ATE MR. FRY! HE WAS AN UPCOMING AND BRIGHT INDIVIDUAL AND YOU JUST ATE HIM! THAT ISN'T FOODMAN YOU SICKOS! NOW...NOW YOU MUST SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES! GO MY ARMY OF MEAT AND TREATS! GO AND ATTACK!
"WHAT STEAK SAID!"
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"Mmmpfft...pfft.. ….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
With that declaration of attack, Levy responds witht he most appropriate manner...laughter. Hell, she found this so funny she began to clench her stomach and dropping to her knees as she pounds the icing floor while tears of mirth threaten to stream down her face. Next to her, Evergreen wasn't laughing but giving a small chuckle at how talking food had just threatened to attack them.
"WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?! THIS IS NOT FUNNY!"
"THIS TOTALLY FUNNY HAHAHA!
"GRR! ATTACK!"
With a wave of his hand, all the food begins to rush at the two which causes Evergreen to gain a serious face and take off her glasses and prepare her stone magic...while Levy is still on the ground laughing her ass off.
"Can you get up and be serious! We have no idea how strong these things are!" The stone mage says to the blunette who looks up with a smirk
"They're literal food...and I feel kinda hungry so sure!" Levy exclaims, standing up immediately and dashing towards the group of foods
"When I said get up and get serious I didn't mean to run straight at them!" Ever exclaims though was ignored by Levy
Said woman then takes out her two swords and puts one in each hand taking out the one from behind her waist and placing it into her mouth into a three sword style. Weirdly enough she wasn't down there as she mutters some words and seven arms made of blue energy sprouts from her back and grabs a handle of the swords and points them at the pieces of food running at her.
"I called this 10-Sword Style; and this is gonna help be eat you!" Levy declares before jumping up and kicking a piece of chicken down and using her seven extra arms to tear into it and rip it into small pieces as she licks some of the sauce off that sputtered out
She wasn't done there, as soon as a couple more jump towards her general direction she uses her arms to stab into them as well before dashing towards another piece and stabbing through it with one of the swords in her normal hands. Licking off some of the sauce that had gotten onto her face, she glances behind her to see the cupcake people rushing her as well so she immediately throws the sword in her mouth at one of their heads and then jumping on said cupcakes head before replacing the blade into her mouth-covered by some snice chocolate bread and vanilla frosting by the way- and bringing her two swords into and 'x' potion before slicing horizontally on both sides, causing shockwaves to slice everything around her into halves.
Watching the splattering food and treats go anywhere and everywhere as some even gets on her lab coat, the blunette backflips off the cupcake she was currently on and placing herself onto of another cupcakes head and kicking the frosting away, basically slicing it in halves as it drops to the ground dead. Jumping up once more, Levy kicks away a piece of chicken before ripping apart a cupcake and stabbing holes into another tasty treat that got close to her; snapping her fingers, what looks to be dozens and dozens of swords spear right through the ground and impales every other food product in the area that she was fighting...minus the steak and cotton candy, who stared in horror at what just occured.
"O-Our people..." The steak comments, stooping onto the floor as the cotton candy creature shakes in rage and fear
"Just got massacred by a short 23 year old that's not only insane very hungry...yeah sounds weirder saying that out loud." Evergreen finally says after a couple of minutes, walking up to the two treats whilst taking her glasses off; seeing her, the two foods attempt backing away by suddenly stop as they start screaming in shock and pain.
"Turn to stone." Ever says as the two foods are mostly covered, saving only their 'heads"
"I...I will not allow this! Come out our guardians!" The steak cries out as it and the cotton candy become fully stone. Sighing a little, Evergreen looks over towards Levy only to see the blunette sitting onto of what one could assume to be a gumdrop-rock eating a couple of pieces from the cupcake people
"You know I get we're in a food based world but do you have to eat them? You don't know what could possibly be in these guys...?" The brunette tells her friend, who waves her finger at the answer
"Don't worry, I used my watch to scan these people for diesases, posions, lava, too much spice and possibly everything you can think of! Besides, as you said I'm hungry." Levy says as she munches into a chocolate cupcake, causing strawberry frosting to splatter across her lips
"...Oh."
With that said, Evergreen was about to go on a gumdrop and wait for her friend-and maybe eat something in the meantime-before...
*BOOM!* *CRASH!*
...Her eyes shoot open and looks towards the direction of wherever the noise came from; standing up immediately, her eyes widen in shock to see the candy-corn mountains erupt as a giant Oreo and chocolate chip cookie with arms and legs erupt and look down towards the two with anger on their faces.
"Why have we been summoned! Have you two caused harm to the people of this world!" The Cookie says in a loud, powerful, and deep voice as it stares down the two women. Evergreen, being her, looks towards Levy to tell her that they need to leave only to see her friend...eating the cupcake still without a care in the world.
"How are you so calm?! A giant cookie and Oreo just came out of some candy-corn and are looking for a fight...honestly that sounds weirder saying that out loud..." The mage says as Levy sighs before looking up at the cookie people
"Hmm...meh." She says before continuing her meal, making Evergreen's jaw drop
"Meh...MEH!" She shouts, making her fellow mage wince
"Listen Ever, I've been doing this dimension travelling stuff for years down and let e tell ya this isn't that weird, if anything I'd rate it a 3/10. What's weird is some creatures that name themselves the Flood and Necromorphs beating each other up with bread sticks as a giant baby plays with some clouds. Now that's weird Ever." She tells the mage...who stares at her with a raised eyebrow
"Ok...so could you either help me fight them or let us get out of here because I'm leaning towards the second option." The glasses wearing woman says
"I would fight them...but I left my food suit back at base! Damn, and this would've been the perfect time to use it too! Why must I always forget my suit! WHHHHHYYY!" Levy cries into the air, getting onto her knees with fake tears streaming down her face as she shakes her fist dramatically at the sky, making her friend sweatdrop
"Not to jinx it, but it's kind of weird they're just letting us t-
Before she can finish that sentence, a large fist with chocolate chunks swings a fist down into the ground behind Evergreen, creating a large cloud of strawberry powder to shoot from the ground and cover the two women as they fly forward. Not soon after, the other guardian joins in as four large fists behind rapidly punching the ground at rapid paces as the two on the ground attempt to dodge the attacks.
"Aww, I dropped the last cupcake I was saving..." Levy remarks with a pout before glaring at the sky. "YOU MONSTERS!"
"Wait a minute who's truly in the wrong here?! Is it us for attacking them or them for attacking us?!" Evergreen exclaims as she steps back from a fist, though she was ignored
"I WANTED THAT FOR LAST! IT WAS MY FAVORITE FLAVOR TOO!" The blunette screams out before sprouting an energy hand from her back and pulling Evergreen next to her as she reaches into her pocket...
...To reveal a small Levy toy that looks like a whole megazord.
"...What?" The stone mage questions as the toy begins shining a bright blue color from it's eyes
"IT'S TIME TO GO BIG! WOOSH!"
With that shout, the bright light envelops the two along with the guardians and the entire mountain range for a couple of seconds. Once the light shining ends-along with the guardians and Evergreen opening their eyes-the three's eyes widens when they see a large...Levy robot holding the Oreo and Cookie's arms in it's own hands.
"...What. The. Fuck." The three question in complete confusion
"ALRIGHT! LEVY-BOT IS READY FOR BATTLE TO AVENGE MY CUPCAKE!" Levy shouts from inside the Robot's head and behind it's eyes
Speaking of which inside of said head, inside of the room Levy and Evergreen were currently in looked to be rather nice. Granted the walls, ceiling, and floor was metallic but there also happened to be a nice blue rug, a T.V, two whiteboards, a table that had some crayons and markers on it, a desk of books, and a bed.
"Umm, where are we? How did we get here? Why does this look your old bedroom?!" The brunette exclaims as she looks around the area then towards Levy, who was in front of what was a control panel with a miniaturized hologram of the robot over a blue scanner as she was pointing towards the two giant treats with a grin on her face
"A giant robot, teleportation, it is!" Levy answers casually as the robot looks to be attacking the two cookies on the outside, making the inside shake around a little. Trying to find a grip on a nearby desk, Ever turns towards her friend was an incredulous look on her face.
"Ok, when and how did you make this?!" Evergreen questions, last time she checked Levy was working on the Dimension Traveling Device and trying to upgrade it whatever she could possibly aimagine...and that was taking weeks so when the HELL DID SHE CREATE A GIANT ROBOT?!
"It was kinda simple really; I just got bored one day after I came from the one timeline and decided to make a toy version of myself based on something I saw on a lacrima. It was pretty difficult, made me respect toy makers a lot more, so I just elargened it and one thing led to another I got a giant Levy-Bot! I even made extras!" Was her answer as her friend takes out similar versions of the bot that was in her hand but in the forms of Natsu, Lucy, Sting, Erza, Droy, and Lyon
"...Oh." Was all Evergreen could muster out before the robot is knocked back, making her fall onto her back and Levy wobble a little in place
"Geez these things pack a punch! Guess I'll actually have to start trying!" The mage states before holding out her hand
"Equip rocket lasers!"
"Rocket w-"
With Levy's command the Levy-Bot extends it's arms as a large rocket launcher that goes from it's shoulder to the wrist and as thick as the arm itself emerged from a now opened hatch of the arms. It didn't stop there, as the robot's back opens a small hole to which a giant laser stretches and pulls itself over it's head as the inside glows blue and white with sparks of lightning surrounding it as well. This pretty much shocks everyone there, minus Levy, as they blink in surprise and confusion as on the inside the blunette controlling the bot extends her hand and opens her palm.
"BOOM!"
On that word the rocket launchers begin to shoot dozen of rockets towards the direction of the giant cookie monsters, creating large explosion to erupt as soon as they make contact with the ground in front of and around the giants. Said giants actually try to make a break for it and try avoiding the rockets...but unfortunately for them the rockets also happened to be homing and were able to strike them anyways as they cry out in pain as pieces of them explode in crumbs. This didn't last long however, as a rocket for each of the guardians land square in they're "stomachs" and launch them into the sky above them as the giant lasers insides begins glowing even brighter.
"Hit them Levy-Bot! PARTICLE EVAPORATOR!"
With that shout, the laser shoots out a large blue and white beam of energy as a large shockwave is erupted from the sudden blast, blowing away and crumbling the nearby area into pieces as the robot even indents the ground a little. Asides from that, the beam is fired and lands directly around the guardians and evaporating every part of their body.
"Haha! That's for my cupcake you bastards!" Levy exclaims in victory as Evergreen gulps from the power of the robot
"Umm...is that beam gonna stop anytime soon...?" The brunette asks the creator as the beam continues and pierces the clouds and looks to have split into the atmosphere, though her friend nods
"It should...probably." Levy says before...
*BOOM!* *EXPLSOION!*
Both Levy and Evergreen look up towards the sound of the explosion...only to see that the beam has collided with the "moon" of this world and evaporated it as well. Blinking in surprise, Evergreen was more surprised when the robot quickly shrunk back to the size of a toy as she and Levy were on the ground as said blunette was typing on her wrist device.
"Well I just fucked this planet, lets get out of here." She said before holding her hand out and shooting in front of her, creating a blue portal with white sparks of electricity to shoot out as she jumps through it
"...Yeah..." Was all Ever said as she walk through it was well, finally saying goodbye to this Earthland
Earthland 551-F:
"WEEE!"
In case no one noticed, Levy and Evergreen had just come shooting out of their portal and into a wall in a what one could assume to be a living room...speaking of which I'll give a description of where we are. We are in a large house a mile or two away from Magnolia that has three floors to it which includes a basement area, a large area that includes a living room plus a kitchen and about five extra doors that lead to other rooms. nd finally a few room up top that one assumes are bedrooms and a storage room. However, we are currently on the second floor and viewing them in the living room/kitchen area.
Said place was pretty large, as it had a large table in the middle with various locations present throughout the top as not to far from it sat a hockey table with two bean bags on opposite ends of each other. Also, there was a large lacrima T.V sitting on the wall as in front of that and the two tables was a small bar area with varying drinks across the counter and right next to that was a small kitchen that includes what'd you expect a kitchen to have. However, what really catches attention was the doors in the room that read "Time Machine", "Stairs for Upstairs and Basement", "Extra Dimension Gear", "Weapons Closet", and "Showers" with security buttons right next to each door for required access.
"Whoo! That was fun...despite the loss of my poor cupcake..." Levy remarks, fake tears going down her face as she dries them off with a tissue while she comes out off the Levy sized indent in the wall
"Tch, not really." Ever comments as she comes out of her own indent in the wall
"Meh, everyone has their own opinion I guess." The bluenette says with a shrug before walking over towards the door that says "Weapons Closet" begins typing something before the door opens
"Hey Ever! Imma go find my Food Belt, have fun while I'm gone okay!" The girl says before closing the door, leaving Ever by herself as she walks over to a couch in front of the T.V and sits down on it whilst sighing
"Yeah...sure..." She answers as she just sits there by herself as she tries processing what has happened in the past few days. You see, Evergreen here has been Levy's partner for about a month due to her two previous ones decided they would go off on their own and do their own multiversal traveling so after a tough selection process-in other words Levy picked a name out of a hat- Levy had chosen her and since she was curious about the multiverse she joined the crazy bluenette in her travels...
...Though her first experience wasn't that great; you see, the same time Evergreen was picked was the same week Levy had decided it'd be a great time for her "Zombie Week" where she would go the seven different zombie world's for one day just to see what would happen. Both nearly died...a bunch of times due to the people, flesh craving creatures, and how neither had magic aside from Levy's Food Belt and Dimensional Tech but because of this Levy designed a drug so where you can't lose your magic when in most worlds. However that was the only good thing as Ever was basically traumatized but after a nice vacation to a beautiful world and being told by multiple people that's just how Levy works when it comes to the multiverse she just learned to accept it and go on more adventures with her. Said adventures mostly include fighting some creature or hanging out with some people on some Earthland and since they basically do this every day...yeah.
"Well I got a couple of minutes, might as well relax while I can." Ever remarks to herself as she looks towards a small cabinet on a round table next to the couch she was on; for those wondering why it was there...snacks. Wasting no time, she opens it to reveal bags of pretzels, nachos, chips of barbeque and plain, as well as some spicy things with multiple bowls next to them; licking her lips, the mage dumps a couple of each of the bag into a bowl and begins munching on the treats, sighing in pleasure at the varying tastes in her mouth.
"What's going on here? You about to watch a movie or something?"
Blinking in surprise, Evergreen swallows the snacks in her mouth before turning around to find Levy's previous two partners standing there with one standing with his hands in his pockets with a neutral, yet friendly, face as the other is reading a book.
The male of the two looked to be of tall height and looked pretty handsome as well, with his blue-green eyes, blue hair, and weird looking tattoo on his face. He was currently wearing a navy blue cloak that covered his black and blue shirt-jacket as a handle for a gun was strung on his waist as a long wrapper held a larger gun on his back; he was also wearing blue pants, black shoes, blue fingerless gloves and had a blade on his opposite hip. This was Jellal Fernandez, Levy's original partner and the guild master of Crime Sorciere as well as happening to be one of the Ten Wizard Saints.
The other of the two was a very beautiful female with a rather cute-yet sexy-looking face with brown eyes and blonde hair that was wrapped in a ponytail and blue ribbion that went to her lower back. She was currently wearing a blue and white sailor vest, with a golden zipper, that hugged her rather rather curvy body that showed off a good amount of cleavage along with white shorts with a white scarf draped around it. She also had a brown belt with a pouch around her waist as well as a golden hip was tied to her side. Finally, she had on knee high brown boots along with a white bracelet around her right wrist and a long black armband that went from her shoulder to her hand, while her fingers were visible This was Lucy Heartfilia, an S-Class mage of Fairy Tail and also Levy's best girl that happened to be her previous partner.
"Lucy, Jellal. What brings you two here? I thought you two were out on jobs and wouldn't be back for the next few weeks?" The stone mage asks the two, getting Lucy to look from her book
"We were; but I had gotten my job done early as it was pretty easy and since Jellal also got his done around the same time we decided to pay a visit to Levy and she what's she been up to." The blonde answers, prompting an eyebrow raise from Ever
"Soo, you two want to join her on another adventure?" She asks, making the two shake their heads as Jellal even raises his hands in a defensive position
"No thank you, I'm still trying to get the poison out of my system from the last one we went on together." He answers with a small chuckle
Okay, here's some backstory on how the two became Levy's partner's before Ever had become one. So you see, back a few years ago after the Alvarez War technology and magic seemed to have increased dramatically among the people which brought thousands of new mages and varying degrees of technological advances to the world.; it was amazing to say the least.
One day, Levy managed to discover the ability to travel between dimensions with the help of Crime Sorciere, who had the abilities of people like Jellal, Meredy, and Sorano helping them, and created a portal to some unknown world in the multiverse somewhere. Levy, excited as well hell, accidentally pushed Jellal into the portal and he was left on a dying planet that had it's solar system closing in on itself; so after a lot of apologizing, fighting, and explosions she managed to get the mage off the planet. No one knows how or why but after that they had became partners for about two years before he made Crime Sorciere an official guild and tended to that, though they do still go on adventures every few weeks.
For Lucy, it wasn't as hectic as the blue haired mage just went up to the blonde and asked if she wanted to be her partner. Of course Lucy accepted and they were a duo for another five years and it was weirdly enough during this time Levy began...acting strange. Just like her partnership with Jellal no one, including Lucy, knew how the bluenette began slowly losing her sanity. Some figured it was the flows of the different world's she was constantly going to, some thought it was because of what she had been witnessing in those timelines, while others just thought she was losing it for no reason. Safe to say, she began becoming for crazy and somehow more drunk as time went on; though in that time she still somehow improved on her dimension devices, learnt new magic, made a a time machine somehow, and made a pill that granted a person eternal life and youth for some weird reason. She essentially did whatever whenever and after the second year of her new...personality everyone just got used to it.
Despite this, Levy and Lucy continued being partners but that kinda stopped when Lucy decided to embark on her own missions with Team Natsu so the shorter girl accepted and went without a partner for a few months...until she got Evergreen to do it.
"So why are two here then?" Ever asks the two mages from her spot on the couch
"We came to visit Levy; we haven't seen her in a minute and wanted to see how she's been doing." Lucy replies
"Aww, worried about me?"
Hearing a coo in the distance, the three turns their head to see said person they were talking about in the middle of the door with a newly donned belt, with a hot dog in the middle, with her hands on her hips with an smirk on her face.
"I didn't know you all cared for me that much! Hell, i didn't even know you guys were coming at all! Oh, I should get a cake for our reunion! It's been...a month!-I think-but nether less we need a cake!" The bluenette exclaims
"...Yeah ok how are you Levy?" The celestial mage across from her asks deadpanned
"Other than the fact I just lost my talking cupcake to a giant Oreo and Chocolate Chip Cookie pretty well, after all I got a giant robot fight in the process!" The scientist answers with a fist pump at the end, prompting the ex-partners to stare at her before shrugging
"Yeah, sounds like something that would happen."
"Sounds about right."
"Well enough about me, what have you two been doing?!" The blunette asks her two ex-partners
"Good." They both reply as Levy nods
"Neat!" She exclaims before extending her arm out, shooting towards a nearby wall as a blue portal opens up onto it; grinning, she looks towards her three friends and claps her hands together whilst closing her eyes
"I have an idea! How about we all go on this adventure together! It'll be fun with me and all my partner-friends going! What do you sa-
Levy then opens her eyes...before gaining a confused look when she only see's Evergreen still on the couch eating her snack while only a cardboard copy of Jellal and Lucy remain where they were standing.
"What the...Where did they go?!" Levy asks as she looks in every direction possible as Ever sighs
"The moment they heard you ask if they wanted to come they left, I don't even know how the cardboard got here." Was the stone mages reply, making her friend slump her shoulders
"Oh...well lets go then!" The scientist says happily, not really affected before walking towards the portal
"Wait!" Evergreen says before grabbing a bottle of soda and chugging it down before throwing the can perfectly into a bin and getting up and heading towards the portal
"Lets get this over with."
"Come on, the new few timelines are going to be a breeze!"
"...Sure."
Earthland 74694-IBGAH
"LETS DO THIS!"
"WHY ARE WE SO HIGH?!"
"I DUNNO AND WHO CARES!"
"I DO!"
What was happening was that Levy and Evergreen had been teleported thousands of feet high in the sky of the new Earthland and were plummeting towards the ground at earth-shattering speeds. Levy was currently enjoying herself as she had her arms extending like she was flying with a shit-eating grin on her face along with an excited look while Ever had a horrified look on her face as she screened with every few hundred feet they dropped.
"LEVY! WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT OUT OF THIS RIGHT?!" The stone mage asks with a fearful expression on her face as her pupils dilate
"Hmm...maybe!" Was the bluenette's answer as she gets into a thinking position with crossed arms and a finger on her chin
"Though, how are we gonna get out of this one..." She asks herself as they go through multiple clouds, causing her to eat a portion of one in the process and a nod
"JUST GET US OUT OF THIS!" The brunette screams as she places her hands in front of her as she notices the ground getting closer and closer to them
"I have an idea!" Levy shouts before clapping her hands together
With that action, a giant hand made of blue and white energy shoots from her back and, once they got close enough to the ground, latches it's hand onto a nearby building and holds it's grip there. With the blunette, she has two more magic hands sprout from her sides and grab Ever and pull them close as the hand latches onto the roof, with them above it and slowly slides off of it, well at least Ever since Levy rolls down it. Though since they were still pretty high up, the scientist throws a button onto the ground which creates a small bouncy house they land on...and bounce up and down for a while on landing. After that, the two leave the house with Levy having ehr hands on her hips with a smile and Ever falling onto her knees panting and shaking a little.
"Well that wasn't so bad." The blue head states awhile stretching her arms a little, causing Ever to give her an incredulous look
"Not so bad...we nearly just got splattered!" The brunette shouted, in which Levy shrugs. "Where are we even?! You never said!"
"Oh! For the next few timelines we're going to world's where demons have awakened on Earthland and began taking over so we're here to fight them!" She replies, making the stone mages eyes go wide as she looks around
They were currently in a destroyed and nearly wasted version of Bosco as tall, ugly, and hungry-lust filled demons were looking at them for miles, attracted by the noise and magic as thousands of them surrounded the area. Her eyes especially widen to see the corpses of the guilds of Sabertooth and Lamia Scale on the ground and under the demons and spread around the area.
"The leader is right in that castle! We just need to get past all of these guys and bam! Boss battle!" Levy exclaims, pointing towards the castle in the middle of the city with a grin on her face
"Mhmm hmm; just one problem."
"What's that Ever?"
"I don't know, how about the ARMY OF DEMONS BETWEEN US BEFORE WE THINK OF A BOSS BATTLE!" The saner mage shouts, noticing the demons beginning to approaching them in hopes of doing God knows what
"Oh them, Magic Pool: Erupt!" Levy shouts
With that said a blue, purple, green and white aura erupts from Levy as the area around them becomes incased in a similar magic below them. This would continue for a few seconds as some demons stood confused as other didn't care and kept advancing; now Ever began worrying and had her fingers on her glasses but before she could she heard a snap and...
*SPLAT!* *SPUTTER!*
What would only be assumed as tree branches and spikes made from magic shoots right out of the ground and impales each and every demon within a 50 mile radius as it either keeps them impales or shreds them apart. With the sky now raining demon blood, Levy grins and leaps directly towards the castle at speeds that would make lightning look slow, but not before grabbing Ever with a magic hand. Not even a second later, Levy kicks open the doors of the castle to see the "Demon Lord" walking down the throne room confused.
"What the! What just happened?!" He shouts, suddenly feeling the drop of all of his followers in the area suddenly disappear
"Huh, guess we got here before he could even feel the deaths." Levy states as Ever leans against the wall from support of the sudden speed
"Huh! Humans! How did you get in here?!" The demon asks the two, earning a shrug from Levy
"Teleported then leaped over here after I killed your followers-they were weak by the way-so I could come and face you...so lets do this!" Levy shouts as she grips her belt. "I won't even use my swords."
"Tch, big talk coming from such a small girl! I'll make you pay for what you did to my followers!" He shouts before cloning himself about 15 times and sicking them on Levy
"Damn, this escalated pretty quickly! Don't worry Ever, we got this!" The blunette says, earning a glare from said mage
"Screw off! This is your fight! I'm still trying to process falling, nearly fighting a horde, and leaping here!" The stone mage exclaims, making her friend shrug
"Alright, more for me then; FOOD MODE ACTIVATE!"
Both the Demon lord and Evergreen both look on blankly as Levy is covered in a glowing light as the space around her warps and makes it look like a magical girl anime transformation; not even a second later Levy pumps her fists once her new outfit is ready for battle. Speaking of which, she was in a suit made of a sandwich-white-bread mind you-that contained honey ham, yellow cheese, honey turkey, lettuce, a smear of mayo on the inside of the bread, and what can only be perceived as salt in there as well; not to mention she was wielding two guns with one reading "Condiment Gun: Ketchup and Mustard" and the other "Condiment Gun: Barbeque and Ranch" in each hand, had a large curly fry and vanilla with chocolate syrup ice cream cone strapped to her back like blades, a pancake right under those two food-blades, about six jelly donuts around her waist, and finally a twelve mozzarella sticks strapped around her left leg.
Safe to say she looked ridiculous...yet delicious at the same time.
"ALRIGHT!" The bluenette exclaims as she takes out a mozzarella stick from it's strap and throws it onto the ground, and after a few seconds of nothing it explodes
The result is a a huge hole in the ground with mozzarella cheese latching onto the clones and burning them alive as everyone in the room falls into the area bellow them; looking over to see Ever falling once again, Levy throws up one of her condiment guns and un straps her Curly-Fry Blade and swings it at the stone mage, having it wrap around her and place her along the top of the throne room. Levy, however, continues falling and grabs her condiment gun and leans back...and falls right onto her back without any damage at all to her or her suit, which is surprisingly clean still.
Jumping up, Levy manages to slide under a claw attack from one of the demonic clones and places both the guns right at it's torso and pulls the trigger, shooting the clone with ketchup, mustard, barbeque sauce and ranch dressing an blasting it back into a nearby wall, effectively sticking the creature there. Slamming against the wall in pain, the clone couldn't react as Levy flicks her wrist as the room is covered in a similar magic from earlier as magic pipes shoot from the wall and through the creatures before pulling him from the wall and down into the ground and through the floor, burying it.
The bluenette wasn't done, as she jumps behind another clone and kicks it's head off and into another clones head, splattering bother of them before ducking two swipes from two other clones; however, the mage places her guns on the sword before un strapping her blades once more and swiping both of them across the demon's chests, earning bursts of blood from the two. She didn't stop there cause not even a second later she kicks both of them away and using her magic to somehow teleport the two into the attacks of another clone, killing the two. Seeing the demon clone's shocked face, Levy picks her guns back up jumps above the group and throws the jelly donuts onto the ground.
Beep...Beep...Beep...
Grinning, Levy watches as the donuts explode into a mess of jelly that covers the entire room and most of the demons-aside from three-gets stuck in the mess and begin to get burned alive as the jelly rises at a dangerous pace as they drown in the hot jelly. It got so bad another clone smashes the inner area open as the castle is now missing half of it's structure. The remaining clones along with the Demon Lord manage to get out of the mess but looks over to see a mozzarella stick shoot into the ground in front of the four and explodes; fortunately, one clone took one for the team and blocked the others used some magic to cover them in a barrier as he took the cheese directly to the face. Not even a second later, the mage looks to have teleport above the barrier with a rather large-and insane-grin on her face as the area around them is covered in her magic. Once that happens, the barrier is dispelled and the blue haired female stabs one of the clones into the ground with her Ice-Cream Blade and swings the syrup onto the final clone, burning them then kicks it's head off.
Landing on the ground, Levy straps her blade back onto her back and gives the surprised Demon Lord a smirk.
"What? Don't tell me that those weaklings are your best." She taunts before shooting one of her Condiment Guns at him to which he narrowly misses and flies high up into the sky
"DIE!" He shouts before unleashing a huge wave of red fire directly at the blunette, who has her hands on her hips...well, the sandwich
"Really? Why do all these bosses say things like that as a last resort? I swear someone's running out of dialogue." She says with a wink before taking out the pancake as it begins to grow into the size of a large truck blocks her from the attack
After a few seconds of blocking, she returns the pancake back to it's original size but her eyes widen when she realizes the demon was right in front of her with a flaming fist pulled back; blinking, she simply moves out of the way of the attack before snapping her fingers as all of the rocks in the area of her magic pool become blades and shoots towards the demon. Seeing the attack, he swipes his arms and burns all oft he blades but couldn't notice the the crumbles of salt being spread around him by Levy. This would prove to be a mistake as the ground begins burning and erupting in flames around the salt as he is quickly forced to jump to avoid the flames. However, Levy uses her magic and teleports behind him and places a condiment gun at his back.
"Bye bye."
With that said, she shoots him in the back and onto the ground at blinding speeds, effectively creating a small dust cloud as he is trapped under sticky ketchup while he tries desperately escaping, but finding he can't. Not even a minute after hitting the ground, Levy teleports right next to him and looks down at him.
"Huh...thought that take more effort. Oh well, I hope the next world lasts longer." The bluenette says, once again enveloped in a light but this time getting back into her regular outfit
"How...How did I lose?! I'm the Demon Lord! Capable of destroying entire cities with a flick of my wrist! By a little girl wearing a sandwich no less!" The Demon Lord shouts as Levy gives him a blank stare
"Dude...You can destroy cities? That's fucking weak; maybe if you were able to take down a few countries or a continent with a few attack then maybe I'd feel threatened. Seriously, I probably didn't even need to use any of my stronger abilities which you didn't even make me! " She states, making him look at her confused
"W-What?"
"Yeah, my magic is called Magic Pool. It allows me to cover the area I'm in in my magic and lets me manipulate the magic and world around me; if I wanted, I could've ruptured your organs, teleported your body inside out, turn the ground the candy, or even deplete your own magic reserve and alter your abilities. Granted, that max time I can use this at a time is only five minutes but still; and that doesn't come CLOSE to the tech i have." She tells him, making his eyes widen
"She was just...toying with me..." He think glumly to himself as Levy summons a sword to her hand
"Welp, can't say it wasn't fun. I did get to face a boat load of you so that's cool...I guess. See ya!" She exclaims before stabbing the demon in the head...except it somehow managed to break free and cause a giant fire explosion that Levy had to literally throw a rock up to become a magic shield to block
"I REFUSE TO GO OUT LIKE THIS! YOU WILL NOT TOY AROUND WITH ME KID! I AM THE DEMON LORD HIMSELF AND WILL NOT BE MADE A MOCKERY OUT O-
He could finish as he was suddenly punched across the face and onto the ground by an invisible force. grunting in pain and holding his cheek, the demon looks over towards Levy who had her arms crosses and sword still drawn. Though, he couldn't see it...something else was a right in front of her.
It looked to be some kind of metallic creature that was about six feet tall; it was blue and green all over and had six green eyes and a blue hat on. Though that wasn't the weird part, it also had no clothes, and no genitals, though it looked to have blue hair, a blue wrapping around it's waist, and four arms right on it's back. This was Blueberry Killer, Levy McGarden's...stand. How'd she get one? Lets just say it involved a blonde haired vampire and an arrow hitting her.
"Blueberry Killer!" She shouts she teleports behind the Demon Lord and leaning down
"Ara ara~" She says before kicking him up as her stand begins unleashing a ridiculous amount of punches at the demon...all while Levy is screaming-
"ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA! ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA! ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA! ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA!"
"ARAAAAAAAAA!
With one final punch, the Demon Lord was knocked away and left in nothing but a pummeled mess of blood and broken parts...until Levy dispels her stand and jumps towards the demon and slicing it over a hundred times in about a second, making it this time erupt into blood as she swipes the blood off her sword.
Sighing, she teleports the blade away before hearing screaming from behind her; looking back, she notices Evergreen running towards her with a look of anger on her face.
"Levy! Why'd you leave me in that crumbling castle back there?!" She shouts, grabbing the smaller girl by her shirt and pulling their faces close together
"...I didn't think your into me like that, take me to at least get some curly fries and shake first before we do anything." The scientist replies with a smirk, making Ever narrow her eyes and drop the girl on her ass
"Ow!" Levy exclaims as she rubs her bottom, meanwhile the stone mage crosses her arms
"Your lucky I could freeze the the the building to stone or I might've been crushed! What would you have done then?!" The mage asks, making Levy shrug
"Easy; I would've gotten your body and taken you back to my place and brought you back. I've been filling it up ever since the last revival with that dragon slayer guy Jellal knew soo...you would've been fine!" Was her response, making Ever facepalm
"You know what...fine." Was the other mages reply as Levy jumps up excitedly
"That's the spirit! Now to the next timeline!" Levy says as she extends her arm and shoots a portal near them
"Wait! Isn't the world infested with demons as well?!" Ever asks
"Nope! Just this place! The next world will though so lets go!" The scientist says before jumping into the portal...leaving a sighing Evergreen
"Good grief..." She mutters before walking through, only semi-ready for what's the come
Levy: *tied up* Hehe...told you it would be fun
*Also tied up* I swear the moment we get untied I'm blasting you to the nearest star system
Levy: Meh, I've done and survived worse; besides, your gonna want me to come more and more to fit your random quota! You will never get rid of me HAHAHAHAHAHA!
...Meep. Anyways, I hope you all enjoyed; I can hear some of you thinking "This chapter made no sense and things just came out of nowhere too fast in the last act" and...I agree. This is me using a fun concept to the way I see it-randomness-and how I did so...I think I was alright.
Levy: Alright, since Drago here just shown my abelites randomly and without much explainations here's a list of my magic, abilities, stand, etc.
Magic Pool- Manipulates the area and magic around her however she see's fit(can use this to teleport, switch objects around, manipulate matter, stop time, create limbs made of magic, etc.
Food Suit- Can use food as weapons...I guess you can tell what can do what
Levy-Bot - A giant robot of yours truly!
Stand: Blueberry Killer- Awesome name, I understand; helps me fight and for it's special ability...I can negate any damage done to me or my stand and power myself up; pretty op I know
Solid Script- I STILL HAVE IT! THE AUTHOR GOT THE TIME I DIDN'T USE IT THOUGH!
I WAS WORKING DOING OTHER STUFF AND I FORGOT! *Ahem* Yeah, as I was saying sorry for the wait and I hope you enjoyed. If you want let me know what you thought and any criticism for how I handle my future chapters would be nice.
Levy: He needs the help hehe
...Anyways see you in the next chapter guys-
Me and Levy: PEACE!
Ah, my line was stolen