Rock Paper Scissors

Jon

It was simple; she was trying to kill him. That was the only thought going through his head when he woke after what must have been the worst night's sleep he'd ever god damn had. Bitch, Witch, they were both apt names for the evil seductress, tormenting and teasing until he was sure his head was going to explode, but that heat, wow! How wet she was as she trailed along his cock… Fucking hell! Oh, how he wanted to pin her down and fuck her senseless though he bit his tongue forced a smile to his face and claimed nonchalance. Holding her prisoner against his chest while he explored her heat with his fingers, it wasn't enough but he was sure to get her back properly at some point.

Jon's mood could only be described as a flippant storm as the morning rolled by half wanting to throw her off the mountain while the other half wanted to lock her in the tent and drive her crazy. Instead, he sat through breakfast with all those bastards relishing in how enjoyable their night had been; they weren't even hiding it. The bloody lot of them wearing their love bites and tussled hair proudly, and it just made everything worse. There was a little satisfaction though, knowing she was suffering just as much as he was at the very least… Still, it just wasn't satisfying enough. Jon attempted to clear his mind, to think of other things but it was a little hard when he caught her gaze watching the way she glanced around to make sure no one was looking before she very fucking slowly trailed her tongue along her lips like the evil woman she bloody was.

Thankfully, they needed to help tidy away the camp and despite being a rather tedious task it kept him occupied well until he went to help Dany pack up her tent. He was relying on self-restraint alone to stop himself from pulling her closer; it was bad enough being at the opposite side of the campfire but being in a confined space; he needed a bloody drink. He miraculously managed to keep his hands to himself, downright avoiding her until they set off back down the mountain. They descended the mountain as a group walking together as opposed to racing and he was grateful because the slower pace allowed him to calm down. It went unsaid, but it was clear that no one seemed to be looking forward to the next leg of the trip, and he could say with a certainty he wasn't either though he knew it didn't change much, well it shouldn't. He was looking forward to seeing some group though, but he was dreading the how Daario was going to act around Daenerys…

On the way down Arya pulled him to one side with note page open on her phone, he could only laugh as he saw the bets she was taking for when Daario turned up, or specifically what he was going to give to Dany when he arrived… It seemed everyone was having a slice of the action well everyone except Daenerys because Arya created a wager for her reaction too but to be fair only Gendry and Robb put a bet on that part with Gendry thinking Dany would look horrified while Robb thought she'd laugh.

Just scrolling through the list he couldn't help but marvel at some of the groups' thoughts. Margery thinking Daario would arrive with some form of jewellery while Missy was certain it was going to be a book, Jon thought they were both reasonable shouts opposed to some of the more ridiculous ones, but ones he wanted to see if only to see her reaction. Gendry thought Daario would present himself as a gift while Grey thought he'd bring a musician and confess his love, now that would be awesome to see. The problem was he couldn't see it happening; he knew Daario, and he was sure if he was meeting her somewhere more private it would be a cringe-fest though the fact everyone was going to be there it was going to be a little more low-key… Unless he did what Robb thought and caught her before she got in the pub with the offer of a date… Jon ended up choosing flowers but only because Arya had smartly chosen chocolates. After he'd placed his bet he fell back in beside Dany smiling at the silent question on her face but he simply shrugged it off.

"Are you okay Margaery?" The mirth in Dany's voice broke him from his trance and he turned towards Marg who was walking in front of them with Robb. They hadn't been walking for long, but they had managed to get around halfway towards the second stop Snow, and for some goddamn reason, he was feeling it more during the descent. Margery glanced towards Dany mustering a smile though it was clear as day the poor girl was knackered…

"Just a little tired to be honest," You don't say…

"Oh I know what you mean," Daenerys said and he could only agree, glancing her way as she side eyed him. Oh, did she have trouble sleeping too? Serves her bloody right!

"What did you and…"

"Oh gods no," Dany cut her off before she could finish the sentence. Whether it was said in disgust or mock disgust, he bit his tongue to stop himself from opening his mouth, sure that the choice words on his tongue wouldn't help anything especially with the way Margery raised her brow with a smirk curling at her lips. "Despite our tent being the furthest away it was like we were in the middle of a damn mating battle and I think Jon can agree with me here…" Dany shook her head and he couldn't help marvel as she lied so effortlessly. "The worst part was knowing who was moaning…" Jon shook his head, forcing a grimace to his face, as Marg rolled her eyes and turned back around. He chanced a look at Dany who laughed quietly. Gods, I hate you but well played.

"You know, if I heard Robb's name again, I was ready to drown him,"

"Why me, she was moaning," Robb shot back, looking over his shoulder sticking his tongue out clearly pleased they knew he could please his girl, or he thought they knew… He felt bad for his cousin, it was a shame they heard nothing.

"Well Robb I like Marg more than I like you," he kept his face serious as Margery turned around fist pumping the sky before she grinned and high fived him. Dany laughed at his side while Robb pouted,

"Yeah well I like Dany more than I like you," he forced a frown to his face as Dany grinned,

"Well obviously, I'm awesome and he's… Jon," the way she smiled then stole his breath away wanting and he so desperately to reach over and kiss her, the treacherous path be damned.

"Aww leave Jon alone, he's my favourite," Margaery frowned in sympathy before she squeezed between him and Dany wrapping her arms around his waist, he couldn't help but laugh as Robb rolled his eyes,

"Thank you Margaery," Jon wrapped his arm around her shoulders as they walked together smiling as she rested her head against his shoulder,

"Oh and FYI Margaery, I just hope your future kids don't have your vocal cords because God's help you," Dany shook her head and laughed, "They'll be many sleepless nights," Marg detangled herself from him looking at Daenerys before she looked his way. Her eyes widening slightly before she took her spot next to Robb again.

"Maybe you'll get some tonight. Daario's coming after all…" Marg beamed as Dany sighed loudly before she frowned not unlike a child,

"I'll pass," she huffed and Marg snorted before she glanced at him,

"What about Jon?" Margaery winked over her shoulder and again he found himself thinking about last night. Oh no Marg she just likes to bloody torture me… Thinking about it, it was a good job she wasn't a fucking Bolton.

"Daario isn't my type," his tone dry enough that the three of them laughed, he knew the question was for Dany but he wasn't planning on making her moan his name. Oh no, he was going to drive her absolutely insane. After last night it was the least she deserved though even after everything there was a whisper in his mind that was thinking this was simply a game. That she was simply fucking with him, leading him back to her grandma's house where she would gut him and turn him into a carpet for the living room. She wasn't his, he couldn't claim her, and if she flung herself into Daario's arms he would have to accept it. Jon blinked banishing the thoughts,

"You two sure are acting strange this morning," Robb said eying them both sceptically like he was trying to figure out what was wrong. Dany for her part looked unfazed while he held Robbs gaze and shrugged. You try to sleep next to this evil seductress that rubbed herself against you shamelessly, teased you endlessly… How he got to sleep at all was a miracle waking up aroused to the point where he was uncomfortable made ten times worse when the T-shirt she wore rode up reminding him of the NOTHING she had underneath…

"I think we're just a little tired is all," Jon said with a long drawn-out sigh, it was a diplomatic response as he again cleared his mind, "How's Grey doing?"

"Went through diagnostics this morning, he seemed fine. Just a little low on battery," Robb fake whispered looking to the front where Missy and Grey were walking hand in hand, "Missy's seems to have a spring in her step though," they chuckled at that; it wasn't subtle the girl was on cloud nine.

"I heard that," Grey said from up front, Jon had no idea how. Maybe this version of the software upgraded his hearing… Grey looked over his shoulder giving them all a pointed look before he rolled his eyes, maybe he could read minds as well.

"Oh, I'm fine by the way Jon," he glanced Arya's way rolling his eyes. It wasn't like he could forget her… It was damn near impossible to, she'd draw attention with something sooner or later. With the grin on her face, he already knew he didn't want to hear whatever she had to say, "The stupid bull's knackered though, oh how I wore him out all last night," he couldn't help but grimace, as Robb gagged while the girls laughed. Gendry for his part ducked away grumbling,

"That's exactly why I didn't ask you little one," he forced a smile to his face pretending he didn't hear a thing. What's a Gendry?

"Fuck off Jon," Arya frowned following after some nameless guy, though Jon couldn't say he knew what the name was…

"There must be something in the Stark blood you know because Robbs the same. I struggle to keep up with him most of the time," Wow… Margaery seemed to be mulling over the thoughts in her head. Jon just closed his eyes and shook his head; he defiantly needed to know about Robb's sex life! Robb for his part had the decency to look uncomfortable, as did Dany who was now staring intently at the floor,

"Come on guys, you're making Daenerys uncomfortable," her head shot up fixing him with a glare and he couldn't help but laugh,

"Why would I be uncomfortable?" she folded her arms across her chest, her eyes narrowed slightly as if she was daring him to say it, to say what happened last night, though instead, he made a show of looking her from head to toe admiring the curve of her arse immensely pleased at the warm blush creeping up on her cheeks as she tried her best to hold his gaze,

"Tell that to the blush colouring your cheeks," he said the words loud enough so the others could hear and she clenched her jaw tightly as Arya laughed,

"Maybe if you'd stop undressing each other with your eyes," Jon turned to glare at Arya and her stupid grin, he was not undressing her with his eyes, he was simply admiring the view…

"I'm n…"

"It's the wind you arseholes," Dany cut him off before he could protest as Margaery, Arya and Gendry laughed,

"Margaery and Arya seem fine," Robb said pursing his lips and looked away, wow…

"I swear I'll push you off the cliff," Dany threatened, pointing to the edge as Robb turned around again laughing loudly. Jon shook his head as they continued on. The slower pace allowed them to relax, well except needing to watch out for the path though it wasn't as bad as the path between Snow and Stone. That was a right twat to work their way down with the steep path a contestant slipping hazard but thankfully they hadn't lost anyone. His legs were positively killing him though and despite the teasing, he had calmed down too, well until he received a text once he got signal again.

| Daario: Has she talked about me, mate? :P

Yeah, they'd spoken about him alright… Jon didn't think it was wise to reply, not really wanting to play that game anymore. The friendship was Dany was too important to him and though he was friends with Daario; he wasn't going to jeopardise that. They discarded the rubbish from the camp in the big disposal bins near the car park, and surprisingly they had managed to get down to the cars for 11:05 which was better than anyone anticipated though he assumed it was more due to having gravity on their side. Stood in the car park by the cars Robb handed out the paperwork for the hotel they were stopping at for a few hours, the hotel was owned by one of Caitlyn's friends from school but they only had four rooms between eight of them and originally he and Robb were going to share.

"Would you two be okay with sharing a room?" Marg looked hopeful as she eyed them, to be honest after last night he was tired and sharing a hotel room for a few hours didn't seem so bad…

"Okay isn't the word id choose…"

"Wow, thank you Daenerys," he shook his head for good measure,

"What it's not," Dany shrugged, and he instantly regretted his decision not to throw her off the damned mountain,

"You two go share, we'll survive," he glared at Dany fighting back the urge to smile before turning to Marg who looked amused watching them,

"Alright," Margaery smiled pulling Dany in for a hug before he got one as well, "well, we'll see you two later then," they watched them head to their car before they climbed into his. Dany was smirking when she climbed into the car, his mind once again going haywire at being in such close proximity alone… There was easily enough room in the back for, stop it.

"It seems we're sharing a room then," he smiled thinking about the prospect of a warm shower and a catnap before joining with all the others, after last night he needed it.

"Lucky you huh…" Dany grinned as she turned her phone off and sat back in her seat,

"How… pretty sure you just make me lose sleep,"

"Aww did you lose sleep Jon…" she frowned playfully as she leaned closer, "Would you like me to make it better for you?" she asked fingers moving to his thigh. Jon rolled his eyes leaning forwards and kissing her on the lips lightly, pleased at how caught off guard she was. He didn't linger this time as he backed out the parking spot and set off to the hotel, it was only supposed to be a 30-minute drive though it was closer to 40 thanks to Dany needing to stop at shops or for a bathroom break along the way. Whilst having the audacity to complain about the petrol station bathrooms. As if they were supposed to be some kind of 5-star hotel… No, he was slowly getting annoyed again as she pulled off her jumper revealing a tight navy boob tube that came to just above her belly button with no fucking bra underneath if her hard nipples where any indication, oh and that look on her face… Jon put his foot down determined to get to the bastard hotel as soon as humanly possible, get into that hotel room and have a nice cold shower… Parking up she made a show of turning to face him, a grin stretching across her face as she caught him staring.

"I'll see you in the room," his voice was hoarse, and she laughed as he climbed out the car grabbed his bag and headed inside, she kept pace walking into reception though he noticed she'd put her coat back on, thank the gods. Robyn, Robin or whatever he was called, Caitlyn's nephew, was on reception, on work experience or whatever, he didn't know, didn't really give a shit either… the kid was weird. Grabbing the key card he dashed to the elevator snatching the key card back when Dany pulled it out of his hands. He stood against the wall of the elevator watching her, watching him a knowing look on her face.

"What are you thinking about?" she dragged her bottom lip between her teeth looking at him with her big doe eyes,

"Shower and sleep, and whether you're going to stop teasing me," he tried to focus on the roof knowing she was more likely fucking with him than anything else,

"I can't say I am, but you know I'm going in the shower first,"

"We'll see…" her eyes narrowed in challenge and he took a step forwards crowding her against the wall of the elevator before leaning down and kissing her. Pressing her against the wall with his body pulling away abruptly as the ping signalled they were on their floor. Jon turned and ran down the corridor using the key card to open the door; he threw his bag on the bed before going into the bathroom. Closing the door behind him and turning the facet on, he pulled his coat off throwing it on the floor followed by his jumper pausing as Dany burst through the door on a mission. Jon narrowed his eyes as she pulled her coat off with a stern look on her face while he threw his jeans to the floor, she wants to play? Jon smirked pulling his briefs down before… Jon growled as she surged forwards kissing him, desperate, needy, the kiss a mess of tongues and teeth as she pushed him back. The moan spilt from the back of his throat as her hand found his cock, stroking slightly while her other wrapped around his neck. Jon was dazed as she pulled away brushing her nose along his before leaning in to kiss again, enjoying the way she moaned into his mouth. His Eye's flying open as she pulled away grinning, no, please no… The door shut with a bang, her melodious laugh coming from the other side as he found himself stood in the bedroom once again. Jon stood leaning his head against the door in a poor attempt to calm down…

"I was going to offer to share," she said from behind the door, Jon could only shake his head, it wasn't fun anymore. It was irritating…

"No, you weren't," she didn't say anything in repose and he took a deep breath pulling his briefs up before he turned to the bed. Sprawling on the bed, he rolled his eyes as he received yet another text,

| Daario: What are my chances from a scale of 1 – 10? :?

He was tempted to reply to tell Daario how much she was totally talking about him, just for how sweet it would be when Daario came and did something to piss her off. Yet, he didn't because he didn't want Daario getting his hopes up or Dany on the receiving end of unwanted attention, or he didn't want to share her attention with others? It wasn't fair how bloody crazy she made him. He'd done his best not to think of the others arriving though he couldn't avoid it forever. There was bound to be a few of them butting heads, though even he wasn't innocent in that regard. Well, he could be civil with anyone but for some reason, Theon always needed to say something to rile him up… There were Robb and Joffrey who always butted heads, they were quick to start but the longer they stayed in each other's presence the more they relaxed, and just think It all started when Joffrey bragged about the sexual exploits he and Sansa had done, personally he was glad he wasn't there. It did, however, get them both behind bars for the night… Marg and Jeyne were the final duo, crazy Jeyne was Robb's ex and just so happens couldn't hold her tongue bringing up stories of her time with Robb. At first, Margaery brushed it off though when Jeyne began name-calling places, 'Robb remember when fooled around on the log flume at Winter Empire?' a theme park in the Gift where Robb took Marg from time to time, it caused problems. Staring at the ceiling Jon decided it was probably best to close his eyes and have a break, she'd no doubt stay in the shower as long as possible just to annoy him even further.

He woke to dripping on his brow breath catching in his throat as her soft weight settled on his chest; still he kept his eyes closed "Wake up sleepy head," she whispered the words and smiled feeling her lips brush against his, peaking open his eyes finding her face inches from his own, gods she was beautiful. She smiled brightly when he opened his eyes, her skin flushed from the heat of the shower with a towel hiding her platinum blonde locks from view.

"Hi," there was a lot going through his head at that moment but no more so than her damned teasing, he was sick of it. Glancing down at the towel bunching up at the top of her thighs, the bastard thing just hiding her slick folds from view, but he felt her wet, and warm against his skin. Jon cupped the back of her neck, using his weight to roll them over well that her legs had spread to accommodate him, though he kept his gaze on her,

"Jon, you'll get the bed wet,"

"You're right," Jon climbed to his feet, one arm holding her against him, the other gripping her arse as he moved away from the bed pinning her between him and the wall. He caught her gaze, the surprise evident on her face, the lust as he pecked her on the lips, lifting her slightly, "No more teasing," she kissed him then wrapping her arms around his neck,

"What you going to do, huh?"

"I'll offer you an opportunity… Rock, paper, scissors" it was the only thing he could think of at that moment, "If you win I'll…" he trailed off squeezing his fingers between them finding her exposed cunt and dragging his finger through her slick folds making sure she saw him lick his lips. "That's if you…"

"A-and i-if you win?" she cut him off eyes fluttering shut,

"You're going to put that pretty mouth of yours to use, and no more teasing,"

"No more teasing while we're in this room, everything goes back to normal when we meet up with everyone," she bit her lips looking up at him, "And you can't open your eyes, and we have a deal…"

"What…" he sighed but accepted, "Okay fine," they shared a sloppy kiss and he couldn't help but squeeze her arse as she dropped to her feet. She quickly pulled the bottom of her towel down before he had a chance to look while she grabbed the top with her left hand holding her right in front of her,

"Best of three," he nodded before they played, Rock, paper, scissors, he grinned as he engulfed her Rock with his paper. Dany frowned playfully though it was clear she wanted to win. Rock, paper, scissors, he stayed the same thinking she would too, but she didn't, chopping at his fingers with her scissors while smiling brightly. It was all-or-nothing; Rock, paper, scissors Jon went with scissors somewhat relieved when she did the same. They played again knocking their knuckles together before playing a final round and this time he held her gaze. Rock, paper, scissors, he chose paper groaning as her fingers chopped at his. "Get on your knee's and close your eyes" he shook his head but did as he was told as she pulled him forward, "Tongue,"

He swallowed hard, startled as her tongue brushed his, huffing as she caught him between her teeth swirling the tip of her tongue against the tip of his. No more teasing she says… Jon reached out to steady himself, her body shuddering as his fingers brushed against her bare shoulder; she pecked him on the lips before she stood up. He could hear the ruffling of the towel as her hand grabbed his bringing his palm to her side, no, her hip as his fingers dug into the curve of her arse and she sat down pulling him forwards. Dany fingers dug into his hair as she pulled him towards her, hooking her thighs over his shoulders. He could already smell her arousal, and gods she smelt fucking good, he was sure he was salivating… "Tongue Jon," her voice was low, and he smiled sticking his tongue out again gasping as his tongue met her silky folds. "Fuck," Dany tightened her grip on his hair and he took the initiative drawing his tongue through her slit, wrapping his arm around her thigh as he moved his other hand to spread her folds, oh how warm and snug she felt.

"Yes," it was a whispered moan as he drew his fingers along her slit slipping them slowly into her tight heat while he pressed his tongue against her nub enjoying the way her body shuddered under his touch. Drawing his fingers back before trusting again, he continued slowly, increasing the pace as he manoeuvred onto his knees pushing her thighs back against her chest. He could only imagine how she looked, how easy it would be to free his cock and replace his fingers, to pin her down and fuck her hard… "Faster," it was a plea and he followed her instruction picking up a rhythm and listening to every sound she made. The squelch of her tight cunt swallowing his fingers, the way her breath caught in her throat when he curled his fingers just so, or the way she moaned his name… It was sinful. "T-there," he rubbed his fingers against that spot again, harder this time, as her knuckles tightened in his hair, her legs straining against him, body bowing off the bed as the walls of her cunt fluttered around his fingers and his name spilt from her mouth. Jon marvelled as she ground against his mouth, lapping at her, tasting her release as she held him prisoner against her cunt… "You're rather good at that," thank you? She sighed happily pulling him up her body by his hair, "Come here," he couldn't help but smile as her lips pressed to his firmly once, twice before he opened his mouth turning the kiss sloppy until he was pushed to the side onto his back,

"Can I open my eye's now?"

"No, but you can keep still," Jon shuddered as her hand smothered over his chest, against the harder skin of his scars, not quite sure where she was going with this,

"Why?"

"It's your turn," his breath caught in his throat her fingers dipped under the band of his briefs palming his cock. Jon wanted to protest, do anything, but he was powerless as her fingers circled the base of his cock, he could feel the warmth of her breath on his cock before she suddenly let go. He could hear some shuffling but stuck to her rules, "You know Jon, I put a lot of thought into what you said last night…" she trailed off and he was trying to figure out what the hell she was talking about. "I just don't agree with you…" she sighed, "I think it's clear I'm the better tease..." no. Dany laughed, and he sat up in time to see the bathroom door close with the distinct sound of the fucking lock, she had to be joking…

"Daenerys for fuck' sake," Jon could only stare at the bathroom door in disbelief for a moment before he flopped to the bed. He wasn't quite able to get his head around what the fuck just happened though he was sure of one thing, this was no longer a game this was fucking war…

May the gods have mercy on his balls…