(with Naruto)
"How are you doing kid?" Naruto said as he was sitting alone with Ichigo both having a small bowl of ice cream
Ichigo just sat there in silence not looking up at Naruto
"You were a very brave kid, not many kids would try to save a life at your age." Naruto said as Ichigo was definitely brave in Naruto's opinion "I'll tell you a secret my mom got hurt trying to protect me to." he said as that was both his parents trying to stop his best friend from killing his infant self
Ichigo looked at him in sadness and saw he wasn't lying
"Ichigo pain isn't something we can control or get over in a day it takes time and love from friends and family closing yourself off won't stop the hurt it'll make the hurt unbearable and it'll be suffocating" Naruto said as he was speaking from experience as he did it and so did Sasuke neither being a good turn out till they eventually started to deal with it "now eat that ice cream before Hikifune gets back she hates to waste food" he said seeing Ichigo laugh a little as they ate
(hour later)
"Your daughter is spiritually aware I hope you know that" Naruto said as he saw Yoruichi in her cat form trying to get Karin to stop crying
"Yep" Isshin said as Karin seemed scared at certain times despite her happiness and his only guess was she was developing fastly in her spiritual power like Ichigo had when he was that age
"Listen Isshin these kids will develop quick you can't keep this from them because let me tell you if they hear it from someone else it won't end well" Naruto said as he was positive Aizen knew about Ichigo's unique nature
'Speaking from experience' Kurama said as when Naruto learned about him from Mizuki he unleashed an explosive amount of power and when he met his father the first time resulting in Naruto punching him in the gut
Isshin let out a sigh "What should I do?" he asked as he didn't know what to do with his own personal grief about the issue much less how to console his son's own pain
"Well first of all, be honest with them, as lying is only going to hurt them, trust me I know from experience how lies can go bad." Naruto said as he's been lied to his most of his life with a similar excuse of keeping him safe and knew how tiresome it got
"But what if they take it the wrong way?" Isshin asked
"What if they take it worse not being told by their parent" Naruto said as that was the best reason
"Maybe you should quit the hospital game and step into counselling." Isshin said chucking slightly as he honestly felt a little better
"Yeah not my cup of tea" Naruto said as they laughed as Yoruichi screamed as Yuzu had grabbed her tail and had it in an iron grip
"I find that hard to believe considering you give great advice." Isshin said chuckling before Naruto went over to help Yoruichi escape the clutches of his sweet and youngest daughter
"The kid is lucky she's cute" Yoruichi said as she would've clawed anyone else who did that
"Be glad she takes after her mother and unlike the other two" Naruto said as despite Ichigo's hair he was a genuine Shiba like his sister
"I pity Ichigo if he awakens his powers as you are one hell of a teacher both a good and bad thing." Isshin said as he has spared with Naruto and learned quickly it was no picnic fighting him
"Yep wonder how he'll turn out" Naruto said as despite Ichigo's nature Yhwach still had a hand in the quincy's power and Ichigo's hollow powers were violent to say the least and adding to the fact he's human there was no telling what sense of logic was there
"You do realize who his father is, right?" Yoruichi asked laughing as Isshin was a bit of an idiot in her opinion
"Don't remind me." Naruto said as Isshin gave them a betrayed look
Naruto looked down and saw Yuzu was tugging on his pants leg "Okay you can have her back but don't tug on her tail or hair." he said as it was Yoruichi's turn to give him a betrayed look as Yuzu hugged her tightly "Hey you're the only one who keeps her still and quiet." he said to her not willing to upset the adorable child
"I better get a reward out of this." Yoruichi said grumbling
"Fine milk, booze, and other stuff" Naruto said not wanting to say anything with impressionable ears listening
"That's more like it." Yoruichi said as this suddenly became much more tolerable
(two years later)
"Hey" Naruto said as he was looking at a young man dressed in professional attire "listen I can understand looking after family but it'll become painful if you hold on too strongly and not move on" he said to him
"I wish I had more time with her" the man said sadly
"Don't we all" Naruto said as that was life "I can send you off now before the worst happens" he said as he saw the look on the man's face letting him know he had seen hollows "here take this" he said handing him a message "find the Shiba estate and she'll help you from there" he said not meaning to be vague but given Kukaku's track record with her house he didn't know the exact location
"Can I say goodbye?" the man asked as he looked at his sister
"Go ahead I'll be here" Naruto said not wanting to intrude upon this private matter
(few weeks later)
"Why are you following me Tatsuki?" Ichigo asked as his best friend followed him
"Cause you said you were going to a gym and I wanna see it" Tatsuki said
"You mean you just want to go see hot shirtless sweaty guys exercise." Ichigo said jokingly as he received a punch to the shoulder
"Hey kid see you brought a friend" Naruto said as he saw Tatsuki
Tatsuki looked at him with a blush
"Dude, where's your shirt?" Ichigo asked as Naruto was shirtless
"It's a gym, what do you expect?" Naruto said chuckling a little
"Wait you're a doctor how the hell can you run a gym" Ichigo asked him
"I'm just that awesome." Naruto said with a grin as he was so successful he could leave it to others to manage 'also helps that Yoruichi uses it' he thought as Yoruichi wanted a gym immediately after Kisuke said 'she was starting to look flabby like Garfield' resulting in a punch in the face
Tatsuki chuckled hearing that.
"Well Tatsuki, you got your wish, a nice shirtless sweaty guy." Ichigo said chuckling before he got hit on the head
"How has your head not caved in from all the punches to the head you get?" Tatsuki asked as she punched Ichigo whenever he acted like an idiot
"He's got his dad's hardass head, that's why." Naruto said as he asked something similar before "now Tatsuki you like martial arts right well me and that lady over there are well versed in a lot of styles wanna get started?" he asked as he saw a twinkle in her eye 'reminds me of Soi Fon eager to learn' he thought to himself
"Please don't she hits hard enough as is." Ichigo said as he was scared if Tatsuki learned from him his head would crack open if she hit it
"Then learn to keep that mouth shut kid" Naruto said with a smile
"You can't." Ichigo said
'Ooh' Kurama said
"Yeah but I can get away with it on the account I'm so awesome" Naruto said with a grin before Yoruichi ran to him and tackled him
"Ha." Ichigo said with a grin before Tatsuki gave him a look making him step back making her take a step forward and as he tried to get away from her she began to chase him
"I like that girl" Yoruichi said with a smile
"She reminds me of you." Naruto said
"Awesome and hot?" Youruichi said
"Well there's that but there's something about her, underneath the surface." Naruto said as he saw a massive amount of potential mixed with something like some hidden power she had buried deep down
"Maybe we can bring it out." Yoruichi said as it had been a while since she had taken another student
(Few weeks later)
"So what's up with this kid, Isshin? Other than I can't see his eyes past his hair." Naruto asked as he saw a muscular tall child that was the same age as Ichigo
"I find his information a little odd" Isshin said as 'Yasutora Sado' didn't have much information on his charts
"Um, Isshin, why am I sensing hollow power coming from him? I've been getting the same from Orihime." Naruto asked as he had sensed it building up in a small way as Orihime grew and saw the power was focusing around her hair pins that her older brother gave her
"I swear your senses are insane" Isshin said as he didn't pick up on anything
"Thank you" Naruto said with a smile 'wonder if there are more people like these kids' he thought as it was strange that these normal kids had hollow powers in them
"So what do we do with him?" Isshin asked as he didn't know what to do here
"Well, we can keep an eye on him for one." Naruto said as he would watch him
"Apparently he knows how to wrestle." Isshin said
"Well maybe I could help him there too." Naruto said as he went to talk to the kid
(few years later)
"Those two will be as thick as thieves" Naruto said as he smiled at the budding friendship between Chad and Ichigo
"Honestly thought you'd step in" Hikifune said to her husband
"I would've if he needed the help" Naruto said as the moment Chad's life was in danger those thugs would be on the ground fast and hard and wouldn't have been able to get up for a long time
(1 hour later)
"Looks like Ichigo won't go down until Chad does." Hikifune said as Chad and Ichigo were sparring against each other
"That's not going to be easy." Naruto said as both of them had been fueled by determination
"Just make sure they don't get blood all over the place." Hikifune said as the mats and the floor were white
"Sure thing, dear" Naruto said smiling as she kissed his cheek as she left "hows training?" he asked Yoruichi who was trying to sneak up on him
"Damn it" Yoruichi said as she was caught "and fine" she said as it was nice getting back into shape as she had been a little lazy and not kept up with her regular routine
"Yeah it's nice seeing you the regular kind of plump." Naruto said with a chuckle
"I'm always plump in the good way" Yoruichi said giving him a look
"That's not what Kisuke said" Narto said chuckling as she punched a hole in the wall and was muttering curses about Kisuke "So how goes the training with Tatsuki?" he asked wondering how the girl had been doing under the assassins tutelage
"Great kid's got talent." Yoruichi said with a pleased smile
"Yeah because she's got a good teacher." Naruto said as she kissed him
"Flattery will get you everywhere" Yoruichi said with her signature smile
"I know." Naruto said with a chuckle
"So how's Isshin's other kids doing?" Yoruichi asked before hearing a thud as Ichigo hit the mat hard
"Better than strawberry boy is doing." Naruto said as Chad seemed well talented in fighting
"I heard that!" Ichigo said sending Naruto a dirty look
"Don't focus on me strawberry, focus on your opponent!" Naruto said with a smile as he was intentionally trying to piss him off
"Stop calling me that!" Ichigo said before Chad tossed him out the ring
"I love teasing him like that." Naruto said to Yoruichi
"Hate to see what powers he awakens." Yoruichi said as Chad was dangerous enough with his regular two fists
"Be grateful he has a code because sometimes that is all we have" Naruto said to her seriously
"True, now how's about we get some lunch." Yoruichi said to him as her stomach grumbled
"After someone wakes strawberry boy up, is he breathing?" Naruto asked as Ichigo was on the floor
Chad pokes Ichigo and they all heard a groan
"He'll be fine so let's go try and stuff the bottomless pits we all call stomachs" Naruto said as Hikifune would love them
Ichigo got up albeit wobbly.
"You okay?" Chad asked helping him up
"No problem dude." Ichigo said before he began to lean to the right
"Whoa, whoa, okay this way Ichigo, come on." Chad said helping him over to a seat
"You hit like a demon, dude." Ichigo said rubbing his chest and face
"Hmm, now I don't know about that." Naruto said with a chuckle "now c'mon let's go eat" he said as they all went to feast
(Few years later)
"Congratulations!" Hikifune said as she just hired Orihime and Tatsuki after they graduated from high school "Ooh I've always wanted an apprentice, now I have two." she said embracing both girls
Both girls felt a little self conscious as they were pressed against the woman's massive bust more Tatsuki than Orihime, Orihime had developed greatly she had low E-cup breasts, curvy body, and a bubbly plump ass and Tatsuki had a high DD-cup breasts and an athletic body and ass
(with Naruto)
"Can I ask how or better yet what the hell happened?" Naruto said seeing a covered naked girl with short emerald hair, she had low D-cup breasts, slim body, and a round ass
"We literally found her in an alley" Kisuke said to him
"And you couldn't clothe her? Geez" Naruto asked as Kisuke was by no means a prude "Here" he said handing her a cloak to wear "God and you people call me a perv" he said as this could be seen as a bunch of different things
"Thank you." the girl said as she regained some consciousness
"Do you have a name?" Naruto asked her quietly
"Nozomi Kujo." Nozomi said to him
"Cujo? Like the dog?" Kisuke asked with a teasing smirk only for the girl to kick him in the face
"Well I like her." Naruto said as he chuckled seeing Kisuke's broken nose
Nozomi leans against Naruto finding him to be better than Kisuke to be around
"Don't worry, I'll look after you." Naruto said
"Even though you don't know anything about me?" Nozomi asked as that sounded pretty stupid from her point of view
"Well my gut says you're friendly, and I always trust my gut." Naruto said flashing his signature grin
Nozomi didn't know why but his goofy smile made her feel happy and warm inside
(few hours later)
"Okay when did we hire her?" Naruto asked looking at their newest bartender named Jackie Tristan, she had Mid E-cup breasts, curvy body, and a plump ass
"She came in while you were out." Hikifune said to him simply
"And this has nothing to do with the fact you were just as interested as me in the hollow powers developing in humans" Naruto said to her simply
"Maybe" Hikifune said with a small blush
Naruto just kissed her cheek "never change" he said with a grin
Suddenly the door opened
"Wel- oh it's just you guys. Your money's on the desk." Hikufune said as a group had been coming for some so called protection racket, she had enough money to set aside for these idiots as it was less trouble for them to just do it and she didn't wanna deal with the hassle of dealing with the cops and her restaurant becoming a murder scene
"Hmm, hello hottie." one of the guys said eyeballing Orihime
Naruto glanced up seeing them just in case
"C-Can I h-help you with anything?" Orihime asked shyly
"Maybe some fun." the guy said grabbed her arm
Before he could pull Naruto's arm grabbed his own before Tatsuki could act "That my friend is no way to treat a lady" he said to her with a glare
Suddenly Jackie walked over and picked up the two by their collars "Get out" she said tossing them out
"And you can forget about this little protection racket anymore." Naruto said with a smile and then looked at Jackie "how ever much you get paid it just got doubled" he said with a smile "just try and avoid people calling the cops and we're good" he said to her as she smiled
"Thanks handsome." Jackie said shooting him a wink
'I like her even more.' Naruto thought watching her ass as she walked away
'Whatever you say walking talking female sex appeal' Kurama said as Naruto attracted all women for every reason women saw in a partner
(Few weeks later)
"Well fuck." Naruto said as he looked at Rukia "Say it again, you made Tatsuki a part time Soul Reaper?" he asked her 'needs a gigai' he thought as Tatsuki's real body died making her a real legitimate soul reaper
"It was the only way to save her after Ichigo's powers awakened and she got hit" Rukia said as she was amazed this happened
"This day gets more crazy." Naruto said as this was insane
"I have a few mod souls that can help with-" Rukia was saying
"No, especially not that pervert with the leg strength." Naruto said as he knew what Kisuke had in stock
"A little late for that" Rukia said nervously as she gave it to Ichigo
"Fuck, I hate that little Kon." Naruto said as he that mod soul was a pain in the ass 'really glad Hikifune took over after that crazy guy' he thought as his wife's predecessor was insane
"Uh..." Rukia said pointing outside
Naruto turned and saw Kon being chased by a lot of women some of which where carrying baseball bats" better handle this before Ichigo's body gets arrested" he said to himself
"Good luck." Rukia said
(Few hours later)
Naruto walked in with returned Kon to his stuffed body and stuffed him in a bag "I see we're closed." he said to Jackie seeing that before he left the restaurant was still open
"You look tired." Jackie said as she saw all the sweat pouring down his body
"Chased this motherfucker all day" Naruto said holding the bag that Kon was in
"Let me out!" Kon said from in the bag
"Quiet you!" Naruto said giving the bag a smack before tossing it away
"Ow!" Kon said loudly
"Let me make you a drink." Jackie said as she got out the top shelf stuff and some limes
As Jackie was turned around getting stuff Naruto checked out her ass
"Enjoying the view?" Jackie asked not even turning around
"Yes." Naruto said not even denying it
"Glad you enjoyed it" Jackie said with a smirk "Wanna hear about a special way to take a shot?" she asked curiously
"I hate needles." Naruto said to her
"I meant an actual shot" Jackie said raising a shot glass
"I know, what is it?" Naruto asked chuckling
"Hold still" Jackie said as she cut a lime and rubbed it on the side of Naruto's neck "open wide" she said as he opened his mouth and she put the lime in his mouth
"Now what?" Naruto asked curiously
"This" Jackie said as she licked the spot where she swiped the lime and then drank a shot and began kissing Naruto with the lime between their mouths as they kissed and after a few moments of kissing Jackie pulled back with the lime piece in her mouth drained of its juices and spat it out
"I rather enjoyed that." Naruto said as that was definitely erotic
"Not as much as I did." Jackie said "I know other ways of taking shots if you wanna learn" she said with a lustful smile
"Show me, lovely bartender." Naruto said eagerly wanting to learn
"Well how's about taking a shot between these babies?" Jackie asked jiggling her breasts
"I'd take a shot anywhere on you, baby." Naruto said as that was an absolute truth
"Well come on honey, let's have some fun." Jackie said as she jumped on top of the bar table
"Yeah." Naruto said as he pulled her into a kiss and the two began making out
(LEMON WARNING)
As the two made out on top of the bar they began taking each other's clothes off
"I really love this job" Jackie said as she took off her pants and was left in her panties and bra
"Oh you have no idea." Naruto said with a smile as they kissed
Jackie grabbed a shot glass and put it between her breasts
"Remind me to try this with my wife." Naruto said as buried his face into her rack and drank the shot
"Ditto" Jackie said wanting to do things to her boss as well
Naruto put her on her knees and gave her another shot glass as he pulled her panties off "Pour it down yourself as I eat you out." he said to her
"I should have came here sooner." Jackie said as she took her bra off
Jackie poured the beer down her back as Naruto licked it while he ate her pussy out
'Damn he's good' Jackie thought as he was hitting her in all the right spots
"Enjoying yourself dear?" Hikifune asked as she walked in
"Yeah, come on and join in." Naruto said as his wife walked over and gave Jackie's pussy a long deep kiss
"Let me out I'm missing all the action!" Kon shouted from his bag
"Shut it you!" Naruto said more than tempted to burn that bag as he put a seal on it to stop him from hearing them
Hikifune poured beer down Jackie's front licking it as it went down the bartender's breasts
"Ready to see what my husband is packing?" Hikifune asked Jackie with a grin as watching her husband dominate women made her desire for him burn and make hade her pussy quiver
Naruto pulled down his pants and underwear
Hikifune licked her lips while Jackie felt her body heat up and her pussy moisten even more once she saw his cock
"Fuck" Jackie said not knowing what else to say
"There's going to be plenty of that, my dear." Hikifune said to her as she walked back into the kitchen and brought out a bottle with a glowing pink liquid "Jackie this is a special liquid I made it can get my husband drunk which is a real accomplishment but an added benefit is that it's an aphrodisiac" she said seeing Jackie's pussy get so wet it dripped beneath her
"Are you trying to have him destroy us?" Jackie asked as she saw Naruto work and he rarely got tired
"Oh he'll do that anyway, but this way it'll be even better." Hikifune said as she drank it and pulled Naruto in a kiss letting him drink it from her mouth
Naruto's eyes shot open as his pupils grew big and his cock started throbbing
"And just like that our pussys will be gaping holes" Hikifune said a blush on her face and breathing very hotly
Naruto grabbed Hikifune's clothes and tore them off her body before pushing her onto the bar he then began to attack her breasts before he began to roughly thrust into her pussy pounding her like an animal
Jackie watched this in hot lust not even daring to blink seeing them fuck like a pair of animals in heat
Naruto picked Hikifune up and thrusted up into her as he held her closely
Hikifune's eyes rolled upward as she was losing herself to the pleasure and bliss she was feeling 'I love it when he fucks me here' she thought as she loved working in places where Naruto fucked her as it made her hot and horny as she cooked
Naruto buried himself into her a roared as he began filling her up
Hikifune screamed in bliss before she fell back limply as her tongue hung from her mouth as she twitched every few seconds "you're next" she said looking directly at Jackie before she passed out
All Jackie could do was shiver in anticipation as Naruto dropped Hikifune before pulled her in before grabbing the same stuff Hikifune used on him before he made her drink it
Jackie's eyes became just like Naruto's as she felt the aphrodisiac take effect
Naruto flipped Jackie onto her stomach as he rubbed himself against her ass
"Take it please take it and cover me in your seed" Jackie said beggingly
Naruto grinned as he slammed into her ass shoving all of himself into her ass making her scream
"Don't stop please make me your slut fuck the money pay me in sex god" Jackie said becoming addicted to this immediately
Naruto began to slam into her like a freight train making her scream as she loses herself to the bliss she was feeling as her eyes rolled up and her tongue hung from her mouth
Jackie screamed louder and louder as Naruto fucked her knocking over Hikifune's booze making her and Naruto more horny before screaming even louder as he began alternating between her pussy and ass
They didn't realize when they were in their fit of passion Jackie's boots were glowing and flew right to Jackie's feet
'This just got better' Jackie thought as she felt Naruto fucking her getting better with each passing moment the more she sweat and the more that the spilled drinks on the bar coated her skin
Drool began to run down Jackie's face as she had a utterly fucked stupid look on her face
Naruto flopped her on her back putting her in the missionary position and when she put her feet onto the bar, she broke it but that didn't stop Naruto from fucking her
Naruto then roared as he erupted inside of her holes before pulling out as he coated her body white with his cum
Jackie felt a surge of power and energy as Naruto's cum hit her body and soon she desired more sex
"Oh shit" Yoruichi said as she walked in on the action and was soon tackled by Naruto who grabbed and she was forced to swallow the aphrodisiac as well
(with Nozomi)
Nozomi was hiding watching and masturbating furiously watching and hearing their screams silently wishing to be in their position
Naruto continued to fuck the three women for the entire night
(LEMON END)
(Next Day)
Naruto groaned as he rubbed his head getting up and saw the wrecked surroundings before spotting a familiar pink bottle as Jackie, Yoruichi and Hikifune were laying around him with satisfied smiles on their faces "Damn it, honey, you know I hate it when you use that shit, I actually want to enjoy the romps not have them and not remember what I did to you and the hangover is ungodly!" he said
"Well we rather enjoyed it." Hikifune said as she felt amazing
"Aw poor baby" Yoruichi said teasingly
"I can't feel my legs" Jackie said as the lower part of her body felt numb and sore
"Oh yeah well guess what the customers are gonna see when the customers come in in the next hour!" Naruto said before he looked at the clock seeing they were supposed to open in a hour
"Hold on" Hikifune said as she was sure she had something for this
"I hear there's money in floor shows!" Kon yelled from his bag revealing the seal wore off
"I keep forgetting he's in that fucking sac" Naruto said to himself
"How are we supposed to clean all this up in a hour?" Yoruichi asked
"I'm calling Orihime" Hikifune said as she grabbed a phone
"Why?" Naruto asked her
"the girl unlocked her powers" Hikifune said as she helped
"And your explanation for what caused this?" Naruto asked
"Uh… b-bar brawl?" Hikifune said getting blank looks from the others
"Knowing Orihime she'll buy that" Jackie said as she worked with the girl and sometimes she was a bit up there
(30 minutes later)
"Put that bottle down!" Naruto said as he saw Orihime picking up the pink bottle of aphrodisiac
"Why?" Orihime asked
"Just trust me, beautiful, you don't wanna know." Naruto said taking it from her before he threw it in the trash can
"I seriously wonder if she has a sex drive." Jackie asked Yoruichi
"Give me time I'll help her find it" Yoruichi said proudly with a lustful grin
"Let me out of this stupid thing already, please!" Kon said
"Oh alright, fine if you stay out of trouble." Naruto said as he unzipped the bag
Kon gasped loudly as he stuck his head out of the bag "I love air!" he said
"You can breathe?" everyone asked curiously
"I honestly thought he was like Pinocchio you know as he didn't have what counted" Yoruichi said as she looked at Naruto's crotch
"Screw you" Kon said as tears came down his face
"A talking plushie?" Orihime said a little confused
Kon looks at orihime and wolf whistles at her "Oh baby that's what I like!" he said but then groaned when Naruto threw him up the stairs to the second floor and closed the door
"Don't think about it too much now let me tell you what really happened last night." Yoruichi said running off with Orihime
"Orihime don't listen to her" Naruto said as he chased after her
(3 hours later)
"Now how are you two doing?" Naruto asked Ichigo and Tatsuki
"This is a little weird but cool." Tatsuki said as she grabbed a cup that wasn't broke and poured coffee into it not seeing a trace amount of glowing pink liquid
"The fuck happened in here, a typhoon?" Ichigo asked
"Something like that and give me that cup. It has something in it that's not meant for you" Naruto said seeing the familiar glow in that cup
"What is it?" Tatsuki asked wondering what was in the glass
"None of your business." Naruto said "Now we need to worry about anybody else coming after Rukia or you after what she did." he said
"Why would someone come after her?" Ichigo asked
"Listen soul society is filled with morons mostly central 46" Naruto said to him
"But why would they come after her?" Tatsuki asked curiously
"Well probably due to the rule against part time soul reapers" Naruto said as it was illegal to share soul reaper powers with the living
"So we're screwed?" Ichigo asked wanting to know the odds and what they were up against
"Nope, I can handle anyone they throw at us." Naruto said as he trained daily
"Naruto's one of the strongest soul reapers of all." Yoruichi said with a smirk as she winked at him
"Can you do that? I mean it can't be easy to fight a friend." Tatsuki asked as she felt kind of guilty as she put Rukia in this position
"Trust me when the chips are down any of us can do it" Naruto said as he had done it many times before
"Don't feel bad kid, this isn't your fault." Yoruichi said as Rukia made the right play
"Listen get use to your zanpakuto and slay a couple dozen hollows and we'll get training started" Naruto said as they were a little to green to start his training
"That thing that nearly chomped you, the Grand Fisher." Yoruichi said
"Though we could probably expect some help from your dad as he's a soul reaper as well." Naruto said to Ichigo
"What?!" Ichigo said in shock
"Damn it Isshin" Naruto said as Isshin told him he was slowly building up his son to all this
"I swear does that guy ever keep his word?" Yoruichi said as this was getting sad to deal with the giant man child
"Look train with me and deal with the hollows and you'll be able to handle them" Naruto said to them "and there are a few outside I say go" he said seeing Tatsuki and Ichigo leave their bodies
"Let's go." Ichigo said
"Why do you have such a big zanpakuto, are you trying to compensate for something?" Kon asked before a red faced Ichigo kicked him
Tatsuki covered her mouth chuckling at what Kon said
"Ichigo's zanpakuto is so big because his potential is big" Naruto said as Ichigo had a lot of raw power for someone his age
"Are you sure about that?" Yoruichi said snickering a little
"Oh shut up and move!" Ichigo said as he and Tatsuki left
(2 hours later)
"Well this was boring." Naruto said as he watched their fights and saw nothing
"You find all regular hollows boring." Yoruichi said as that was the case
"Who got those?" Naruto asked as he saw a patch of hollows with holes through them
"None of them did, hey you think it was that kid?" Yoruichi asked him curiously
"Uryu" Naruto said knowing the boy well as he helped his grandfather out in the boy's training
"I swear even for a rebellious quincy they still act like dicks" Yoruichi said as she only met Ryuken and he wasn't that great and in her opinion had a broom shoved way up inside his ass one could see it if he opened his mouth
"You think it was smart to let Rukia be in Ichigo's college?" Naruto asked as the kids breezed through highschool
"Well she has to hide somehow and someone needs to alert Tatsuki and Ichigo if a hollow is near." Yoruichi said as that was the situation
"I'm just worried who they'll send to get her" Naruto said as the soul society
"Well let's just worry about the hollows first." Yoruichi said as the soul society would take it's time
"Alright." Naruto said
(few days later)
Naruto notices a hollow trying to be sneaky heading to a orphanage "ok this one I'll handle personally" he said as he followed it "hey asshole" he said to the hollow 'doomed for hell' he thought as this soul was doomed
Naruto noticed the hollow was staring at a boy who was inside the orphanage "Oh no you don't!" he said as he cut his foot off
"Why you!" the hollow said before Naruto stabbed it through the head and as it bleed the doors of hell opened up pulling him
"See you in hell" Naruto said before the hollow was literally sent to hell "Now to see what's up with the kid," he said as he put his normal clothes back on and went inside
(2 hours later)
"And that's how you chose to adopt this kid? Because it was the target of a hollow?" Ichigo asked as that seemed a little much
"I chose to adopt him as that hollow was the same one who killed his mom." Naruto said as he did some research into the kid and the hollow's anger toward him made it that much more reasonable "Apparently when it was alive, that hollow was a serial killer." he said before looking to his adopted child "Every time Yuichi here would get adopted that hollow would come and kill them finding it enjoyable, without a doubt he went to hell after I killed it." he said before sweat dropping seeing Hikifune was already spoiling the kid
"Well good luck with your brat." Ichigo said before Naruto stepped on his foot making him groan loudly
"I'm sorry what was that?" Naruto asked him as he delivered a swift hard punch to his gut
"Nothing." Ichigo groaned out
"Be glad it was me and not his mother" Naruto said as Hikifune was a nightmare when angered "Now if you insult him again I'll have Hikifune ban you from the restaurant." he said
"No please don't, don't make me go back to eating my dad's food." Ichigo said beggingly as his sister's cooking was the best and his father's was the opposite
"You wanna try bad food you should have seen what Orihime was making before Hikifune took her under her wing" Naruto said
"Want anything to eat honey, you're as skinny as a skeleton." Hikifune asked Yuichi
"I don't know what I want, they didn't have many choices of food in that orphanage." Yuichi said
Hikifune's eyebrow twitched for a moment "Naruto please watch him while I make him some food." she said with a smile on her face trying not to show her rage giving him a hug
'Well whoever ran that orphanage is dead' Naruto thought as Hikifune was letting out a massive amount of killing intent
"I've heard of that orphanage apparently they don't get many donations." Ichigo said as he was sure he passed it
"I'll make a donation...and beat the sh-hell out of someone while I'm there" Naruto said remembering there was a child in the vicinity
Yuichi just silently drank his orange juice as he minded his business
"You okay kid?" Ichigo asked wondering if he was alright
Yuichi just silently nodded
"Give him time he's still adjusting" Naruto said as after all Yuichi has been through he can understand his behavior "Besides he doesn't know you." he said as it was common for kids to do that
"Oh." Ichigo said feeling like a little sad for him
"Like I said, give him time." Naruto said as he rubbed Yuichi's hair
"My special chocolate chip pancakes, be careful they're hot." Hikifune said coming out of the kitchen
Ichigo felt his mouth water as he tried to touch it but Hikifune smacked his hand with a wooden spoon "Not for you, he needs it as he's just skin and bones, poor thing." she said
"Got it, I don't know what's more dangerous, her kitchen stuff or her sword." Ichigo said
"I've never had chocolate before." Yuichi said tasting the pancakes and being surprised there is chocolate in them
The trio felt their hearts tear from hearing a child has never had chocolate before
"Ichigo spread the word, I'm starting a fundraiser for that orphanage." Hikifune said with a look that said it wasn't a request it was a demand
"Oh I will." Ichigo said as he did what any sensible man would do and ran for his damn life
(The next day)
"Sup people." Ichigo said coming in
As usual Yuichi was silent as Jackie rubbed his head
"You're just in time for breakfast." Orihime said happily
"So how's the kid adjusting?" Ichigo asked Naruto
"Well he had a nightmare of the monster coming back and getting us, so he crawled into bed with us and slept there, then he slept like a baby." Naruto said as that reminded that life really sucked a lot of the time
"Poor kid." Ichigo said as he was a similar way with his mom in the state that she was in
"Buttermilk pancakes, with butter and syrup." Orihime said putting the pancakes down for Ichigo
"Don't worry, they're delicious." Naruto said putting Ichigo's nerves at ease as he remembered Orihime's cooking style was strange and oftentimes nasty
Ichigo took a bite and loved it "Perfect thing for breakfast, huh kid?" he asked Yuichi getting a silent nod
"Don't worry Ichigo, he'll warm up to you eventually." Tatsuki said with a chuckle as to others Ichigo was a bit intimidating and even scary with that permanent scowl that always seemed on his face
"Yeah but why does he warm up to all of you so easily?" Ichigo asked her as Yuichi seemed to be getting along with the girls here in the restaurant easier than him
"Cause they're girls?" Naruto said shrugging as people usually responded well sometimes to the opposite sex
"Probably because you all give him food after food and snack after snack" Ichigo said before Naruto whacked him on the head with Hikifune's spoon
"He needs meat on his bones so he has a excuse to getting so much food" Naruto said
"Would you cut it out with that dang spoon!" Ichigo said as he is getting tired of getting whacked by that thing
(Few days later)
"So they're here" Naruto said as he could sense soul reapers enter the town
"I sense smallfry Ichigo and Tatsuki can handle them" Yoruichi said as this was just sad
"Well my worry is any strong guys coming with the smallfry as they can't handle them." Naruto said as they were just waiting for someone strong
"That's why we're here." Yoruichi said patting him on the back
"Yeah, hopefully they've been training as if I have to fight them and get bored and I'll be very mad." Naruto said as he hoped his friends back in the soul society kept training while he's been gone
"Why do you think Aizen does what he does?" Yoruichi asked him her mind just wandering
"He knows he different from everyone else and in that loneliness of not having someone he gave into this notion that he is superior" Naruto said as Aizen had a similar mindset to Orochimaru and that honestly scared him a little
"Sometimes you talk just like him." Yoruichi said as it was freaky
"That's because we're alike despite a vast number a differences it came down to one thing Yoruichi a choice" Naruto said as Aizen had the same choice as he and Sasuke did and like Sasuke he chose to be something dark and twisted
"Watching him go through the soul reapers is just sad, he's a green horn and they're going down like flies, the same with Tatsuki." Yoruichi said as standards really fell
"They've had great teachers." Naruto said as he put a arm around her
(With Ichigo and Tatsuki)
The two stood on a pile of defeated soul reapers, some having broken teeth and noses along with black eyes
"That was a piece of cake." Tatsuki said as she and Ichigo fist bumped
"Right now what do we do with these jackasses?" Ichigo asked as soul reapers had a kinda do or die kinda code always sacrificing themselves for the 'honor of the soul society' or some kinda brainwashing crap
"Send them away? I honestly don't really care as long as they're away from Rukia ." Tatsuki said not willing to condemn a friend to death
"Yeah but how there's like 200 of these idiots." Ichigo said as the piles were huge
Tatsuki just shrugged as she had no idea
"You let us worry about that." Yoruichi said as this would be easy for her as being an assassin meant she did all kinds of jobs this wouldn't be that different from some of the things she did
"100 opponents for the both of you, damn." Naruto said applauding them as that was impressive
"Aw, shucks, it wasn't nothing these guys were just easy." Tatsuki said
"Be glad your teachers are awesome" Naruto said as there was training and borderline insanity that people like him called training
Suddenly the very air felt slightly heavy to Ichigo and Tatsuki
"Whoa, what was that?" Ichigo asked as he felt like he'd fall over
"That was spiritual pressure you were feeling." Naruto said as he wasn't affected at all
"You don't think they'd send him, would you?" Yoruichi asked as now the game was getting dicey
"It's his sister, he wouldn't turn against her would he?" Naruto asked her curiously
"And risk his wife's wrath?" Yoruichi asked as Byakuya wasn't that stupid
"Fairpoint, but I recognize half of that pressure as Renji's and some of it being Rangiku's." Naruto said
"Plan on filling us in anytime soon?" Tatsuki asked them wanting to know what/who they were talking about
"Some friends we know along with one we don't really know, at least I don't, have shown up." Naruto said as he detected 3 signatures two familiar one not so much
"Well, let's go investigate" Tatsuki said running off with Ichigo
"Wait!" Yoruichi said as they were running to the sources of the spirit energy and and the sources were heading for them
"Let's hold back, let's see how good they are." Naruto said wanting to see how they were against a more experience opponent
(30 minutes later)
'Oi Naruto, I'm sensing Matatabi!' Kurama said
'Oh shit' Naruto thought as he was sensing the same thing in the direction Tatsuki and Ichigo went while also sensed a burst in spiritual energy
Naruto and Yoruichi raced off to the location and when they got there they saw blue flames all over the place and saw Tatsuki who now was wearing blue tiger-like gauntlets. Across from them was Renji and Rangiku and a white haired teen boy, Rangiku had very high E cups round plump ass
"Interesting, a fire type huh? Maybe I'll show you this, Roar, Zabi-" Renji was saying
"I think that's enough Renji" Naruto said as he appeared between them
"Naruto?!" Renji said
Rangiku was silent as she had hearts in her eyes looking at him while the white haired guy looked at her strangely
"It's been a while Rangiku, I see you've grown into a beautiful woman." Naruto said with a smile
"Hey, don't forget about me!" Renji said as he didn't like being ignored
"Who's the kid?" Naruto asked looking at the white haired guy with them "Is he your little brother, Rangiku?" he asked making said guy face fault and Rangiku to cover her mouth trying not to laugh
"Jeez this kid is as old as my sisters" Ichigo said
"I am not a fucking kid! I am Toshiro Hitsugaya!" the boy said in anger
"Could've fooled me, midget" Naruto said making the others laugh
"So you're the illustrious Naruto Uzumaki, the soul society speaks of gotta say you don't look like much." Toshiro said
"And you look like a brat." Naruto said simply as to him Toshiro was a kid
"He's my captain." Rangiku said with a teasing smirk
"Taking orders from a kid, I pity you Rangiku." Naruto said as that was both sad and impressive, sad for Rangiku and impressive for Toshiro as he seemed very strong
"I am not a kid!" Toshiro yelled
"Why don't you come back when you have a few more centuries on your belt Toshiro?" Naruto said as there was a vast difference in skill between them
"Please I can handle you." Toshiro said
"Is that so?" Naruto asked as he placed a hand on his Zanpakutos making everyone else tense up
"I'm out!" Renji said as he wasn't stupid enough to take on the man who helped him get so skilled
Toshiro blinked and suddenly found Naruto in front of him with his zanpakutos pointed at his neck "You should learn to respect your elders" he said as he was willing to kick this childs ass harder than he did with Ichigo and Tatsuki
"Two Zanpakuto? How?" Toshiro asked only ever seeing that with two of the captains
"How's about you get out of here greenhorn, before you get into trouble." Naruto said as it was less a remark and more of a demand
Toshiro growled as he knocked the zanpakuto pointed at his neck down and swiped but only hit air before Naruto reappeared behind him and kicked him onto his stomach
Rangiku and Renji were hiding behind a tree, not wanting to get caught in the crossfire
"Listen kid, there's a fair difference between skill and arrogance, and I'm seeing more arrogance right now, so I'll only say this once more, leave now." Naruto said as he flared his spirit energy to make the point as clear as possible
"Grr, I'll be back for Rukia." Toshiro said as he left
"Alright Rangiku moron get your assess down here" Naruto said to them
"Hey!" Renji said
"What are you doing? They just attacked us!" Ichigo said
"I know them and I taught her so be careful" Naruto said warningly
"You taught me too, albeit probably not as much as her." Renji said as Rangiku had been a soul reaper a little bit longer than him
"Okay stickler for details, what the hell is going on?" Yoruichi asked
"Central 46 sent us out to get Rukia" Rangiku said giving them the short and quick version
"If Aizen is involved there's more to this." Naruto said as central 46 rarely gave a rat's ass on a soul reaper here and despite Rukia's noble status it really shouldn't have changed anything
"Can we talk over food? I'm starving." Rangiku asked as she complained cutely
"Follow me, my lovely orange head." Naruto said as he rubbed her head
"Oi." Renji said finding that just stupid before Rangiku elbowed him in the gut
"Next time I aim for something lower" Rangiku said threateningly to him
"That's my girl." Naruto said putting an arm around her "Oh and Tatsuki, congratulations on awakening your zanpakuto, now Ichigo really needs to catch up." he said teasingly
"Training lets go" Ichigo said as he and Tatsuki were very competitive and he was not willing to let that stand
"After lunch." Tatsuki said "Now how do you make the gauntlets go away?" she asked them
"You mean to tell me my attack got destroyed by a girl who just awakened her zanpakuto?!" Renji asked before he began crying anime tears
"Yep never doubt an opponent first thing he taught us" Rangiku said to him
"How do you make them turn back into the sword?" Tatsuki asked before suddenly her gauntlets glowed blue before uniting, changing back into her sword "Nevermind" she said simply
"Alright we need to start training before the soul society sends their big time players we're strong but these people have things equivalent to map wiping techniques" Naruto said remembering the flower crane cannon they had locked away
"So no lunch then?" Rangiku and Tatsuki asked
"Later." Naruto said making them whine
(Few hours later)
"I swear one of these days I'm going to beat you!" Ichigo said as Tatsuki once again beat him
"Okay, Strawberry, settle down." Naruto said as he and Tatsuki shared a laugh "Alright, I think we've all earned some lunch." he said
"Oh is it Hikifune? I loved her sweets" Rangiku said jumping in joy making her breasts go up and down and sway
"She made a restaurant." Naruto said to her making her squeal in excitement
"And foxy here made a hospital." Yoruichi said to her filling her in
"Awesome, let's eat!" Rangiku said as she dragged Naruto behind her eager to eat Hikifune's food once again
"Some things never change" Yoruichi said as this was fun
"Wait for us!" Tatsuki said
(few minutes later)
"Ah young love" Hikifune said as she smiled as she drank her tea watching Rukia kick Renji in the face repeatedly
"Ahhh, it's as good as I remember!" Rangiku said as she let out a pleasured sexual moan from eating the woman's cooking
"You can come in Yuichi, they're friends." Naruto said as his adopted son was poking his head out of the kitchen
"Did you and Hikifune finally have a kid?" Renji asked in shock
"Adopted but it doesn't take the fun out of trying" Naruto said as Hikifune threw a ladle at his forehead
"Don't talk like that in front of him!" Hikifune said as she was covering Yuichi's ears
"Oh he's so cute!" Rangiku said, going over to them only for Yuichi to hide behind his mother "Oh shy little guy." she said finding that adorable
"He warms up to women faster than men as he's still scared of Ichigo." Hikifune said rubbing Yuichi's head
"Well berry boy does have a scary face" Rangiku said plainly "you should lose the scowl not very appealing" she said making him glare at her
(few hours later)
"So those assholes are finally making their move." Hiyori said as she drank
"Yes also stop drinking my booze you don't pay shit" Naruto said to her simply
"You know a they'll send a captain here with authorization to use their full power right" Shinji said as soul reaper's of captain and lieutenant class had their power diminished greatly once they entered the world of the living and needed special clearance
"Old man wouldn't come here himself so that limits a few people" Naruto said as Yamamoto wouldn't waste lives knowing when failure was guaranteed
"What about that creep Mayuri, he's never liked you." Hiyori said as she always hated that man
"He doesn't like anyone period." Naruto said as Mayuri was literally insane
"So what do you think my former lieutenant will do next" Shinji asked as even to this day Aizen's motives were never clear to him
"There must be something Rukia has that he wants" Naruto said as he was having some issues figuring it out
"Well be glad you have time to prepare" Shinji said as time was a valuable asset to have
"But why is Aizen wanting her?" Hiyori asked feeling like they were missing something crucial
"What if it's not something she has with her, but rather something that is in her." Naruto said in realization
"You lost me, man." Ichigo said a little confused
"Rukia is a target for Aizen, why? She doesn't have anything special, she just made Tatsuki a part time soul reaper, so why target her? She must have something within herself that he possibly planted, and now is wanting it back." Naruto said
"Still confused, here." Ichigo said
"Oh fuck Kisuke" Yoruichi said in realization as she jolted up
"He planted the hogyoku inside her" Naruto said as he wondered why Rukia's power were diminishing rather than returning
"What's this about a pig?" Ichigo asked before Yoruichi smacked him on the head
"I'm gonna guess there is no safe way to remove it" Shinji said as making a human a container seemed wrong on many levels
"That's why he's using the part time shinigami crime to his advantage, she either must die or be put through much trauma before he can take it" Naruto said
"If someone doesn't start filling me in I'm punching somebody." Ichigo said
"Ok brat I'll fill you in the hogyoku is a small ball that basically bridges a soul reapers power with that of a hollow but it's not perfect Naruto found that out himself can't be nature kid" Shinji said as Naruto assisted them in gaining their true hollow powers
"Okay and this Kisuke?" Ichigo asked not knowing the name
"I call him sock head or clogs." Naruto said chuckling a little at Kisuke's fashion sense
"Okay besides horrible fashion sense, what did he do?" Ichigo asked wanting details
"Sells candy and gets involved with weird ass shit and if I'm being honest he may have a slight addiction to kamen rider and power rangers/super sentai" Naruto said as Kisuke had inventions that were similar to the shows
"Okay but what does he have to do with this Hogyoku and Rukia?" Tatsuki asked wondering how all of this played into that
"People want power no matter what people wanna be the ones on top of the food chain wanting to change the rules" Shinji said as that how life 'least hollows are honest about it' he thought to himself as with hollows they knew where they stood with other hollows
"So you think he put the thing in her for Aizen?" Ichigo asked
"No he did it to keep it from him" Naruto said as Kisuke didn't do anything without reason
"So what, we take it out and put it in someone else? Like you?" Ichigo asked Naruto
"I'd rather it be in no hands than the wrong hands, and besides I don't think it'll be that easy" Naruto said as Kisuke had fail safes for his fail safes so it'd be next to impossible to remove it without knowing how to remove it from Rukia without killing her
"Shit, hey what's that smell?" Ichigo asked smelling something before looking up to see some purple liquid on the ceiling
"Well Hikifune is gonna murder someone" Naruto said as that liquid was acid and it was burning right through
"Move!" Rangiku said as Hikifune grabbed Yuichi just before the floor above them came down
"I'm going to beat the crap out of whoever did that, right after I sue them!" Hikifune looking at the giant hole that was the second floor of her restaurant
"Alright dick come out" Naruto said making a barrier as he saw a mist appear around them
"I'm scared." Yuichi said holding Hikifune tightly
'And just like that his death is guaranteed' Naruto thought as Hikifune was letting out some bloodlust
"It had been a long time, Uzumaki." A familiar voice came through the mist
"Oh, you." Naruto said as Mayuri approached
"Mom is he a clown?" Yuichi asked
"Not the funny kind" Hikifune said to him 'more along the lines of psychotic crazy murder clown' she thought as that was her
"J-just who are you calling a clown?!" Mayuri said, making some of them chuckle seeing his reaction "Wait, how can you see me boy?" he asked "Guess I'll have two specimens to look at." he said
"Get out of here Pennywise, right after you fix the hole you put in my wifes restaurant." Naruto said as he really wanted to kill him
"Oh but not without your body. For too long I've wished to study you, and now I will finally get my chance." Mayuri said as his eyes spun
"Yeah right, screw you." Ichigo said gripping his zanpakuto
"Leave this guy to us, you want Yuichi, then you have to go through me buddy!" Naruto said as Hikifune stood by him
"You won't touch a hair on my son's head!" Hikifune said, grabbing her zanpakuto "get in line Naruto. That asshole has made my old division a disgrace and now he wants my kid I'm gonna put this rabid dog down for good" she said with bloodlust in her eyes
"How'd you get her to marry you?" Ichigo asked as this woman was terrifying
"I honestly have no clue sometimes" Naruto said as it was hard in more ways than one seeing his wife like this
"Please a relic like you-" Kurotsuchi was saying before Hikifune cut off his arm
"Well he's dead" Yoruichi said as this would be fun to watch
"Damn that hurt" Kurotsuchi said as he injected the stub and regrew his arm
"Oh good you have spare parts I'll have even more joy when I rip them off repeatedly" Hikifune said with a sadistic grin
"I say this to you both" Naruto said looking at Renji and Ichigo "piss her off and you die" he said
"Hikifune you were a waste of talent because of your obsession with food" Mayuri said as he thought she was a waste on the position
"I was a waste interesting well Kurotsuchi let me ask you this if I was a waste what does that make you" Hikifune asked him coyly
Mayuri growled angrily at her
"Get him mom, take that clown down!" Yuichi said
"I'm not a clown!" Mayuri said
"Those fingernails say something different " Hiyori said under her breath
"That make up says otherwise" Hikifune said laughing
"And that gut of yours says you're fat!" Mayuri said
Suddenly the very air became thick and heavy
"What did you call me?" Hikifune asked in a low dangerous tone
"Wow" Rangiku said as she suppressed a laugh "he's gonna die" she said as the last time someone said to her they ended up in squad 4 for 3 months
"I'm not fat…. I AM PLUMP!" Hikifune shouted as she charged
"Yes, you are plump… for a cow." Mayuri said
"Hell seems less terrifying" Ichigo said as the gates of hell seemed way less scary than the aura Hikifune was letting off
Hikifune let out a long sigh as she held out her hand
"Is that?" Yoruichi asked as she saw a small ball appear in her hand
"Yep" Naruto said proudly as he saw his signature technique
"Rasengan" Hikifune said as she charged at Kurotsuchi and shredded a large part of his body giving him an extremely fatal wound
"You whore!" Kurotsuchi said as he stabbed himself and started to become green goop
"Oh no you don't" Hikifune said as she stabbed the still solid part of his body
"AHHHHHH what did you do?!" Mayuri said as he felt tremendous pain
"Antitoxins I figure why let you return to normal when I could end you instead" Hikifune said as she knew about what Kuruotsuchi did to himself and to his zanpakuto and found a way to stop most of his poisons especially this one "now all you'll do is melt away" she said with a chuckle
"Don't worry I'll take care of Nemu" Naruto said as he kept tabs on this one and knew about his 'daughter' who he abused in every sense of the word
"You'll pay for this." Mayuri said as he was just a goopy head at that point glaring at them
"Oh shut up." Hikifune said as she stomped on the goop that was his head
The others stood over the goop that was Mayuri
"Not bad for a cow huh?" Renji said to the goop before seeing Hikifune looking at him "Uh, who said that?! I'll go get them" he said running away
"Idiot" all the women there said as Renji tended to be a moron
"Well this sucks." Naruto said making everyone look at him "With him dead, that means we have to do the repairs ourself." he said
"Shit." Ichigo said as Naruto grabbed his collar
"Yeah now get to work" Naruto said as they got to work
"I'll get cooking" Hikifune said as the kitchen was untouched
"Can I help?" Yuichi asked curiously
Hikifune squealed and hugged Yuichi "my baby wants to be a cook!" She said happily as she hugged him with tears in her eyes
"Let's hope the next guy they send is way less creepy." Tatsuki said as this clown guy was nuts
"Yeah odds are a bit iffy on that one" Naruto said as there were a lot of crazies in the soul society
"Where is Rukia, anyway?" Rangiku asked not seeing her midget friend
"I thought she was at my house" Ichigo said as she was sleeping in his closet
"What man lets a woman sleep in a damn closet?" Naruto asked curiously
"This idiot." Tatsuki said pointing her thumb at Ichigo
"And when was the last time you checked on her?" Naruto asked getting silence from Ichigo "You damn moron!" he said as they all ran there
"Seriously though did she not complain about it?" Tatsuki said as she had seen Ichigo's closet and it was small
"Actually she was the one who wanted to sleep in it" Ichigo said as he always found that odd about the small girl
(Few minutes later)
"What are you doing here?" Naruto asked seeing Toshiro eating with the Kurosaki family
"You know our guest?" Karin and Yuzu asked
"Kinda." Naruto said as he was restraining himself from slapping him in the face but due to Yuzu being there it kinda
"If you're looking for Rukia, it's too late, Ikkaku took her, I tried to stop him but I could only do so much in my weakened state." Toshiro said as he was in a gigai and he couldn't overrule an order from the head captain
"He's telling the truth, I too tried to step in." Uryu said as he came into the room with bandages wrapped around his head and arms
"Damn, Ikkaku did that to you?" Rangiku asked as she knew her friend was sadistic but to do that to a 'living' person was over the line
"Yeah, he got me before I could act." Uryu said as he berated himself for not being prepared
"As the quincy has said, I am clearly on your side." Toshiro said to him
"Isshin got to you didn't he?" Naruto asked curiously
"No, they did. They appear to have some attraction to me." Toshiro said looking at Ichigo's sisters
"Well be careful." Naruto said as Ichigo was glaring at him
"I'm not afraid of a greenhorn." Toshiro said
"You do realize you're in a gigai and he's not right" Naruto said to him making him realize the obvious fact
"I have seen on television sisters will not allow their brothers to harm the guys that they like." Toshiro said
"If that's true you are very lucky." Naruto said chuckling a little 'people will believe anything on tv' he thought wondering how'd this would go
"Guess we have to go save Rukia." Yoruichi said as she always liked causing chaos and mischief one of the reasons she and Naruto got along so great
Ichigo growled angrily
"Girls giving you the puppy dog eyes not wanting you to hurt him?" Naruto asked getting a nod from Ichigo "Them puppy dog eyes get you every time." he said
Ichigo nodded as his sisters puppy dog eyes were his greatest weakness
"Let's go." Uryu said as he began unwrapping his bandages
"Indeed." Toshiro said doing the same thing with his bandages
"Hey I don't know if you two are good enough to fight." Naruto said
"Try and stop us." Uryu said firmly as he hated losing to anyone
"As much as I'd like to get even with you, I'd like to get even with Ikkaku more." Toshiro said wanting to get back at him for taking advantage of his weakened state
"Well alright then." Naruto said as he needed to do some planning
"Good luck trying to get away from them, my sisters can be kinda clingy with people they like." Ichigo said to Toshiro
"I beat you, how hard can they be?" Toshiro asked him
'Never doubt the power of a woman man it'll kill you' Naruto said as he never underestimated what women could do as the women he knew were not people one messed with
"And that's saying something as his wife killed that Mayuri guy." Ichigo said as that would be forever burned in his mind
"Captain Kurotsuchi was killed?!" Toshiro said shocked
"Yeah and now we need to train especially you as you haven't awakened your zanpakuto yet." Naruto said to Ichigo as he yanked him away
(Few hours later)
"Gah, what the fuck am I doing wrong?!" Ichigo said as the best he was getting was a strong glow before it dimmed down
"You're trying to force it Ichigo." Naruto said as one couldn't force a bond
"Well we don't have time, as every minute we waste could mean Rukia's one more inch closer to death!" Ichigo said angrily
"Calm down, it's not going to awaken if you force it too." Naruto said to him "your anger is clouding your mind clear your mind of all thoughts calm the storm that is your mind" he said to him
"Okay Yoda, give me a minute." Ichigo said making some of the others laugh "Gotta try" he said as he began meditating
"Mmmmm Do or do not, there is no try." Naruto said sounding like Yoda
Ichigo calmed himself and dug down deep and felt his spiritual pressure rise and began to rage out of control
'This is a new one'Naruto thought as he saw white goo come out of Ichigo's eyes and mouth 'I'm gonna kill those two' he thought wanting to murder a certain doctor and shop keeper
Naruto went over and flashed his spiritual power causing the white goo to go back in
'So he really does have hollow powers like you said.' Kurama said as this wouldn't end well
'And considering how long Yuzu and Karin have been around him, they may as well' Kaguya said as she didn't know how genetic it would be
Black energy began to seep from Ichigo's body as his soul chain broke off his chest
'Black Reiatsu, interesting.' Naruto thought as it seemed his spirit energy could become negative
Ichigo's Zanpakuto began to glow brightly
"Well let's take a step back" Naruto said as awakening a zanpakuto and hollow powers at the same time would be very violent and he was proven right when a surge of spirit energy and when it died he saw Ichigo hold a cleaver like sword and saw he had a hollow mask on
Naruto grabbed Ichigo's ear and pulled hard on it
"Ow, what'd you do that for?!" Ichigo said as his mask went away
"You were doing too much." Naruto said to him
"Like what?" Ichigo asked before Naruto made his head look down "My sword got bigger?" he said
"Pfft, there has to be a better way to say that." Naruto said laughing as there were many jokes to say there
"Oh ha, ha, now am I ready?" Ichigo asked him
"No and I don't have time to teach you so you're gonna learn from the biggest most vindictive idiot I know" Naruto said with a grin
"You have a brother?" Ichigo asked before Naruto punched him on the head
"No, he's not related to me you idiot!" Naruto said in anger "You definitely are your father's son." he said shaking his head
(few hours later)
"You have got to be fucking kidding me." Naruto said as Yuzu and Karin had awakened their powers as well "Let's see if you're better than your brother, although to be honest that's very easy." he said before laughing
"Are you sure, I mean we don't wanna hurt you." Yuzu said
"Oh trust me, you won't."Naruto said as he would not be hurt at all
(few hours later)
"Of course it's the place you least expect" Naruto said covered in sand
'Hard to believe his innocent sister has my maniac of a brother' Kurama said as the sweet innocent girl was holding a psychotic pain in the ass
'Makes me worry what her sister has.' Naruto thought as he was having a tough time pinning that one down
"So you're more quincy" Naruto said as he looked at Yuzu's sand bow with glowing blue markings similar to Shukaku "And you're more soul reaper." he said seeing a blue broadsword that had salty air around it
"Cool." Karin said as she looked over her sword
"Well at least you unlocked your powers quicker than your brother"
"He's not going to like being shown up by us." Karin said with a grin liking the fact she could mess with her brother and father
"Especially after he got shown up by Tatsuki." Naruto said with a smile
"Will that Toshiro guy like that?" Yuzu asked curiously
'He wasn't kidding when he said they found him attractive.' Naruto thought with a chuckle 'oh crap does he know about Isshin and vice versa?' he thought thinking this would get a lot funnier
"Where is our strawberry of a brother?" Karin asked knowing that pissed him off greatly
"Elsewhere training." Naruto said to her liking her spirit
"I wanna beat up bad guys!" Yuzu said holding up her arrow
"Ok starting to see some family resemblance to your father's side of the family" Naruto said as Yuzu didn't seem very afraid of violence despite her calm compassionate nature
Yuzu swung her bow around making action noises before she accidentally whacked her sister on the head
"Ow, what the hell!" Karin said before the sisters began fighting
"Oh, boy." Naruto said, sighing before he smiled, letting them fight "Aren't you two a little immature to be high schoolers?" he asked
"Aren't you a bit immature to be someone's teacher?" They asked silencing him
"Touche." Naruto said with a smile "now let's get to work" he said wanting to kick their training into gear
"Woo!" Yuzu said excitedly
"Yeah let's beat Ichigo!" Karin said wanting to kick her brother's ass and show him up
'Classic sisters.' Naruto thought rolling his eyes
(Few hours later)
'This is starting to get less fun' Naruto thought as he had been throwing tennis balls long distances high up and even enhanced his throws tossing them at great speeds yet Yuzu hit them all dead on it was honestly scary
'Natural prodigy with that thing' Kurama said as this was impressing him 'she makes up with her lack of power with that skill' he said as Yuzu had smaller reserves than her elder siblings but she was still larger than average in comparison to others
'Young Karin is no slouch either.' Kaguya said as every ball Naruto threw, she would slice to pieces
'They really are their parents' kids.' Naruto thought as they may have been twins but they were basically night and day
Naruto jumped back as an arrow landed dangerously close between his legs "Hey, easy Yuzu I still need what's there!" he said in a higher pitch as he felt his life flash before his eyes
"My bad!" Yuzu said "Can we beat up Ichigo now?" she asked
"After one day not a chance in hell" Naruto said as he knew they'd lose as Ichigo had experience training couldn't give someone that
"Aww." Yuzu said
"You'll get there eventually." Naruto said reassuring them
(late at night)
"So we have to leave?" Rangiku said as she pouted
"We need people on the inside and last I checked you, dumbass, and shorty weren't wanted for treason" Naruto said as he looked at her, Renji, and Toshiro
"Isn't that what all those women who liked you were for?" Renji asked before Rangiku hit him
"Your lack of love life later, be careful." Naruto said to him before addressing the others
"What no kiss goodbye for her?" Renji asked getting hit again
"He does have a point" Rangiku said as she pulled him into a kiss and dragged him down to the floor as they made out
"Okay." Toshiro said pulling her back
"Aww" Rangiku said whining wanting to continue
"Wow" Naruto said as his face was covered in lipstick kiss marks, he then grabbed her ass and gave it a squeeze "be patient" he said with a smile
"We gotta go, drooliet." Toshiro said pulling Rangiku with him
"Drooliet, ha!" Renji said as Rangiku then punch him in the face knocking him out
"You knocked him out, you carry him." Toshiro said making her whine
"See you in a few weeks" Naruto said with a smile
"Don't forget me" Rangiku said blowing him a kiss
"That's impossible." Naruto said with a smile
"Move" Toshiro said as he was dragging her away
"Good luck." Naruto said as stuff would get real soon